Ass Vamps Review

This review is written by performer, director Rico Shades. His website is RicoShades.com

Scenes

Other than Simona’s scene (fuck she looked hot and she took it in the ass), this was utterly horrible. I was left feeling as if I was watching one of those late night Cinemax B-Movies here. The ladies look great. However, their talents don’t shine because Mr. Polecat took it upon himself to shoot with all of these slow motion effects and annoying music track overlays. This is not the Matrix nor an opera, it’s porn. Let the talent fuck and kill the theatrics. Please.

The DVD

The quality was high, but that was part of the problem IMO. That damn music killed it for me (and it is present from beginning to end).

The menu was basic and easy to navigate. There were also trailers from both Hustler and VCA and a photo gallery which was good.

Summary

I have worked with Kathy, Simona and Daria in the past. They are fabulous talents, both in looks and skill sets, and I was looking forward to seeing them here. Unfortunately, Mr. Polecat captures them in a way that would give an unknown viewer no knowledge of how great they truly are. I felt as if I were watching a bad late night B-Movie on Cinemax. The sets were awful (Daria got fucked in what looks like a condemned basement), the music was downright annoying (and it is there from beginning to end) and the slow motion effects will drive you made. Simona looked hotter than hell in her scene, but that wasn’t enough to compensate for the rest. Unless you are a film school student, avoid this at all costs.