Assed Out (Northstar) Review
Northstar Associates
Studio: Northstar Associates
Directed by: Craven Moorehead
Starring: Peter North, Chris Charming, Joel Lawrence, Claudio Meloni, Lea de Mae, Monica Sweetheart, Sascha, Lauren Phoenix, Ariana Jollee, Destiny St. Claire, The Drifter, Marco Banderas
Released on: 6/27/2004
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| Prologue Check the cast out on this video. Monica Sweetheart, Lauren Phoenix, Ariana Jollee, Lea DeMae. The only unknown to me is Destiny St. Claire. She could be Olive Oyl for all I care with the aggregation of stars here. All gorgeous and all butt sluts of the highest order. No one can mess this up. |
 Lauren
Phoenix is
getting impatient waiting for her man. She looks incredible in red lingerie
and black fishnet stockings. She's just going to have to please herself
for a bit. She waves that damn ass of hers in our faces and sticks a hot
pink butt plug in there. She does it doggy. She does it mish. She tastes
it. Lauren switches to a long corkscrew dildo and puts the whole thing
up her anus. When she hears Peter come in the door she tries to hide the
dildo up her ass as she fishes Peter's cock out an starts to devour it.
Deep throat, ball licking, spit. Lauren is a great cocksucker. She still
has that dildo sticking out of her ass as Peter gets more involved with
her. The bj isn't finished yet. She sucks the North pole no hands and strokes
the dildo in her ass. She pulls it out and sucks it and then Lauren climbs
on Peter in CG. P2M after a few deep strokes and back on the ride. More
P2M and the sweat is showing on Lauren's back. She sits her ass on Peter's
cock and just buries it. A2M leading to RCA. Her magnificent body just
lays out for us and Peter starts to pound her. She takes over the driving
and is just as forceful. The sweat is pouring down her body. They move
to spoon anal and some very deep penetration, rolling it into doggy with
some gaping. Peter is working really hard and even adds some modified up
and over action. Lauren does some A2M and cut to piledriver anal. More
A2M and piledriver again. Peter pulls out and rains his cum gun down on
Lauren's face and hair. A very nice load from the Loadman. |
 Ariana
Jollee is
lying on a lounge chair sunning herself and is apparently hot and bothered.
She starts playing with her naughty bits and starts to get frantic. I never
noticed before how puffy her vag is. It really looks like it would be fun
to play with and Ariana obviously agrees. She has a smallish, clear corkscrew
type dildo that is employed to loosen her holes. A little spit and her
fingers are used to try and get off but a couple of guys (Claudio and Marco)
show up to lend a hand, or a couple of dicks, as the case may be. Ariana
attacks both cocks in tandem. Deep throating makes her happy and double
sucking makes them happy. A little g-spot manipulation for Ariana and
we cut to an indoor tandem bj. She's making sure they're good and hard
because there's man's work to be done with them. Doggy vag and a bj to
start with. P2M and RC vag. She cums and we cut to same position with
a face fuck. Ariana squirts. The cock gets shifted into her ass. More
sqirting. A2M with a squirt chaser. Cut to a spoon anal insertion. Ariana
keeps her mouth busy as much as possible. Her ass takes a pounding and
she administers A2M as the other cock probes the anus in spoon. Cut to
CG anal. Ariana really works it in deep. She switches to vag to acommodate
a DP. She wants double anal and the guys are ok with that. Ariana loves
it and wants them to get her off like that. She's insatiable and the
guys are good meat puppets, giving Ariana whatever she asks for. After
getting her off again we cut to the two cocks just unloading their jizz
into Ariana's mouth and on her face. She swallows and gives some PCH. |
 Lea DeMae is
interviewing for a job as a stripper and the boss, Joel Lawrence, is explaining
the fringe benefits, for him. He fingers her holes and whips his cock out
so Lea can chow down. She does a pretty thorough job of sucking him off
and then sits down in RC. A few strokes in and she asks for Joel's cock
in her ass. They move it over one hole and continue the ride. Lea works
it deep in her ass and they move to CG vag. Cut quickly to CG anal. Lea
has one of those beautifully thick bodies with a perfectly formed ass,
which is on display in this position. Spoon vag is next and as before the
hole gets switched for anal. Cut to Joel sticking his hand in Lea's ass
and feeding her some taste. He fucks the vag doggy and then she happily
accepts his cock in her ass. A2M and pussy mish with anal to follow. Notice
a trend here? Joel pulls out and shoots his load on Lea's tongue and its
environs. |
 Destiny St. Claire approaches
her man on a couch and asks if he likes her outfit. Of course that costume
is shed in no time and she quickly goes to her knees to fish out his cock
and suck it. She takes instruction well and gets him good and hard. The
oral love is reciprocated but there's a quick cut to a vag insertion in
mish. There's about one stroke there and it's on to the ass. They're taking
the title to this video seriously. A2M by request and cut to RCA. Good
deep penetration as he's not overly large, and there's some nice moisture
peeking out of her pussy. A2M and doggy anal in a couple of varieties which
brings things to a head. Destiny takes the love juice over her face and
administers some PCH. |
 Monica Sweetheart is
taken for a walk in the hills by Chris Charming and Sascha. They want to
show her the view ... of their cocks. Her clothes are removed very quickly
and her mouth is put right to work readying their cocks. She mostly goes
back and forth between the two and soon Chris lays a blanket down for the
fucking. He enters her in spoon vag as she continues to suck Sascha. P2M
with Sascha filling the void in spoon and then back to the original configuration.
Doggy for Sascha, Chris gets head. Monica's ready to have her sphincter
breached and Sascha does the deed in an up and over. A2M and RCA on Chris
as Sascha fucks her face. More A2M and back on the ride. Sascha spreads
her pretty pussy before taking Monica on an RCA ride of his own, Chris
getting cleaned up by her mouth. He reclaims the ass, still in RCA and
Monica always keeping her mouth busy. CG anal for Chris. Sascha fills her
gape and gives the ass back to Chris. That's repeated a couple of times.
Chris mounts her in doggy anal, Sascha puts her on the rotisserie. Sascha
replaces him and goes balls deep in her bung. They switch again. Monica
claims she's cumming and the guys fuck her through that before pulling
out and giving her a double facial and cum swallow. Monica liked the view. |
| Epilogue This DVD started out very strong. Lauren Phoenix was just chewing up the scenery with her lust. Ariana kept up the pace and then the energy came down by a lot. The next two scenes were much shorter and played more like highlights than full sexual couplings. Monica reclaimed the pace a bit but nowhere near where we started. This is a good video, but not great. |
| The Disk Photo gallery, trailers and a stupid ad for Peter North's secret potion that will turn all of us into Loadmen. Not a lot going on here. |
| Recommendation This would be a decent rental. Ariana and Lauren fans might want to add this to their collection. |
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