Ass Worship 11 Review

Reviewed by The D-Man  on  8/12/2009

After taking some time off from porn viewing, (i.e. summer vacation) it's time to get an eye-full of some relatively recent smut, and in particular, Ass Worship 11 from Jules Jordan. In terms of the in-and-out activity:


Kristina Rose starts off by posing her fine self out on the patio. As expected, the camera focuses on Kristina's beautiful bum. Ms. Rose shows off her booty with ample amounts of booty shaking and flexing, as well as regaling the viewers with information about her butt. Alas, Steve Holmes arrives to receive a surprise which includes him burying his face in Kristina's fanny. Steve even lies down so Kristina can squat her lower holes onto Steve face, but soon enough, Kristina turns around and starts stroking Steve's stiffie before lavishing a blowjob on the lucky guy. Kristina sucks and strokes Steve's cock and even gives Steve's balls some attention, and is rewarded with a little bit more oral attention from Mr. Holmes. Then, just like that, Steve buries his schlong in Kristina's butthole from behind about half a minute. Steve then pulls out to do tad bit of muff-diving on Kristina, but soon has the vivacious sexpot bouncing up and down on his German sausage. After giving Kristina's pussy the attention it needs, Steve returns to plowing Kristina's dirt-road. Of course, Kristina reciprocates with a bit of ass-eating, but she soon returns to her anal cowgirl ride. There's some 69 action here as well, after which Kristina enjoys some reverse cowgirl-anal plowing. Things get a bit kinky when Steve fucks Kristina's feet before plowing her baby-hole for minute or two, and ends with Steve shooting his wad onto Kristina's face.

Alexis Texas is up next, and let's face it, with her butt, you know the camera is going to pay special attention to Alexis' backside. Yes, there's booty-shaking and even a butt-plug already implanted in Alexis' backdoor. After removing and sucking on the butt-plug, Alexis shows off off her pussy, and then goes inside. Mr. Pete is on a couch, and soon finds his himself with his face buried in Alexis' butt-cheeks. (Mr. Pete also gets some face-sitting, no less). There's also some hair-pulling and ass-smacking, which soon gives way to Alexis doling out some head. Once Mr. Pete is rock-hard, Alexis goes for a magical rocket ride a la cowgirl style. Our couple takes a quick break from the action, as Alexis positions herself with her ass hanging off a bar stool, thereby leading to some vaginal poking. Mr. Pete then probes Alexis' bunghole with another butt-plug before ramming Alexis' rectum form behind. Thus viewers can see Alexis getting sodomized in both sitting and sitting doggie-style, as well as seeing the curvy blonde partake of some cowgirl-style anal, followed by other ass-hammering positions. The scene culminated with Mr. Pete spooging inside Alexis' ass, the first of a couple of anal cream-pies in this DVD.

Jenny Hendrix is an anal queen alright, and she begins her scene walking around, looking hot in a corset and fishnet stockings. (Then again, I should probably mention her wonderfully pointy nipples, her lovely pussy and her curvy ass as well). After showing the viewers the goods, Jenny preps her bunghole for action with a butt-plug. Once her colon has been properly stretched and warmed up, Jenny crawls over to three guys in the next room: Jerry, Mr. Pete, and Steve Holmes. Guess what happens next? That's right, Jenny is soon on her knees, servicing three sets of salami with her talented mouth. After a few minutes of cocksucking, the fun switches over to Jenny riding one guy's rod in reverse cowgirl vaginal, then reverse-cowgirl anal, while she blows the other studs. But wait, the fun the moves over to couch, with Mr. Pete briefly plowing Jenny via a vaginal spoon position. As expected, with three horny dudes and Jenny possessing three orifices, the subsequent DP quickly tuns into an airtight bang. At one point, Jerry gets to fuck Jenny's ass while the horny blonde tries to stuffs two cocks in her mouth. (Kudos for the effort, Jenny). Thankfully, there's more air-tight fucking that follows, with each guy getting some quality time with each of Jenny's holes. The backdoor boogie continues with a round of doggie-style anal, then it's time to plow Jenny's pussy in missionary. As a reward for Jenny's sexual skills, she gets the triple-facial special.

Lisa Ann begins her scene by standing in a doorway, swaying her ass around and around, after which she discusses her upcoming DP with the cameraman. After climbing the stairs and showing off more of her body, Lisa finds James Den lying on a couch, with Erik Everhard in the background. So, what does Lisa do? Well, she goes and says hello by sitting on James' face. (Now that's one hell of a greeting). Once James is done tasting Lisa's holes, the busty MILF dishes out the same treatment to Erik. After Lisa's holes have been licked, she returns the favor by pulling Erik's cock out of his pants and sucking it while James boffs the sexy brunette from behind. Mr. Everhard then gets a shot at Lisa's love-hole thanks to some standing doggie style fucking and even a quick workout involving some standing supported reverse-cowgirl. In turn, Lisa finds herself getting plowed by one guy while she blows the other dude. James also gets to fuck Lisa in doggie and Erik gets his pole exercised with some cowgirl-style biffing, which takes us to the big event. That's right, for a couple of minutes, the guys DP Lisa, with each stud getting intimately acquainted with Lisa's pussy and bunghole, alternating between slow and fast fucking. Sadly, all good things must come to an end, but have no fear, because Lisa keeps going strong by sucking both poles, after which she rides Erik's cock via cowgirl anal. The scene winds down with each stud plowing Lisa's butthole until they come inside, thereby ending the erotic throwdown with a double-load anal cream-pie. Oh Lisa, you dirty girl.

Sarah Vandella does her first anal here, folks. She walks around inside, stopping to chat a bit, while lubing up a butt-plug. After jiggling her caboose, Sarah ups the tease factor by busting out her chest-pillows and doing a bit of pussy-playing. To prepare for her anal deflowering, Sarah does some sex-toy sodomizing. But upon seeing James Deen, Sarah plants her ass on James' face. James promptly licks Sarah's holes (and also wraps some kind of red tape/ribbon around Sarah's legs), earning himself a blowjob in the process. But Sarah doesn't give just any old knob-slobbing, uh-uh. She effortlessly inhales Mr. Deen's dowel all the way down and even licks the guy's sack. Once Sarah has demonstrated her oral talents, she gets on all fours so James can tag her pussy from behind and on her side. Alas, after a minute or so of pussy-pounding, James seals the deal by loading his torpedo into Sarah posterior tube. The anal tunneling continues on a nearby sofa with some missionary-style anal, which gives way to a well-appreciated bit of flat-on belly anal and vaginal probing. Sarah then does some A2M on her fuck-buddy, resulting in James coming in her mouth.

Phoenix Marie looks rather naughty decked-out in red fishnets, and after she chats with the cameraman, she gives the viewers a "tour" of her body, with an emphasis on her butt. (No surprise there). Phoenix continues her teasing upstairs but soon finds someone to play with, Chris Stokes. With little delay, Phoenix bends over so Chris can taste her pussy and butthole. Granted, one good turn deserves another, so Phoenix sucks and strokes Chris' pecker, and then lets the guy boff her butt-crack as well as probing her lower orifices with fingers and some sex-toys. Thank to the timely insertion of a buttplug, followed by a few anal beads, James turns the subsequent doggie-style pussy pumping into a technical DP. For a while, Chris pumps Phoenix's hooha in doggie and cowgirl. Phoenix then lavishes some additional oral attention of James' cock (which includes a few seconds of POV-style blowing), which prompts him to fuck her from behind, starting with her pussy, then moving on to her bunghole. Ms. Marie also shows that she can get down and dirty with some good-old reverse cowgirl-anal bouncing. I also think Phoenix looks quite nice when she's getting buttfucked in doggie-style, which is followed up by a nice bit of A2M and tittie-fucking. The scene moves towards it's conclusion with a mix of cowgirl-style vaginal and anal fucking, followed by some doggie-style anal. James then drops his load pretty much on Phoenix butthole, but some post come pumping and Phoenix's adroit fingers works the spunk into her rear-hole.



So, what about the DVD itself? Well, dear readers, I should point out that the camera people did a good job of capturing the ladies derrieres in all of their glory. For some reason, the opening dialog in the various scenes didn't seem excessively long or trite as in some other gonzo flicks. Don't get me wrong though, dialog can set up a scene up just right, but I've put up with more than enough inane chatter in some scenes.

There are also a good number of extra features. For instance, the second DVD has nine DVD trailers, (my favorite trailers were Weapons of Ass Destruction 6, Invasian 3 and Glory Hole. The Behind the Scenes segment was a bit entertaining and informative. (One part has Kristina Rose casually chatting with Steve Holmes and some other guys about airline tickets while she plies a butt-plug to her ass and a vibrator to her pussy). There is also some miscellaneous stuff such as Cumshot Recap, a Photo Gallery, a Cast List and a Biography.



So, in the end, the gorgeous ladies do a fantastic job...of taking it in their rear-ends. As such, I must say that Jules Jordan and his cohorts know how to pick the right ladies for a porn movie. Here's a brief thought for each scene:

Kristina Rose: Ms, Rose is bubbly, fun and sexy, and definitely an excellent way to begin a porn DVD.

Alexis Texas: her gluteus maximus got the pummeling it needed.

Jenny Hendrix: Jenny's well tested sexual abilities got put to great use with a couple of guys.

Lisa Ann: the uber-MILF got DP'ed...wooo! My life now feels just about complete.

Sarah Vandella: a sinfully hot, deep throating starlet now adds anal to her repertoire. Hoorah!

Phoenix Marie: she's every bit the dirty girl, and she didn't disappoint here.


Thus, Ass Worship 11 stands as proof to Jules Jordan's wonderfully dirty mind. If you're a fan of anal-themed porn movies, I think that you might like this one.