Assman 14 Review

Reviewed by Gabriel Nine  on  10/16/2001

ASSMAN #14
(Anabolic)
Directed by Jean-Yves Le Castel
Starring: Marina, Claudia, Catherine Count, Catherina, Natalie, Ellen, Amanda Angel, Sandra, Marie-Anne, Blue Eyes, Robert Rosenberg, Lolo, David Perry, Jean-Pierre Armand, Peter Ray, Jean- Yves Le Castel

In this instalment in his anal escapades, originally released last summer on VHS, Le Castel assembles a cast including some fine European talent (and Jean-Pierre Armand). Over the last year, I have come to expect great things from Ellen, Amanda Angel and Catherine Count. The formula is the same as always - unrelated scenes with a heavy emphasis on serious anal sex - but with some great girls to help out, it should be hot...

Claudia
Claudia is a well-built brunette girl (seen in Rocco Ravishes Prague 3 and volumes of Matador and Killer Pussy) with a big sexy ass and sizeable boobs. She's sunning herself in the garden when David Perry and his mate, a rather awkward guy referred to as "Skyman", arrive, whip out their dicks and get her to start sucking. It's that kind of movie - phrases like "build up" or "create sexual tension" have no meaning here! David wears her sun hat for the rest of the action in a feeble attempt at humour.

Claudia's cocksucking is not too shabby but sadly much of the fucking that follows is done strictly by the book with little or no excitement. The two lads fuck Claudia in her pussy and ass and then DP her. What seems like a partial eclipse of the sun is merely the arrival of JP Armand's flabby form, and he slots it straight into her ass. Perry continues to plough her pussy while the others take turns at her ass. There's some reverse cowgirl anal, they do the old gaping anus thing, and then there's an ill- advised shot of the guys looking very bored and distracted as they queue for a shot at her open bumhole. The scene is partially redeemed by some hefty come shots from the men that splatter her face.

Catherine Count, Catherina
So along comes Catherine Count to show us how it's done. This raven-haired lady is one of the more advanced sexual performers on the European scene, and here she has a redhead called Catherina to assist her. The girls are paired with JP and "Skyman". The girls suck the boys, the boys lick the girls and then they get on with some down and dirty fucking. Interestingly, bespectacled Catherine keeps her clothes, save for panties, on for the sex.

It's no time at all before Catherine is letting go with her trademark wails (though nothing like her screams when, credited as Vlasta, she appeared in movies like Matador 1 or Debauchery 4), and only a little time more before she's taking it in the ass. JP bangs her hard, and let's face it he has some bulk behind his thrusts, and then she rides actively on the other guy's dick. Catherina actually avoids anal but looks pretty good with her tits bouncing as she rides a hard cock. It's a shame because we do see an inviting little anus winking there between her pillowy cheeks. However, Catherina is willing to perform the more outré tasks demanded of her: Ms Count is DP'd and Catherina comes in to do ass to mouth. More anal and gaping and more A2M and rimming lead on to an anal come shot that Catherina is ready to lick up. She then gets a facial that somehow rebounds from her face onto the lens. She licks it up, then Le Castel moves his camera right into Catherine's ass and the girls both lick the mess from the lens. Yes, I know, it's not a classy movie. But generally this scene is hot and nasty, and right now that suits me fine.

Ellen, Natalie
I was annoyed to find they had paired the sensational Ellen (variously credited in numerous appearances as Elena, Helen, Ellen Dupal and more), with her busty body and sizzling, sexy personality, with old JP, but that doesn't bother her. No sooner has he turned up at her office, with pretty blonde Natalie in tow, than Ellen has checked out the girl and is sucking his dick with such ferocity (and touching his body like she really wants him...oh no!) that it seems she will suck his balls right out of his dick. Now, that is a disgusting thought, and I apologise.

Anyway, Ellen sits on JP's face while Natalie sucks his dick. Natalie is fucked from behind and then missionary on the desk before Ellen, as enthusiastic as always, takes it between her beautiful cheeks, straight up the ass in a standing doggy. Natalie is quiet and passive but Ellen lets the viewer know all about it as Armand pumps her plump rump. Natalie supplies the ass-to- mouth, and then Ellen does likewise when Jean- Pierre is pummelling Natalie's ass. More anal for Ellen and lots more ass to mouth follows. It is one of life's great pleasures to watch her big boobs wobbling as her ass is pounded! Side by side doggy anal is superb - I love the way Ellen watches the other girl's reactions and always wants to be involved. Jean-Pierre goes back and forth from one ass to the other. Naturally this part features gaping anuses but that shouldn't put you off some really hot sex.

Ellen supplies her man with a tit wank and more super sucking to get him off: "Ooh, Jean- Pierre," she coos. "You love it!" He loves it? Man, I love it and I'm just watching! She excitedly jerks him till he sprays on her mouth and face. Then watch how she virtually pushes him aside so she can forcefully kiss Natalie, who looks overwhelmed by Ellen's intensity. Superb! This scene is laden with fabulous reactions and responses from Ellen. Though she might be blonde and pretty, Natalie hardly gets a look in! Although the camera work is in parts a bit shoddy, and this means we see more of JP than is necessary, I have to hand it to the old boy - he does a great job here.

Amanda Angel
I have to admit that I am biased before this scene with the beautiful Amanda even starts. It is inherently exciting to see a girl who looks as good as this willowy blonde with the sparking blue eyes being fucked and having her face showered with sperm. The brilliant thing about it is that she loves to fuck too, and responds superbly to the anal attentions of Le Castel and "Skyman".

Brushing straight past a silly set-up, Amanda is soon sucking "Skyman" while Jean-Yves tastes her holes. She doesn't use the full extent of her oral abilities (recommended viewing: Animal Trainer 4, Rocco's Way to Love) but she still sucks nicely. She gets fucked in her pussy for a little while before Le Castel applies Vaseline to her tight bottom. Slowly, sensually he works his dick in, checking she is OK. To look at her, she might seem a little frail. But in fact what she wants is for him to fuck her ass, and she demands he does it! The way her pale skin flushes with a pink glow is unmistakable.

Lots of really sound anal follows, with spoons and doggy positions and DPs and gapes and all that good nasty stuff. Setting aside all of the stupid "beam" material and Le Castel's truly unfunny banter, I thoroughly recommend you see this for yourself just to witness her hot response to anal sex. Then see her with her face plastered in come, playing with two dicks. The way she looked up at Jean-Yves when he tells her to open her eyes just prior to his orgasm surely sent him over the edge. I can't imagine that she could look better than she does at that moment. Yeah, maybe I am going over the top - it's just another scene in an anal porn movie, for Christ's sake - but I really enjoyed that one, and Amanda is so beautiful it hurts.

Sandra, Marie-Anne
In this group number, Robert turns up with sexy blonde Sandra (sometimes credited as Sandra Russo) and Marie-Anne, a young busty voluptuous brunette with beautiful big brown eyes, in a room where David, JP and this guy they call Skyman are waiting. The girls do a little dancing and teasing before they pleasure the guys as they gather round in a well-shot oral session. Then they start fucking, with Sandra enthusiastically bouncing in the laps of David and then Robert - she really seems to get off on his cock and there's a great shot of her sexy, sweaty ass as she bucks back towards the camera.

Marie-Anne then does a disappearing act, leaving Sandra to soldier on alone. A lengthy bout of DP, where the guys take turns in her ass while Robert continues to fuck her pussy. JP and Skyman have clumsy attempts at her, and she seems noticeably relieved when David takes over the anal. The others have a second go, and it stops abruptly with Sandra in clear discomfort. She's happier riding on top of their cocks as they pass her from man to man and do their gape routine - she seems pretty happy about all this, till this "Skyman" character again causes her real discomfort. He can't lift her up enough to do the gape thing properly (as if they really need to do that anyway) and then he struggles to reinsert. Her facial expression, initially pulled out of frustration at his clumsy efforts, turns to one of real pain as his cock pushes her ass at an awkward angle.

Cut to the guys queuing up to bang her ass - stupid shots of naked guys standing in line wanking like safari park chimps - but what was a hot scene has long since become a trial for Sandra and David eventually signals "enough", though not before everyone has had at least another couple of turns at her ravaged bottom. The guys gather round and each shoots over her face. She very graciously stays with it and gives oral afterwards.

Now I am not naïve enough to think everything goes smoothly on porn shoots or that everyone is all hunky-dory and they all really want to do what they are doing, but I can't understand the purpose of a) the editor including the shots where things clearly went wrong, to the girl's discomfort (unless you are including it out of sadism) and b) using a guy who clearly doesn't know what he is doing, again to the girl's discomfort. Sandra is an experienced girl, she clearly responds well to the sex with Robert and David, with whom she shares a few smiles, and it would have been better to do the scene with them, especially when Marie Anne checked out early - what happened there I wonder? Let's hope I don't see this "Skyman" geezer again.

Marina, Blue Eyes
A very pleasant outdoor setting lends a better vibe to this closing scene. A guy gets out of the pool and reclines with his young, tanned strawberry-blonde girl in the sunshine. Brunette Marina (the cover girl anyway - sorry I don't know who is who here, scene credits are given but the girls are not identified individually) comes out in this red dress, looking sexy and with this really naughty gleam in her eyes, and gets the guy's dick out. The two girls give him a really good, sensual oral workout, and then he licks them. They get fucked in the ass right away - Marina and then Blue Eyes.

At some point here, you realise that Le Castel has jumped into the scene himself - he claims that the scene was "a little light". I interpret this three ways - a) the action was not hard enough, b) the hired stud was not hard enough (and he does have wood problems later), or c) Jean-Yves simply couldn't resist the chance to have Marina's sexy little small-busted form, still with a hint of puppy fat, bouncing on his dick! He then puts loads of Vaseline on his cock so he can cram it into Blue Eye's tight bung. Meanwhile, Marina is shuddering as she strokes her clit frantically to an apparently real orgasm while the stud bangs her anus - I had to laugh because Jean-Yves literally pushes the guy out the way so he can fuck her himself at this moment! He then gets quite crude with her, repeatedly stuffing her ass then making her suck, going from ass to pussy and back.

Lots more anal, gaping, a DP for Marina and ass-to-mouth fill out the substantial scene before Blue Eyes takes both guys' loads on her face. The girls share a spunky kiss while the credits roll - a little early in my view.

Overall
Let's get the flaws out of the way first. Obviously, Sandra's discomfort and the inept Mr Skyman were quite off-putting (though one could say that this is a reality check). Camerawork is by and large good, though there are dodgy moments, and the editing seems clumsy at times too. Obviously there are a couple of features that I know really put people off these movies - gaping anuses, and the men and their really stupid banter - so Assman 14 is not for you if such factors colour your judgement. But then you should know what is in store from one glance at the rear box cover! However, for hot sex with gorgeous and responsive girls, I think the scenes with Catherine, Amanda and Ellen, and that last scene is not too shabby either, all make this movie well worth seeing - and that's with Jean- Pierre Armand taken into account!

DVD Comments
The main criteria - picture quality and sound quality - are good. However, fans of lots of extra goodies will be disappointed with a modest photo gallery and a selection of trailers as the only additions to the standard play movie and chapter options. As is present on all Anabolic and Diabolic DVDs, a cumshot recap chapter is a good addition for those who like to see the pop- shots again. One thing I would like is for individual cast member info, credits and pictures as Evil Angel have done recently.