Assliciously Delicious 5 Review

Cast: Africa, Kelly Starr, Hypnotic, Precious, Janet Jacme

Initial Expectations: I just wanted to see Africa in action. Her ass on the cover begged me to.

Who Should Watch It: Africa or Janet Jacme fans, not yet fans of Kelly Starr

Who Should Avoid It: Anyone who dislikes anal

Initial Impression: What else has Kelly Starr done?! Damn, Janet! Africa, whatever you’ve done to yourself, keep doing it!!

Scene 1 – Africa

I’d seen Africa many times before in her appearances in Sista and Baby Got Back series. She always had a great body including a splendid ass. She had great looks but she was never that great a performer. She acted timid and reserved whether in a boy/girl or lesbian scene and she couldn’t suck cock to save her life. Despite that, she was never really bad and her looks were good enough for me. She left the game for a period and came back as Jadakiss. I guess she liked her original name so she went back to Africa. I just happened to see the cover for this movie with Africa’s hugely plump ass on full display. She always had a great ass but now it was just magnificent. That coupled with the fact that Janet was in this movie prompted me to give it a try. In her scene, we open up to Africa shaking that awesome ass in a yellow swimsuit standing next to a pool. I don’t know what the girl was doing on her hiatus but thank you, Jesus! Africa has plumped up in all the right places. To boot, her attitude has changed, for the better! After Brian Pumper spreads baby oil on her ass, she orders him to take his dick out because she needs it in her mouth. I guess Africa’s been taking lessons because she’s gotten pretty good at fellatio. She’s no Obsession by any means but before she was terrible and now she does it with confidence and skill. The couple moves indoors to a bed. There Africa gives Brian some doggy, cowgirl, and finally some anal. Africa also dispenses some dirty talk, telling Brian that she loves his big dick up her ass and enticing him to cum because she ‘knows he wants to.’ Africa has changed. It’s a very welcome change.

Scene 2 – Kelly Star

I have never heard of Kelly Star before but my first impression of her was not a good one. Something about her face made me think she was not really a woman. It was ever so slight but she just had that look. She has obviously enhanced breasts and a phat ass but modern medical technology can work wonders so I wouldn’t put it past her. Once she got into her scene though, I put all that out of my mind, what with the feverish way she sucked and fucked her way through John E. Depth and Brian Pumper. The girl walks the fine line between over the top energetic fucking and just complete sluttiness. She took everything they had and didn’t break a sweat. Her magnanimous ass was given proper treatment during cowgirl and doggy. Few girls can take charge while being slammed at both ends but Kelly did it with ease. I have to see more of her.

Scene 3 – Hypnotic

Hypnotic is a slender, young looking girl with awesome breasts. Hypnotic takes on two guys putting her big lips to good use. Halfway through the scene, one of the guys leave and she and Brian finish it out without him. Despite being skinny, Hypnotic has a really shapely ass and it looks great being penetrated in doggy. Hypnotic seems like an up and coming fan favorite. She’s not that aggressive but she does her job with intent and mastery. She loves anal and DP, which should please most people.

Scene 4 – Precious

Precious is on the skinny side. She’s quiet and not really too pretty. She has nice full lips, though, and she gives Brain Pumper some rather good head. When it’s time to fuck, though, she just let’s Brian have his way with her. It was a fairly mild scene.

Scene 5 – Janet Jacme

I knew Janet was back but I haven’t seen her in anything since Baby Got Back 20. You can never go wrong with Janet. From the opening frame of her my jaw hit the floor. She was standing poolside wearing what can be described as a rubber band. It was a swimsuit but it was tiny yet elastic. Janet demonstrates some teasing as she slowly peels down her swimsuit top exposing her juicy breasts. She gets into the pool and bends over so you can see her wet ass just above the surface of the water. They way she was working it, the scene could have been over right then and it would’ve been okay. But then you wouldn’t get to see her suck Mark Anthony off when he come to join her by the pool. After a superb blow job, they move indoors. Janet gets on top of Mark to ride cowgirl for a while. Then they move straight into doggy anal followed by a side-saddle anal. Mark cums in her ass and Janet lets it ooze out for the camera. The scene was a little short but the quality was definitely there.

Negatives

The only negative of this movie is the scene with Precious. She’s not that attractive or enthusiastic. I wish the scene with Janet were longer and she did some vaginal doggy. The audio was of sub-standard quality but not enough to be a problem.

Lasting Impression

After watching this one several times, I conclude that this is a solid A-/B+ movie. It’s worth buying.

Summary

Gorgeous chocolate buns get put to work here. There’s nothing really new or noteworthy here but the performances were A-class. It’s worth it if you’re a fan of Africa or Janet just to see their respective scenes. If you liked Africa in this movie, you’ve GOT to see her in Black Ass Candy 2. If you’ve never seen Kelly Star before, you owe it to yourself to meet her.

Reviewer’s Tilt

This reviewer prefers to watch Black women. The women should be women and not girls. Young or ‘teenish’ girls are turn-offs. It’s more of an attitude thing than age because some 18-yr olds can hold their own better than some 25-yr olds. Though the reviewer likes Black women, he does not care for ghetto, thuggish, or hoodrat types. The women should be refined and polished and appear to be into what they’re doing.

The types of movies the reviewer enjoys are those that display women enjoying themselves and taking control of their pleasure. We don’t like scenes where the woman is subdued, submissive or otherwise giving the appearance of discomfort and/or displeasure. Further, the production values need be high-end. This means the photography and editing have to be up to par. Music is a non-issue unless it’s intrusive. There should never be any aspiring rapper trying to impress me during a scene. If there’s some playing over the intro to a scene, it’s fine but have the sense to turn it off once the action begins.

Many, many people seem to enjoy facials. I’m not one of them. I don’t consider them to be part of the scene and in 99% of the time, the woman does NOT appear to enjoy it, which violates one of my principals of enjoying the movie. I also don’t care for anal. Most reviewers cry foul if a girl doesn’t do anal. I would watch it as long as it’s done right and there is nothing nasty dripping out of the anus and I don’t have to see up into the girl’s intestines because the sex session has turned into a colonoscopy exam. Another facet I dislike is DP’s or any variation of them. To me, two (or more) dicks within a 12 inch radius is gay. I don’t even like a girl trying to suck two (or more) guys off at the same time. It’s very sluttish and unerotic to me. God forbid she try to stuff two dicks in her mouth at the same time. You can’t convince me that two cocks rubbing together is not gay.

A lot of guys don’t like lesbian action. I do. I didn’t at first but once I decided to watch a scene instead of fast-forwarding past it as usual. I liked it a lot so I decided to try an all-girl movie. I REALLY liked that so from then on, I began to enjoy lesbian action. The appeal there is you don’t have the disruption of a closeup of a guy’s face (or backside). You can concentrate on the lovely curves of the ladies. And the ladies almost always seem completely comfortable and genuinely aroused in a lesbian scene. That being said, the women HAVE to be into it for the scene to be enjoyable. It’s a real waste of time if she’s not, even more so than in a boy/girl scene.