Austin Cum Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  3/20/2008

When one thinks of Texas one usually thinks of Houston or the Big “D”. So now we can add Austin. Our friendly guide is Buck Wilde a young guy with pierced along with pierced ears and nipples also has a pierced nose and lip. He even has a piercing underneath his penis. He also has plenty of tattoos. However, it’s the fact that he looks somewhat scruffy that leaves me unenthused.

The film begins when Buck arrives in Austin and drops in on a female cousin who meets him holding an enormous glass of wine. She wants him to meet her new boyfriend who is now taking a shower. She urges her boyfriend to come out and he does, wrapped in a towel. Wanting Cousin Buck to see why he’s such a good boyfriend she rips off his towel and starts sucking his dick. It’s uncut and looks bigger than it is as it hangs from a hairless groin. The wine taking effect she staggers over to the bed and collapses. This leaves Buck to complete the suck. For some strange reason the boyfriend seems to have named his penis “shit” as he keeps saying: “Suck that shit.” He cums on Buck’s face and in his mouth and Buck sucks it clean.

After strolling about, Buck gets lost and asks a kid directions back to his sleazy motel. He’s invited up to meet his lover and have some fun. Buck is not one to turn down an invitation. It seems that the kid has a “daddy” as when they enter there’s a rather mature man completely naked in an armchair.
The kid and Buck get buck naked too. The kid has a unique tattoo on his upper hest (two guns in holsters). He’s very pale and has hefty love-handles. The kid and daddy slurp on Buck’s tool. The dual sucking goes on for much too long before the kid sits in the chair and daddy goes down on him. Buck puts on a rubber and fucks daddy.
“Be gentle, I gotta use him later,” the kid tells Buck.
Buck cums on daddy’s back and licks it up while daddy eats the kid’s cum.

After Buck shows us the capitol building we see him bring a guy back to the motel. He is quite a sexy young dude—and in my opinion the hottest guy in the film. They get onto the bed and the guy who’s given me a boner deep-throats Buck’s dick. This evolves into and nice sixty-nine. The sexy dude has hairy balls—now that’s something you don’t usually see in porn films anymore.
Buck slides his dick in the sexy guy’s ass and they fuck briefly—much too briefly—in the missionary position. When the guy cums, Buck laps it up; then masturbates.

Later as he is returning to his room Buck meets another sexy dude wearing cowboy boots and a black Stetson. This hunk is right out of Brokeback Mountain. He invites Buck in.
“Let’s get naked.” And they do.
(You can see this hunk on the cover—he is the slender young bear that made me get this DVD.)
Disappointingly he only has an average dick and Buck has a hard time getting him hard. He seems to like it best when Buck sucks on his balls.

Buck now decides it’s time for a hustler so he phones for one. He gets a muscular dude who—instead of following Buck’s directions—orders Buck around. (If I ever hired a hustler I would tell HIM what to do.) He really seems to like it when Buck eats his hairless hole and keeps telling him to do so. The muscle hunk cums with Buck shoving fingers in that hole.

The insatiable Buck now brings home a young collegiate type. This youngster has a cute face but it’s impossible to determine much about his physique as he keeps his shirt on the entire time Buck is blowing him. “You have a nice dick,” Buck says when he comes up for air. And indeed he does. He’s shaved his balls which are almost retreating into his body and has trimmed his cock hair. He really enjoys the blowjob Buck is giving him. “That feels so good!” he whispers at one point.

Next on the menu is an adorable young Mexican. They kiss as soon as they arrive back at the motel and as soon as they are stripped he goes down on Buck’s anticipatory prick. The kid obviously loves sucking cock and is very, very good at it. Buck then goes down on the kid’s big uncut brown burrito. But the kid wants more of Buck’s cock and goes at it with considerable gusto. When Buck returns to sucking the kid he is rewarded with a creamy load which Buck devours. (I always like sour cream on my burrito, too.) Buck’s frenzied load lands on the carpet.

Apparently Buck just can’t get enough penis protein because there’s now another college kid lured back to the room. Like the previous young Latin cutie this one loves cock. Unlike the previous performer this one has a buzz cut on his head and no hair at all on his crotch. Surprisingly Buck spends little time sucking the hairless cock (after all he’s not about to get annoying hair in his mouth). Instead he decides to face-fuck the young guy who pulls rapidly on his hairless organ as Buck pounds his face. Almost at once he tells Buck he is about to cum and Buck quickly moves down to gobble up the load.

Having no luck on the street Buck gets on the phone and calls for another hustler. Another muscular hunk—Colin—arrives. Buck is naked on the bed anxiously awaiting him. When the hustlers’s shirt is off, Buck sucks on a nipple.
“Tastes good”, Buck observes.
“It’s tastier down below,” Colin tells him.
This hustler doesn’t have a very appealing face but has a nice body and a very nice cock which soon feeds Buck some liquid protein.

Later as Buck resting there is a knock on the door it’s a sexy, skinny, scruffy kid with the towels. (Yes, he’s all those.) After depositing the towels in the john he asks Buck if he needs anything else. Buck does. Buck removes the kid’s shirt to reveal a clump of hair in the cleavage and an enticing hair trail leading into his trousers. It points down to a luscious bush and a stiffening dick that Buck swallows down. I love the dialogue here:
“You have a nice mouth.”
“You have a nice dick.”
“Thanks.”
After the kid has shot his load in Buck’s mouth, Buck once more soils the carpet. We hear the director for the only time. “Kiss,” he orders. They do.

The final scene begins with another knock on the door It is Buck’s cousin’s boyfriend that he blew in scene one (ten scenes ago) .
“What do you want”, Buck inquires.
“You,” he is told.
Once again Buck finds himself swinging on that hairless uncut piece of meat.
But the boyfriend has more in mind; and throwing Buck on the bed, proceeds to fuck his ass doggy style. After a while he orders Buck to turn over to get fucked missionary style (like he fucks the female cousin, no doubt). Buck enjoys it so much he cums not once—but twice—as he ass is pounded in this position. He is then reward with a mouthful of the boyfriend’s cum and gulps it down.

The film ends with Buck vowing to return to Austin.

Treasure Island Media has a series called Damon blows America with visits to certain cities. But there is no point now in his going to Austin. Buck has drained it dry. I didn’t expect to like the film as much as I did, but it is most enjoyable and has—as you can see—a humorous touch. Certainly with its generous eleven scenes there is bound to be some performer who stiffens your resolve. There were several for me. Hell, I might even visit Austin now. Pity none of the “Boys of Austin” as they were called were named.