Ass Toys & No Boys 2 Review

Reviewed by Matt47  on  10/26/2009

From Adam & Eve, this is the second compilation from previous releases of all-girl scenes with an ass play focus. The cast is a fairly diverse mix of classic favorites such as Kylie Ireland and Roxy Deville, Euro-babes Jane Darling and Angel Dark as well as more recent top drawer talent Jandi Lin and Phoenix Marie. And then of course there is the supremely smoking hot Eva Angelina to boot! There are nine lengthy scenes spread across a total runtime of four hours, so despite a few underwhelming chapters I found the collection entertaining overall. Extras include previews, photo gallery and a bonus scene starring Rozy Jezel and McKenzie Lee (plenty of tongues, fingers and tit play plus a butt plug for Roxy).

The opening scene is from "Kayden Exposed", starring Jana Jordan, Sammie Rhodes and Lorena Sanchez. It’s a well shot sequence on a luxurious patio with a beautiful vista as background and while its hard to beat gorgeous women shot in gorgeous light and surroundings, I found this scene too distancing and rehearsed with very little ass play reserved for only one lovely lady.

The subsequent stars Kylie Ireland and Roxy Deville and is from "Bitch & Moan, Vol 2". The scenes from the "Bitch & Moan" series feature a BDSM angle, with paddles, gags, handcuffs and an overall role play staging. This is actually a rather cute scene, with Kylie dressed in top hat, coat and tails, the man of the house, with a pencil-thin mustache drawn on for good measure. Roxy, her girlfriend, serves strawberries, chocolate and champagne as foreplay, then there are some teasing fades and a surprising and lovingly shot tango sequence, closing with Kylie tossing off her hat and letting her long red hair fly free. Great stuff! Following this is some oral, kissing and finger-banging action and the pencil mustache still is present on Kylie's upper lip, which could be a funny distraction at times. Kylie reveals a giant black cock strapped to her body, which Roxy sucks and fucks aggressively, the latter both vaginally and anally. In return, Kylie is double-stuffed with two dildos to a rocking climax. Certainly the first winning scene of the DVD.

The next scene is from "Pillow Talk", features Shayla LaVeaux and Lezley Zen, and looks to have been shot around the early to mid-90's. It is a strange and disappointing scene, with far too much slow-motion, smoke effects and disconnected, disembodied voices echoing atop it all, like commentary from the far end of a baseball stadium.

The fourth scene I also found underwhelming. It originates from "Jordan's Anal Hotties" with Eve Angel and Katalin Kiraly as performers. It starts innocently as one girl paints her toenails and the other, drinking champagne and obviously a foot fan, decides this is the most arousing act ever. The girls are too young for my tastes and while there is plenty of pussy licking and anal toy for one, it never engages the viewer.

The lengthy fifth sequence has the most hilarious intro, making the actual sex almost an afterthought, even though it's plenty hot! It hails from "Bitch & Moan Vol. 2" and stars Aiden Starr, Jandi Lin and Tricia Oaks. Aiden Starr bounces into the room with a box of sex toys and blow up dolls and the girls have genuine fun rummaging among these items. They actually blow up both the male and female sex dolls, have them fuck each other and also put dildos in the male doll's mouth and ass. I don’t know why, but I just found it fun & frisky! The three girls do eventually get to sex among themselves, involving oral, fingers, vibrators and anal baton for Tricia. At one point, both Aiden and Jandi ride the male doll, Aiden on its "cock" and Jandi on the dildo in its mouth – pretty darn wild image! I was hoping that Jandi and Aiden would also have had their asses explored, but the scene is a winner regardless.

Following this, most any scene would feel like a letdown, but Aline and Phoenix Marie are entertaining to watch in a scene from "Tits N Ass". There is not much toy play here and only Phoenix's ass receives penetrative attention, but it's decent overall

Eva Angelina and Sammie Rhodes star in the most intense and hottest scene of this collection, which is also from "Bitch & Moan, Vol 2" (that seems to be the volume to really purchase, doesn't it?). Eva is Sammie's bitch, leashed and butt plugged and ready to service her mistress in any way. The ladies look fantastic together and really go to town on each other. I loved when they shared a double dildo, one end in each other's ass, while later Eva fucked Sammie's pussy with eight fingers. She tongues Sammie's ass before inserting four fingers with which to fuck it, coupled with a large dildo for her pussy. Certainly a highlight!

Jane Darling and Angel Dark are both very attractive women and in their scene from "Pussy Worship" they try to generate some heat, but I think Jane spends too much time looking at the camera while Angel does the hard work of tongue fucking her pussy. There is some good sex here, including dildos for each pussy, tribadism, slow motion action, and finally a double dildo for Angel's holes. The scene with the ladies spooning and rubbing themselves.

The final scene is from the first "Bitch & Moan" and features long-time anal all-star Julie Night, Sophia and Samantha Roxx. There is more of a BDSM vibe here as paddles, nipple clamps and gags are used Samantha as she is handcuffed to a wall. Julie and Sophia work her over with the toys and their tongues, before she is laid flat and they bring out the dildos, one each for her pussy and asshole. They slap and insult Samantha as they fuck her and soon Julie is on the receiving end of toys in each hole, including a large black dildo. Finally, Sophia has her turn flat on her back as Julie fucks her ass with the black dildo and Samantha uses a metal toy in her pussy. Then just as you might think you've reached the natural climax of the sequence, Samantha is on all fours, eating out Sophia as Julie inserts one of those metal toys which can be used to keep the hole spread open. Speculum, right? It goes into Samantha's ass and Julie winds it open, then fingers the gaping hole. I had to yet to this tool used in any of the other DVD's I've watched, but it was certainly interesting. In closing, this may not be the hottest scene on the disc, but it is a great way to end the marathon, with all the ladies' asses having been plundered!

So while it had its ups and downs, if at least half of a four hour compilation DVD is worthwhile, that's not a bad ratio…