Atomic Vixens Review

Reviewed by Gunth  on  5/29/2006

Plot/Story: Atomic vixens is very well done Austin Powers knockoff. Instead of Dr. Evil, we have L.I.M.P., a diabolical organization who has taken over the United Nations nuclear base on the moon. They are holding the world hostage. Their demands are simple, the total enslavement of all the world’s women! In this time of crisis, the UN turns to the Atomic Vixens for salvation. With girls like Jade Minx, White Queen, Anita Goodbang, Roxy Brown, and the fembots SQ-24 and TS-64, the world should be in good hands.

Scenes:

Jade Starr and Mika Tan: we start out with a superb lesbian scene. This is the first I have seen of Jade Starr, but I would like to see more. While all the girls in the movie have the alternative thing going, she pulls it off the best: Pale skin, dark hair, small breasts, tattoos on each arm, dark eye shadow, and perfect body. These girls really know how to lick pussy, and the camera does a good job of picking up every little detail. Also some nice kissing. About 15 minutes into the scene they bring in the toy, a double ended dildo with a screw inside. When all is said and done, I was very pleased.

Justine Joli : Solo scene. Justine is a slender brunette with pale skin, perfect natural breasts (I think), and a super body. She is on a bright white sheepskin rug wearing nothing but some tight florescent green leggings. The setup here was amazing, a lot more than you would expect for a solo scene. She rips the leggings at the crotch and proceeds to play with herself. She does a good job smiling at the camera. Spends a lot of time licking and sucking on her own toes. Great solo scene, even bringing herself to an unfaked climax.

Ashley Steel and Lacie Heart: The girls play the part of Fem Bots who are trapped in space. Against a pink background and with nothing else to do, they turn to each other for companionship. I’m not complaining, but who ever heard of robots getting it on with each other? There are a lot of full screen pussy close-ups, so be warned. At one point the girls pull out airbrushes, without the paint. Very interesting. Good scene, but I thought the first one had more real heat to it.

James Deen and Tyler Houston: No foreplay, scene opens with his head buried in her pussy. Scene takes place in a garage. Tyler is dressed like a 1950’s waitress in a poke-a-dot skirt, James is dressed like, well, James Dean. This one was different, I don’t know what they were trying to accomplish with this scene. All the other scenes were done up in bright colors like you would see in a comic book, this one takes place in a garage. There also wasn’t really any chemistry between the performers. Even the camera work was different. In the other scenes the video was extremely sharp, this one was like something Kovi or Andamo would do.

Marie Luv : Another solo scene. Marie is dressed in white fishnets at the beginning. Soft piano music in the background. Purple eye shadow and blue lipstick. Another well shot solo scene. At one point she pours different colored icing all over herself before climbing into the bathtub and finishing herself off with a dildo to climax.

Kyle Moore and Leah Luv : Leah is wearing a sundress made out of the British flag. With her pig tales and braces this scene had a lot going for it from the start. Good oral to start, with Leah giving nice sloppy head. Being a petite girl, Kyle is able to manhandle her pretty well. Problem is, I just didn’t get a good vibe from the scene. Wasn’t any chemistry between them. Ends with her taking the cumshot in her hands. Then it cuts and she is fingering herself with what looks like cum oozing out of her vagina.


Score Breakdown

Sex: We have 6 scenes here: two lesbian, two solo, and two m/f. Unfortunately, the best scenes were the first two. I am not quite sure how to rate a movie where the highlights are a lesbian pairing and a solo scene. Granted, they were awesome scenes, but with both m/f scenes failing I can’t in good conscience give it more than a 3.

Girls: The girls where all super cute, especially with their makeup and costumes. Jade Starr was the highlight for me, and I really hope I get to see her sucking on cock at some time in the near future. 4

Audio/Video: Great soundtrack. Started with Rancid’s “Ruby Soho” in the opening with other well known songs throughout. I liked the music, but I know how some people might find this distracting. The video was also top, with razor sharp picture through the whole movie. 5

Extras: Behind the scenes, two photo galleries, a music video with the two fembots, and “fun facts about Ron Jeremy", which sadly doesn’t contain an interview. The behind the scenes is almost an hour long, with great insight into the porn industry. In it the director explains that she is trying to shoot porn from the perspective of a bi-sexual woman. I don’t know exactly what that means, but judging from the quality of the lesbian scenes here, I hope she does more of it. There are also 20 or so MP3s that one can download if they liked the soundtrack to the movie. 5

Plot and Acting: There wasn’t any acting to speak of. The story was read while pages from a comic book were shown on screen, the fucking taking place with no dialog between the performers that wasn’t sex related. 3.

In the End: I enjoyed this movie. The sets where superbly well done and the girls were great to look at. As someone who watches a lot of porn, I really appreciate the effort that went into this release. I want to give it a better score, but the total failure of the two m/f scenes really stands out. 3.5


Questions/Comments? Gunth@my.adultdvdtalk.com