Baby Got Boobs 2 Review

Reviewed by Sean Renaud  on  5/19/2010

Expectations: I love Brazzers. They consistently put out quality product with the hottest stars in the world. They actually revived the old dead porn world by not only giving up skits but giving us great skits that actually make the scenes better. Sometimes they skimp a bit on the hardcore though. It makes them hard to predict but honestly they can do no wrong. It’s a question of if this is great or just good.
Scene One: Rachel Roxxx

Rachel Roxxx is supposed to be part of the Big Boobs 2009 contest but she’s late and the judge is tired of seeing tits. She promises to make it his while and what man could resist a woman on her knees begging? So it doesn’t take much to get her into the contest obviously. Rachel has to subject her tits to a number of tests that are juvenile funny and just a bit sexy. After her tits are put through the wringer she still doesn’t make the cut but since the dildo used the titty fucking test was left she decides to take a ride and on top of it. When the judge comes back and finds her getting herself off he confesses his love of pussy.

I doubt there are a lot of women on the planet who suck better cock than Rachel Roxxx. This is the cock sucker whose lips every one of us (the guys anyway) wish were wrapped around our cocks. Personally she gets me off just by staying in character just a bit. She makes a few references about how if she knew she’d get such delicious cock she’d be late to every pageant.

Rachel is definitely grade A pound pussy. She looks great no matter how you twist her and sounds even better. Rachel is one of those rare women who could rule the fucking universe if she wanted it. She’s got the look and the moves. There is something almost hypnotic about the way she works her hips on a cock. Pretty damned good cum shot too. She fully earned that win.

Scene Two: Aletta Ocean

The second scene is the incredible Aletta Ocean in World’s Greatest tits. That might be a bit of an over statement though. Even though it still has sound it’s set up like an old fashioned silent film with lots of the details filled in by panels complete with dramatic orchestra music. Probably some famous piece we’re both too uncultured to recognize. I gotta wander into porn land sometime soon, full body massage here means actual full body, or mostly her tits dragged across his body. Maybe I’m the only one who wouldn’t be able to resist tasting those oiled globes but our stud is with me.

Once it gets to that point there is no stopping things. Ms. Ocean has to have a taste, she has to feel it between her tits. Once she’s had that first taste though she’s instantly addicted to cock. She has to let him fuck her and all the expected positions get their time. Kinda a waste of cum

Scene Three: Angelina Ashen (reviewer’s choice)

Angelina Ashe stars in the adventures of Boobman. She’s standing around checking out her nearly flawless reflection while contemplating getting breast reduction surgery. Boobman shows up though and shows Angelina how much better her life will be if she keeps her tits. She’ll become a famous porn star, she’ll marry a handsome man and live happily ever after.

The scene starts out with Boobman eating Angelina out and for a few minutes, much longer than you would normally get in straight porn. Normally I don’t even enjoy lesbians. Angelina Ashe may single handedly made me into a convert. She got into it for real and she’s just as intense when she sucks cock.

Oh my goddess. This girl is a banshee howling for a cock and she almost makes you believe it’s all true. If Boobman isn’t the greatest thing ever to fuck Angelina Ashe then dear god get the girl a contract. I love this woman and their energy together incredible. She hits a position I’ve never even seen before, it’s basically reverse cowgirl or doggy. It’s not everyday you’re watching the next big thing but if this girl ever realizes that assholes should be filled with cock she could easily be one of the girls we’re still talking about ten years from now. All the expected positions get hit along with a few others, plenty of pussy to mouth and dirty dialogue. The cum shot is only average but damn I love this girl. I want this girl. Unless you just don’t like busty blondes you love this girl too.

Scene Four: Madison Scott

Madison Scott is just a sucker for dogs. She probably wouldn’t have been so sweet on him if she’d known that her stud was part of a dog fighting club but oh well. She doesn’t hold up the innocent act nearly as well as any of the other women. She invites him back to her great big house with a pool, changes into her bikini and straddles him. I’m sorry, part of the fun of watching Brazzers is the skits and this was a waste.

Guess it wasn’t an innocent act. Madison was just that eager to get a cock between her lips, between her tits and between her fingers. The busty blonde is very enthused about the juicy bit of man meat prepared for her and the outdoors scene is a nice change of pace. It doesn’t hurt at all that she’s flexible. I mean really, how many girls have you seen fucked during a backbend? Nice load of cum too.

Scene Five: Jessica Lynn

Jessica Lynn is just another bored house wife and our stud is out going door to door selling jewelry. Of course we aren’t supposed to complain that he just walked right into this woman’s backyard uninvited. We’re glad he did since she’s all dolled up in a black bikini. Sadly the mirror he has in his briefcase isn’t big enough to give her a good look so they head to room together. She wants all the jewelry at below costs but she’s willing to give up some pussy to make the difference.

Jessica is a good little cock sucker and so often the women in porn are completely nude. Listening to her bracelet jingle as she sucks and fucks adds a nice touch. The wedding ring is another nice touch, just grounds the fact that she’s a cheating wife. The scene feels a bit on the short side and not a lot of positions but still good scene, great cum shot and for whatever reason I find her tan lines really sexy.

Heading Out: Like a lot of Brazzer’s videos this is pretty lightweight in terms of being truly hardcore. It’s not a bad thing, it’s just a fact. If you can’t get off without anal or threesomes or gagging skip this. The most hardcore act we get is some pussy to mouth. As usually the skits are quite entertaining though, it’ll bring you back to those old Skinemax flicks from when you were younger. My biggest complaint is that too many of the girls look alike. There are enough blacks, Latinas and Asians in the market to make a movie where three out of five scenes are blond girls.

Like all Brazzer’s films it’s got an extra bonus scene and it’s not just crap tacked on from a failed movie. It’s quality.