Ass Worship 9 Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  7/2/2006

The Little Details

Running Time: 259 min. (150 min. on DVD #1 and 108 min. on DVD #2)

Production Date: 6 / 1 / 2006

Director: Jules Jordan

Cast: Eve Lawrence, Mia Bangg, Naomi, Sandra Romain, Shyla Stylez, Tory Lane, Tyla Wynn, Velicity Von, Brian Pumper, Erik Everhard, Jean Val Jean, Jerry, Mark Wood, and of course, Jules Jordan

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: Jules Jordan and ass are about the best things to go together since peanut butter and chocolate. I can't help but look forward to this one!

Initial Reaction: This is one heck of a fantastic release!

Who Should Watch It : Anybody who enjoys ass, or for that matter, women

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who doesn't like anal

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are very well done. The audio is clear and well balanced, and although there are a couple minor background noises they're pretty minor. The video is much the same way. It has a few minor lighting problems and a bit of pixelation in places, but for the most part it looks every bit as great as you've come to expect from Jules Jordan.

Music: There's a little music for some of the teases, but that's about it.

Disc Complaints: Oddly, there's no time stamp during the movie during the second DVD. I'm not sure what happened here, as there appears to be one everywhere else on both DVDs.

False Advertising: The front cover states there are 8 scenes in the movie with the back cover also listing a bonus scene. Instead, there are seven scenes in the movie plus a bonus scene to make eight. I suppose it could be argued that the bonus scene is scene number eight, but I can't say that I like that argument. More than anything this looks like a sloppy mistake by whoever put the cover together as Tyla and Sandra are shows in separate parts of the cover. Since their scene in the movie is together, I can see somebody making an honest mistake and thinking that there are eight scenes in the movie instead of seven. I'm not penalizing the overall score, however, and going with offsetting false claims on this one instead. The back cover also states a running time of 4 hours, while the movie lasts almost four hours and twenty minutes. That's easily enough for another scene, and does show Jules going the extra mile. All that said, I hope there's a little more attention paid to the accuracy of the cover claims in the future.

Menus: The main menu does a nice job blending a bit of animation, a bit of the movie, and a fairly unique look to give a good first impression. The chapter menu, as usual, lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene and the name of the girl in it while also giving you a choice between where you want to go in the scene.

The Feature

Jules is back and ready to worship ass. He's brought together eight honeys with hineys, and makes sure to let them work their tease before they ever get fucked.

Scene 1 – Shyla Stylez and Jean Val Jean

Dirty blonde Shyla starts things out in a naughty cop uniform complete with black hotpants, platform calf-high boots, mirrored sunglasses, cap, a nightstick, and a baby blue halfshirt that looks like it could explode into nothing more than threads at any time. After she puts out the tease, Jules plays backup so he can follower her in as she heads over to Jean's house and walks in to see what kind of problems she can find. He follows her throughout the main floor and up the staircase to the top floor as she puts on a little show with her nightstick until she finds Jean spanking it in front of the window. Shyla makes him sit back in the chair and taps his goods with her nightstick before making him taste the end and teasing him with her ass and stick. She pops open her top to smother him with her huge fucking titties before teasing him with her ass and then having him lick her from behind as well as worshiping her boot. Shyla rewards him with some knob gobbling including a few trips into her throat and a bit of titty fucking before climbing up to ride him cowgirl style so she can continue to show off her fine ass. Jean slaps her ass and holds her by the neck a little as she bounces and grinds on his bone before letting her bend over the chair so he can tongue her ass and fuck her pussy from behind. Shyla demands that he fuck her ass after she's had enough pussy action, and Jean obediently moves his cock from her pussy to her ass as he continues to fuck her from behind. They move to the bed for Jean to spear Shayla's shitter reverse cowgirl style as he holds her close before he lets her down to suck his cock clean and get back up to ride it cowgirl style. Jean stretches out Shyla's ass a little further by giving her a couple fingers as she's impaled on his cock, and lets her have another taste of her ass off his cock before she lies back to let him titty fuck her again. She makes sure to look up at him as he fucks her tits and mouth, and collects a fantastic load in her mouth and on her face.

Scenes like this are why many people have a shrine built to Jules Jordan in their backyard. You know full well that some people have been walking around with a full blown hard-on ever since they learned that Shyla was going back in front of Jules' camera, but rather than make you wait or hiding it in the middle of the movie, Jules delivers the goods right away. I don't just mean that he gives you a scene with Shyla, but I mean that he delivers the goods! I never got into Shyla too much before, but this scene should be just what Shyla fans have been waiting years to see. That fantastic Jules Jordan tease, plenty of focus on the ass, lots of anal, and a monster facial. There's also some very nice intensity to the scene and fantastic chemistry between Shyla and Jean. I love how the control changes from Shyla to Jean in the scene, and it happens darn near flawlessly as she hands herself over to him. Domination changes can be very hit or miss for me, but here it's handled very naturally and well. This is a great scene to start things out with!

Scene 2 – Naomi, Erik Everhard, and Jean Van Jean

Naomi starts out the second scene in a short black vest, pink thong, and white fishnets with black porno pumps strutting her stuff around a pool to show off her amazing assets. She strips down to show off a great natural rack and bald pussy, as well as giving plenty more views of her killer ass. She heads inside where she pulls up her thong and fishnets and sits down on a stool where Erik comes in immediately to worship her ass while Jean gives her a kiss before slapping her ass as soon as Erik rips open her fishnets to tongue her ass. The guys trade places so Naomi can warm up Erik's cock a little before they help her to her knees to work them both over. They check out Naomi's throat a bit before Erik takes the first fuck from behind as Jean has her suck his fingers. Erik moves her from the stool and bar over to a bed, and even lets Naomi do plenty of the work as he fucks her from behind and slaps her ass. Erik finally moves off so Jean can fuck her from behind as Naomi sucks his cock before getting back at it with Naomi riding him cowgirl style. Naomi keeps sucking Jean's cock as she bounces on Erik's, an d then rewards Jean for his perseverance by letting him fuck her ass from behind first. The guys trade places, and after giving it to her ass from behind a while Erik rolls Naomi on top for a reverse cowgirl rectal reaming. Jean doesn't feel like being loft out of the fucking as much, so he joins in to help Erik double stuff Naomi. They guys trade around so they can double stuff her each way in reverse cowgirl. Finally, Naomi tells the guys to cum in her ass. Jean fills her ass with his seed from behind first, and after she squeezes it back out, she gets down and has Erik give her a nice facial.

This is a great scene! As always Naomi looks fantastic and has enough ass for about three girls. She takes one heck of a pounding from the guys, and looks to be into every single thrust. Erik is a little overpowering here for the fucking, but Jean does his fair share when he gets a chance. Best of all, though, is seeing Naomi take the anal cream pie and cumfart it back out. It's a true thing of beauty, and definitely the highlight of the scene for me.

Scene 3 – Tory Lane, Jules Jordan, and Mark Wood

Tory starts out the third scene wearing a sexy black top that she stretches out nicely, a black thong, artistic black stockings, and super tall spike heeled boots that look to be made more for crawling than anything. She laces up her shoes and waves her legs around a bit before crawling up the staircase. She continues to show off her ass, legs, and tits, and ends up with her legs in the air on a stool where she's found by Jules and Mark. They run their hands around her before Jules drops down to tongue her holes and suck her tits a little. He fucks her pussy a bit before spinning the stool over to Mark so he can fuck her as well and then lets her down so she can work them both over with her hands and mouth. Jules gives her a little oral love in return before fucking her from behind. They have Tory get back up on the stool so they can work on hers, and start her ass off with a little lube before Jules going right to fucking it from behind. When Jules spins her around so Mark can have his turn in Tory's tushy, he worships her tits and kisses her a little. They spin her back and forth to take turns fucking her ass before having her suck her ass off their cocks, and then head into the next room for Tory to hoist up her ass so Jules can fuck it again. She goes back to taking Jules in her throat as she takes an anal cowgirl ride on Mark's meat before taking them both in her cowgirl style. Tory turns around for a reverse cowgirl DP as well before letting the guys pile drive her ass. Mark starts to pop as he fucks her ass, and finishes himself off popping into Tory's gaping ass. Afterwards she spreads her ass open so Jules can also pop in and on it before he fucks a bit of it in. He helps her to tip forward so she can cumfart it back out into a glass so she can swallow it down.

This is one heck of a hot scene! Yes, I know that people always think of girls like Gauge, Aurora Snow, and Shyla Stylez when it comes to Jules, but with the job I've seen Tory do for him I can't help but think that she should be one of the first names which come to mind. The opening tease here is spectacular, and I can easily understand a lot of people not even making it far enough into the scene to see Jules or Mark on their first viewing or two. That smoking hot feeling continues throughout the scene, with Jules and Tory appearing completely into each other while Mark's just happy to be there so he can help. This is yet another great scene.

Scene 4 – Velicity Von and Jean Val Jean

Bottle blonde Velicity starts the final scene on the first DVD out kneeling on a chair to show off her ass in a pair of baby blue hotpants while her tits stretch out a black corset. They chat a bit as Jules admires Velicity's ass before they take a walk around so he can really check out her ass. They head inside where Jules hopes the male talent doesn't show up so he can have her for himself, but as soon as they get inside the doorbell rings with Jean on the other side of it. She leads him inside and bends forward to show off a bit of her back arch as Jean starts eating her from behind. He comes up to eat her ass from above, and slides his cock up and down Velicity's shapely ass cheeks a few times before finally sliding it into her pussy. Velicity turns around to give Jean's twig and berries a little oral attention, and even lets him pin her hands back as he fucks her face. She moves to a stool for Jean to fuck her from behind, and Jean thoughtfully drops down to eat her ass again before fucking it from behind. Velicity sucks Jean's cock clean before getting down on all fours and letting him to back to spearing her sphincter. After sucking him clean again, Velicity puts in a clear buttplug and walks back over to him to pull it out and go for a cowgirl anal ride. They finish fucking in missionary before Velicity titty fucks and sucks Jean to a nice pop in her mouth and all over her face.

I've gotta say that if I'm damn glad that I didn't see Velicity from the front first. She's cute, but huge tits rarely do it for me. Luckily this is Ass Worship instead of Tit Worship, because minutes into this scene I was ready to kick myself for not seeing Velicity before this. She has so much ass I wouldn't blame anybody for doubting that she's really a white girl, and her personality seems as fun as her ass is big. Her reactions all seemed nicely realistic, and best of all, she looked like she was having a fantastic time throughout the entire scene. Velicity and Jean definitely end the first DVD off on a high note.

Scene 5 – Mia Bangg, Brian Pumper, and Jerry

Jules starts out the second DVD admiring decent looking brunette Mia's ass as it hands out of some tight little pink shorts with the rest of her being restrained by a little pink sleeveless shirt. He admires her ass as she walks around, props it against the railing on the staircase, and bends over to touch her toes with a little bouncing. Mia also lets Jules check out her fine titties and gets on all fours to show off her pussy and asshole before he brings in Jerry and Brian to oil up her ass. The guys give her a finger in each hole and let her suck them clean before she starts sucking Brian's bone. They stop for a moment on their way inside so Brian can oil up Mia's tits, and then get right back at it when they get inside. They play with each other lightly before Mia gets down to suck and stroke both guys while they give her a little pussy play in return. After the guys escort her across the house, Mia has them both get on their knees to worship her ass and then spreads her cheeks for Brian to fuck it as Jerry comes around for a bit more knob gobbling. Jerry takes the chance to fuck her pussy when Brian comes around to let Mia suck her ass into her throat, and then works on Mia's ass with a large string of anal beads while mixing in a little pussy fucking. Mia has Jerry fuck her ass from behind as well before sucking it clean and impaling her ass on Brian's cock reverse cowgirl style. Jerry comes down to help double stuff her, and then gets on the bottom as they double stuff her cowgirl style. He moves back to the ass when Brian pulls out to get his cock sucked, and even stretches it out further for Mia with a couple fingers and his cock. Jerry fucks her ass from behind a little more after she sucks his cock, and ends up blowing his load all over her gaping asshole so some runs inside. Mia cumfarts it back out and then sucks Brian to a nice facial.

Mia's a girl I just can't get into too much. That said, she's perfect for this scene. She has an ass that just won't stop and gets into all the sucking and fucking extremely well. There's nice chemistry between her and the guys, and she looks like she's having a very nice time throughout the scene no matter how many cocks are in her. I may not be a big fan of Mia Bangg, but I also can't deny that she did a very nice job here and turned out a great scene with an ass worth worshiping.

Scene 6 – Sandra Romain, Tyla Wynn, and Jean Val Jean

Smoking hot brunettes Sandra, in red hot pants and a red halterish top, and Tyla, in black hotpants and a red and black sleeveless top, start out the penultimate scene bending over to show Jules their fantastic fannies including worshiping each other's a little. They strut around for him and tease him with their tits and asses while playing with each other a bit before heading inside to get it on. Tyla makes sure to give Sandra's chocolate starfish some good tongue and finger action, and Sandra returns the favor squeezing and worshiping Tyla's tits before teasing Jules' camera with the rest of Tyla's goodies. Of course Sandra can't resist Tyla's asshole, and they keep working each other over while giving Jules plenty of teases. They welcome Jean into the mix when he arrives and have him eat Sandra's ass before he fucks her face. They work on each other on the bed a little as well before Sandra rides Jean cowgirl style as Tyla watches, licks and plays with her asshole, and sucks his cock whenever she can. Tyla takes her turn reverse cowgirl style, with Sandra keeping in the action licking them both and urging them on. The girls stack themselves up with Sandra on top for Jean to fuck their asses from behind, and after Sandra sucks his cock clean get on all fours next to each other for him to keep reaming them. Jean lets Tyla have it in the ass from behind as the girls sixty-nine as well as letting her take it cowgirl style while Sandra moves all around. Sandra gets her turn again with some anal pile driving and doggie fucking before Jean blows his load over her crack and into Tyla's eager mouth. Tyla has him fuck Sandra's asshole a little more, and then takes a nice taste of Jean's seed combined with Sandra's ass. Finally, the girls share a nasty kiss and Tyla chases the camera away as she gets ready to go back to work on Sandra's ass.

Damn but I love this scene! Jules does a great job with a domination aspect in his movies, but it isn't that often that he lets the women be the ones doing the dominating. He picked a perfect pair to do that here, with Sandra and Tyla looking great as well as being extremely vocal. They mouth off magnificently throughout the tease and taking on Jean, and never seem like they're less than completely into it. Nobody ever seems left out of the scene, and there's a great mix of action as well. This is probably my favorite scene in the movie, and seems guaranteed to burst a few balls.

Scene 7 – Eve Lawrence and Jules Jordan

When Jules answers the door, he finds Eve on the other side in jeans, a white top that seems like it can barely contain her tits, and a pink jacket pulling a pink suitcase. She shows off for him a little and quickly pulls down her jeans to show off her pussy and asshole before heading into another room to change into some wide white fishnets with white shorts and a blue rubber corset. Jules follows her around a bit as she shows off for him before getting out from behind the camera to worship her ass up close and personal as she sits backwards on a chair. He gets up to check out her titties, which makes Even want to check on how hard he's getting. Mere moments later Eve's sucking Jules' cock and then begging to have it back as he steps back to worship her ass a little more. Jules sits back in the chair for Eve to smother him with her titties and tease him with her pussy and ass as they continue to work each other over orally. Eve finally climbs onto Jules' lap for a cowgirl ride and encourages him to spank her fine ass as well as letting him play with it and suck her tits as she rides him. Eve asks Jules to fuck her ass a few times before getting on all fours for him to fuck it from behind, and then hops on it cowgirl style. Eve also lets Jules ream her rectum as they lie on their side facing each other before Jules move on top. She even gets in a little reverse cowgirl anal and ass to mouth action before Jules titty fucks her until he unleashes a fantastic pop in and around her mouth that just misses her open eyes.

This is a very nice closing scene to the movie. Eve looks amazing, and I love how she starts out in jeans before getting slutted up. She plays to the camera a little much, but also makes it very easy to forgive her because she does look like she's having a lot of fun. There are quite a few natural smiles from her as well as plenty of energy. I think this is her first anal scene, and she takes one hell of a butt busting from Jules along with a fantastic pop which she eagerly accepts. Even might not turn out a perfect scene, but it's close enough for me!

Ass Worship 9 is pure Jules Jordan joy! He claims on the front cover to give “2 Movies Worth of Assfucking”, but with the quality assfucking he dishes out over four and a quarter hours here it's probably closer to three or four movie's worth. As usual with Jules, there's plenty of tease, and he nicely mixes it up while keeping a great focus on ass. I was a little surprised that he also gave a fair amount of attention to tit teasing, but even as an ass-man I couldn't help but like it since he showed such a great love of the female form. Every scene here is a winner, with Shyla starting things off with a scene that should make many long term JJ fans more than happy, and Eve giving up her ass for what I think might be the first time to finish things off. That said, I think Sandra Romain and Tyla Wynn's scene is my favorite, which managed to edge by Tory Lane by a nose with a great dominating double teaming of Jean Val Jean. Ass Worship 9 is one hell of a fantastic gonzo fuck fest!

The Extra Stuff

The only extras on the first DVD are website information and a listing of what can be found on the second DVD. Trailers are included for Jenna Haze Darkside, Tunnel Vision, Black Owned, Weapons of Ass Destruction 4, and Slut Puppies. Filmographies are included for Shyla Styles, Tory Lane, Velicity Von, and Tyla Wynn, each of which includes a nice photo of the star from the movie. The photo gallery contains over eighty fantastic snapshots. There's also cumshots recaps, a bonus scene, and a behind the scenes featurette.

The behind the scenes featurette lasts about ten minutes and is also nicely presented in anamorphic widescreen. Velicity starts things out chatting about big butts, and then poses for a few stills and chats with Jules as she heads off to clean up. Tory is next, who takes her ass up to four fingers before heading over to the couch to impale her ass back on Mark's cock. Shyla is next, who poses for a few stills as she and Jean get it on. Finally, there's a little of Jules working with Tyla and Sandra. This is an okay behind the scenes featurette. For a ten minute behind the scenes featurette from a four hour plus movie, I guess it's not too bad, but I really would have liked more here. At the very least, as long as there isn't a major language barrier I always like to see all of the girls in a BTS, and Naomi, Mia, and Eve don't make an appearance here. It also focused way too much on the photo shoots for my tastes. Seeing the performers as people being themselves is often what takes a pretty good BTS featurette and makes it a great one, and there's very little of that here. There's a little fun with Tory between scenes, but that's it. There's also a little with Sandra and Tyla, but that felt more like cut footage than anything. For the scale of the movie and the length of the featurette this is a pretty good one, but once again I'm left hoping that Jules will put a little more effort into his behind the scenes featurettes in the future.

Bonus Scene – Naomi and Jules Jordan

The bonus scene can only be found in the chapter menu. Naomi starts things out strutting up to Jules' door wearing a pink bikini that's barely covered by a ribbed shirt that looks like it's cut in half so it can double as a skirt too. Jules welcomes her in and quickly starts checking her out as they chat before following her upstairs. He has her try out one of his workout machines before stripping down and sitting on his face. Naomi leans forward to suck his cock as he works on her with his tongue and slaps her ass before they move into the next room for her to try on a pair of tight black shorts and some sexy black and clear stilettos. She poses for Jules, walks around, and even crawls across the floor for him to show herself off before crawling over to suck his cock. She lets Jules oil up and worship her ass before stroking his cock with her ass cheeks, and Jules can't resist sliding his cock between her cheeks a few more times before fucking her pussy doggie style. He rolls Naomi to her side with him to spoon her, and then lets her ride him cowgirl style to keep showing off her booty. He plays with her pussy on the bed a bit before fucking it missionary style, and finally gives Naomi a great facial.

This is a freaking great bonus scene. It's every bit as hot as the scenes in the main movie, and there's a bit part of me that actually might prefer this scene to Naomi's scene in the main movie. It takes plenty of time for the ass tease and is nice and playful with the exercise machine and Naomi's new outfit. She looks like she's having fun with Jules, and he looks like he knows just how lucky he is here. This is a great bonus scene and the only complaint I can have about it is that it's not in the best place being located only in the chapter menu.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, tease, shoe worship, titty fucking, rimming (male > female and female > female), anal, ass to mouth, group, DP, cream pies (anal), cum farting, swallowing, toys, interracial, and lesbian

Raincoat Factor: Ball draining extreme!

Condom Usage: None

The Bottom Line:

Currently, Jules Jordan Video DVDs can be found online for between about $25 and $35, with most stores offering them for under $30. This one's well worth the money. Every scene (including the bonus scene) is a winner and I wouldn't be surprised if it took many people over a week to make it through the movie. There's also some nice care given to the technical aspects, and the extras are pretty darn good as well. This is a fantastic DVD that should be a must-have for anybody who's an ass fanatic.

Note to Jules Jordan Video: It would be nice for the bonus scene to be a little easier to find. There's a lot of people who don't check out the chapter menu unless they're wanting to go to a specific scene or performer in the movie. Putting a link on the main page or in the extras would be much nicer.

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