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With a monster run time to get through, let's plough a furrow straight
to the heart of the action in this mammoth ass-oriented epic from
Jules Jordan…
August
First up, tan, trim but curvy August shows us just what you can
do with a might fine rear, tiny shorts and sizzling sunshine as
she pouts, poses and parades around on high heels that set off her
shapely legs. She's perfectly pretty, but it's her ass that's the
real deal, well worthy of worship and so this part is probably the
best of the scene. Tyler Wood appears in due course, applying oil
to her ass and being asked, in August's squeaky little voice, to
spank her. More oil and thorough exploration of her nether regions
feature before we see the first inkling of August's talent for deep
oral, something that's repeated through the scene. The sex, outdoors
and then inside, does suffer from those oh-so-predictable pronouncements
of enthusiasm.
Toys open up August's ass before Tyler slides his dick in there,
but for me there's a real lack of chemistry that no amount of nasty
ass-to-mouth moves can overcome. Besides, if it feels as good as
she says, why use a pocket rocket on her clit? Just a thought. All
in all, it takes a mighty long 45 minutes to bring this scene to
a close via a disjointed cut to the come shot - it's a long time
to do very little.
Jayna
Oso
Another day, another sun baked pool terrace. Jayna Oso, slim, long
legged, dark haired and potentially a very naughty girl indeed does
the tiny short/high heel posing thing before assisting Jules in
recreating a favourite subject from filthy Germanic flicks (there's
a similar influence on Gia Paloma's costume later - it's straight
out of Cat People from DBM's dark and dirty fetish sex series Tornado).
Yes, kids, it's milk enema time. Jayna really does seem to have
lots of fun filling her bum up with fluid and expelling it all over
the place - even during an anal dildo session and the ensuing sex.
Her apparent enjoyment makes this a good deal more attractive than
the undeniably outré activity might suggest.
Mark Wood and Sascha - nude and ready, which is something that I
don't really appreciate, as Jules tends to use the guys in this
"anonymous cock" capacity - enter the fray, oil up Jayna's ass and
use an immense butt plug as a precursor to anal sex, right off.
While again there's no real chemistry, and admittedly no pretence
either, Jayna really goes for it, doing all the nasty moves as required
- drool drenched deep throat, ass-to-mouth, double penetration and
lots of anal (with milk still leaking from her anus…) - and moving
her slim body to maximise her curves well. The guys finally come
on a glass tabletop and Jayna licks it up. Again, it's spun out
for longer than need be but I really enjoyed Jayna, so plus points
for sure.
Jada
Fire & Vanessa Blue
However, this is the best scene in the movie without doubt, easily
causing me to cast aside the notebook and "concentrate" intensely.
Jada and Vanessa bring truckloads of sassy attitude to the party.
Both are great looking, voluptuous, busty and blessed with butts
that demand worship, but more importantly, while they are
definitely real pros, they inject a welcome boost of personality
- if that's the right word - to proceedings as they play with each
other out in the sunshine. There's some great fun to be had here,
plus some enjoyably serious spanking going on, before Vanessa slips
a butt plug into her ass and the domineering twosome head off indoors
in search of a slave…
Marco is the lucky man/poor soul, soon to disappear amid a blissful
barrage of boobs and butt, who endures/enjoys some tough physical
treatment and verbal derision from these women. The things they
do to his wedding tackle would bring a tear to a glass eye, but
Marco seems to really get off on the ladies treating him mean. A
slight problem for me is that while Jules shoots a lot of great
shots of these fabulous girls and supplies all the anal sex and
nasty a2m etc that you need, it does feel a touch too regimented.
Rather than letting the wild women off the hook - perhaps they'd
have eaten the poor chap alive. Concerns aside, this is one scene
for me where words aren't enough - definitely worth checking out
the movie for this alone.
Katja
Kassin
Now don't get me wrong - I love Katja, but it's got to the stage
that her wonderful ass could only become more familiar to me if
it was squatting right on my face. Indeed I went so far as to make
myself a promise that it would only be in such a situation that
I would see it again. Sadly I forgot to let Katja in on the deal,
so here I am watching that ass on screen again. It's no real
hardship, of course - the tiny shorts, the posing, the dildo play
and the tease all add up to some pleasant viewing.
But that's not quite the point of the scene. It's more about the
sight of this petite if curvaceous woman accommodating Mandingo's
mammoth cock. As the sex progresses with modest chemistry it seems
Katja's more comfortable with it in her ass, but as impressively
pornographic as this feat may be, and as good as the array of images
of Ms Kassin's mighty derriere may be, once the novelty has worn
off things start to drag. There's a distinct sense of déjà vu long
before Mandingo shoots his load in her mouth.
Gia
Paloma
Curvy brunette Gia wiggles into the action in an outfit straight
out of Cat People - leather, PVC and a "Cat Woman" mask. All rather
fetching, of course, but I am afraid I'm starting to find all this
forced "provocative" posturing somewhat tiresome. Mind you, more
than an eyebrow is raised when she pops in horsetail butt plug.
That I like, along with a great shot where Gia crawls in feline
fashion towards the camera.
Unfortunately, things revert to extremely standard hardcore fare
with Gia taking on three pre-stripped dudes testing her out with
some anal balls before launching a round robin of fucking, sucking
and double penetration. The finale involves a come shower over her
mask and Gia playing kitty-kat licking up the cream. The trouble
is that no amount of pro attitude or contorted DP positions can
compensate for real passion, real chemistry - are we really going
to believe Gia is so wildly, orgasmically excited about getting
it on with Mark Wood, Scott Lyons and Arnold Schwarzenpecker? It's
all about seeing her get fucked and all other considerations are
secondary. For me, this all makes for a dull scene.
Conclusion
I'll let you in on a secret - I've never really "got" what it is
about Jules Jordan's movies that have made him such a big hit. After
Ass Worship 6, I only feel a little more empathy for what Jules
is doing. Maybe it's more colourful, better shot, better edited
than the run of the mill, and is certainly a cut above a lot of
the cheap, sleazy and tatty trash being churned out by way too many
directors, but for my taste this is still a mixed bag with too little
in the way of standout content to justify the 3½ hours plus run
time and 2 disc edition. I just feel that sharpening the whole thing
up would have been a big plus: let's say four scenes, 90 minutes,
knock 'em dead and a great review.
Of course I have to award big plus points for the Jada and Vanessa
scene, along with Jayna's evident enjoyment of her messy fun but
the fact that only a few of the girls in the cast really raise my
temperature is another factor in my lukewarm reaction. It's easy
to tell from the way Jules shoots that he's a fan at heart himself
and wears his influences on his sleeve - no doubt he is going to
supply the ingredients many fans crave but the bottom line (no pun
intended) is that it just doesn't click with me. I am aware this
is very much a matter of personal preference - my preference happens
to be for more passion, chemistry and those other intangible qualities
that Ass Worship 6 doesn't, in all fairness, really attempt to deliver.
Well-made porn for porn's sake.
DVD
Comments
No quibbles about the quality of the package, of course, as this
is a superb two disc edition bursting with a wealth of bright, colourful
and utterly filthy imagery. Given the cheapness of the editions
produced by some other studios that I have encountered recently
it is a salient reminder to find that Evil Angel continue to treat
their customers to great quality product. The movie might not ideally
suit my taste but as a product this is all round good stuff, with
plenty extras including some more utterly filthy and eye-popping
imagery (Katja + hand + ass = extreme rudeness).
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