Assault That Ass (Red Light District) Review

Reviewed by Gof  on  12/17/2003

RLD have brought together some hot talent from the Czech Republic and Great Britain for the first instalment of their new anal gonzo series.

Sultry, Monica Sweetheart stars in the opening two on one encounter. Slowly emerging from underneath a long red dress Monica oozes sexuality yet, at the same time, exhibits an understated, sophisticated beauty, typical of many of the Eastern European starlets. She has light long, wavy, light brown hair, lightly tanned skin, firm body and a beautiful pair of natural medium breasts.

Darren and Mark are the lucky men and Monica is soon getting taken doggie while blowing Mark before an excellent reverse-cowgirl where we get to appreciate Monica in all her glory. Back to missionary, before the lube makes an appearance and Monica is taken doggie anal and then missionary anal. The action then cuts to a tight cowgirl DP before a superb reverse-cowgirl anal and reverse DP. A decent double facial concludes a hot opening scene. Monica’s great dirty talking in Czech really did it for me.

Scene 8.5
Monica 9.0

The second scene features cute, Czech, blonde cover girl, Angela Crystal, looking great in white high heels. She has a slim body, with light skin, great ass and good small to medium, perky breasts. The scene is quite erotic with plenty of kissing to begin before some good oral. No nonsense sex scene with the highlight being an excellent reverse-cowgirl anal of Angela.

An excellent scene, a real ‘couples’ scene with plenty of kissing and passion between Angela and Tristan, but with some hard sex in there as well.

Scene 8.5
Angela 9.0

British sluts, Donna Marie and Angel Long get to grips with TT Boy in the next scene. Angel is aptly named, standing some 5 foot 11, slim, with long straight, light brown hair, and with small to medium breasts. She looks particularly good here, with a fresher look than when I’ve seen her before. Donna is smaller, with long, light brown hair, good firm figure, with small to medium breasts, and dressed to please in white stockings.

A decent scene with an excellent reveres-cowgirl of Angel and a facial for Donna, which, in the spirit of true friendship, she shares with Angel.

A solid scene with both girls putting in energetic performances, but with Angel managing to avoid much of the over the top ‘gutter talk’ that I’ve seen her produce in other scenes.

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Angel 8.0
Donna Marie 8.0

Another two girls on one guy scene follows, with Czech girls, Daniella Rush, and the delicious Lea De Mae. Lea is a very attractive, young looking blonde, with a fresh appearance and a butter wouldn’t melt smile. Apart from being genuinely beautiful however, she also possesses a pair of gorgeous medium breasts that could keep one happy for hours. In contrast, brunette Daniella, while still attractive, is slightly hard looking, but has a good slim figure with small to medium breasts.

Mark is the lucky man on this occasion, but on this occasion, the girls laugh at his efforts to get them to dirty talk in Czech. Plenty of anal for both girls, with the reverse-cowgirl of Lea, worth the price of the DVD alone. The only negative for me with the scene was the prevalence of ass to mouth. OK used in moderation, but here it interrupted the action unnecessarily.

Scene 7.5
Daniella 7.5
Lea De Mae 9.0

The final scene features petite, blonde, Paris, flying the flag for the good old US of A. Paris is not really in the same league as the girls that have gone before, but what she lacks in stature and beauty she makes up for in effort and her cute smile grows on you as the scene progresses.

TT is more than willing to give her the rough treatment she desires and the scene features some mild choking and ass slapping. Cowgirl and missionary anal and an excellent facial to close out the scene.

Scene 7.0
Paris 7.5

Overall

A very enjoyable movie that I would recommend to anyone who is a fan of European talent and anal sex. Monica, Angela and Lea were all babes, and Angel looked better than I’d seen her before. The sex was generally of a high standard, although locations could have been a little more varied. The only weak scene was the final one with Paris but otherwise, the scenes were all of a high standard.

Credit should also go to Dion for getting enthusiastic performances out of the girls without the need to demean or humiliate them, which unfortunately occurred on occasions in episode two of this series.

DVD Extras

Excellent trailers, a lesson to other companies. Good behind the scenes footage, although this usually makes me even more jealous of the male talent.