Ass Reamers 7 (Pink Moon) Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  10/10/2008

The Little Details

Running Time: 156 min.

Production Date: 7 / 2 / 2008

Director: None credited

Cast: Blue Angel, Cleopatra Caszo (listed here as Kleopatra), Kristi Klenot (listed here just as Klenot), Nesty, Zafira, and a bunch of uncredited guys

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: Pink Moon hasn't been the most impressive company. I can't get my hopes too high here.

Initial Reaction: It's nothing overly special, but it's also not too bad.

Who Should Watch It : Fans of European girls and anal action

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting anal action in every scene

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are okay, with both the audio and video having a kind of muddled feeling. The audio is decently balanced, but never feels crisp and there are a few areas that feel kind of hollow. The video is nicely presented in anamorphic widescreen, but a little weak. It's nicely lit, but also has an overly soft look to it that combined with some minor camera motion made it feel fairly sloppy.

Music: There's a little very quiet music to start each scene out that works pretty well.

Menus: The main menu is pretty generic, and gives a still of Zafira with a little action in the background. The chapter menu also appears very generic, and lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene and a scene number. When you select a scene, however, you're given the name of the girl in it and a photo as well as the ability to choose where you want to go in the scene sexually.

The Feature

As with most Pink Moon releases, Ass Reamers 7 appears to be a compilation with European girls. This time the focus is on anal sex, and each girl is nicely identified at the start of their scene. Sometimes they go with a little tease and sometimes they get right to the action.

Cute brunette Zafira starts out in a pink spaghetti strap top and a short denim skirt finding a guy on a bed wearing only a pair of boxer-briefs. She moves in and wakes him up kissing him, and then moves down to check out the package through his shorts as he starts to play with her holes. Zafira takes a break to strip down and show off a little tit before going back to work on his cock, and then lets him go right to spooning her ass. She also lets him cornhole her doggie style, and before sliding her ass onto his cock for a reverse cowgirl ride, tries to suck him back to full hardness with middling results. Zafira lets him fuck her ass from behind standing next to a staircase, and after he pops on her gaping asshole she lets him put it back in and sucks it a little more.

This is an okay scene. Zafira looks great and takes it in the ass very well, but the guy doesn't do nearly as nice of a job. He seems to have some wood problems and that leads to (or maybe is the result of) some poor chemistry. Throw in some annoying editing that had to cut right before any oral action to remove any official ass to mouth action, and you have a scene that flounders around the average mark.

Kristi, a cute brunette, starts her scene out in a black dress teasing a guy who's looking at a magazine in a nearby chair. He puts down his magazine to come check out her great rack, and gives it plenty of sucks, slaps, and squeezes as well as playing with her pussy and helping her to strip down a little. She returns the favor helping him to strip down, and lets him fuck her tits as well as sucking his cock. Kristi lays back so he can lick her pussy before letting him oil up her tits for more fucking. They get on their knees and start fucking facing each other before Kristi lays back for him to fuck her missionary style. She rides him in each of the cowgirls with a little more oral mixed in before letting him spoon her ass, and then gets back on top for him to work his way between her holes reverse cowgirl style. Kristi mixes in a little ass to mouth before letting him fuck her ass doggie style, and then puts her mouth and tits to work on his cock to get him to pop on her great big tits.

This is a darn hot scene. Kristi has a vibe about her that really drew me in, and put out some very nice vocals and energy that kept me drawn in throughout the scene. She looks great in her lingerie, puts out the ass very well, and knows just how to work her tits to add to the tease as well as the overall sex. This scene worked extremely well for me, and was easily my favorite in the movie.

Dark haired Cleopatra starts her scene out in a black dress, shoes, and sparkly panties letting a guy check her out in what looks almost to be a bathroom. They sit on a red couch where she lets him admire one of her long legs before he reaches into her panties. Cleopatra pulls them aside and gives her pussy a rub before letting him move in to lick her pussy and play with her ass. She sucks his cock in return before letting him go right to fucking her ass doggie style, and lets him move on to spoon her shitpussy. Cleopatra sucks his cock a bit before letting him fuck her ass missionary style and before she gets up for the reverse cowgirl anal ride. They mix in a little more anal missionary, cowgirl, and ass to mouth action before Cleopatra finally takes a nice pop to her face and happily sucks him clean. Afterwards the guy pumps her ass a few more times and gives her another taste.

This is a hot scene. There's something about Kleopatra that made me not expect a lot from her, but she really does a great job. She mixes in plenty of pussy and ass play with the scene, takes it in the ass with nice energy and vocals, and doesn't shy away from the ass to mouth at all. She gets a great twinkle in her eye with the facial, and her smiles appear very natural. The editing is also a little smoother here, which leaves this as another of the better scenes in the movie.

Bottle blonde Nesty, in a green top and a jean skirt, heads to the bed to distract her well dressed man from his magazine. She kisses him before sitting on his chest and helping him out of his pants, and lets him start stripping her down as she strokes his cock. Nesty slides back to tease his cock with her tits and suck him as he starts eating her before getting up to ride him cowgirl style with her panties still on. She lays back for him to lick and finger her pussy and to finger her ass before he fucks her missionary style, and then rolls over for him to play with her ass and fuck her pussy missionary style. She sucks him a bit more before letting him spoon her, and then helps stroke him onto her bald pussy.

This is a pretty good scene except for one thing. Sadly, that one thing is a big one for this movie because in a movie called Ass Reamers there's no anal sex. Yes, Nesty does take a finger to the ass but that's it, and that's a major disappointment here. Beyond that, she does a very nice job. She's cute and has a great attitude with plenty of smiles. She puts out nice energy and vocals, and mixes things up very nicely with the guy. With a bit of anal action this could have been a great scene, but instead it's a very good scene that just doesn't belong on this release.

Blue Angel, a cute highlighted brunette, starts the final scene out rolling around on a bed in a little pink dress where she's found by a well dressed guy who happily comes up to slap her ass, play with it, and tongue it. He gives her a few tastes of her ass from his finger as he plays with it and then lets Blue Angel get on her knees to suck and stroke his cock. She turns around so he can go right to fucking her ass doggie style, and then lets him go back to fingering it and giving her tastes. They also get in a little more cocksucking before he spoons her ass and keep mixing in a bit of ass to mouth as he fucks her ass in each of the cowgirls and standing from behind. Finally, Blue Angel takes a nice pop around her asshole and sucks the guy's cock clean one last time.

This is a pretty hot final scene. Blue Angel is cute with a very nice body, and does a great job taking it in the ass. The scene did lose me a little with how much the guy needed to finger her ass, but at least her ass to mouth tastes helped the scene out. This is a good scene to end the movie with.

Ass Reamers 7 is a pretty good anal release. The girls are cute, and with the exception of Nesty, take it in the ass quite well. The lack of anal in Nesty's scene was easily the biggest mark against Ass Reamers 7, but the poor editing in Zafira's opening scene didn't help anything. As for the rest of the girls, Kristi Klenot easily put out my favorite scene with Cleopatra Caszo coming in fairly close behind her. Although a pretty good release, Ass Reamers 7 has a style that just didn't do anything for me and definitely held the overall release back. There's a muddled look and feel to the presentation that leaves it feeling like it was shot in the early to mid nineties and that it wasn't taken care of the best despite the scenes having current girls in them. Ass Reamers 7 has some nice anal action, but it's also held back by a sloppy feeling that made it seem like it wasn't taken care of well.

The Extra Stuff

The photo gallery lasts a little over four and a half minutes with about five seconds per very nice snapshot. Trailers are included for Kornelia, Lis & Krystal, Chloe, Miki, Betty, and Ass Reamers 6. There's also commercials.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, anal, tease, titty fucking, ass to mouth, and rimming (male > female)

Raincoat Factor: Very high

Condom Usage: None

The Bottom Line:

Currently, many of Pink Moon's DVDs can be found online for between about $13 and $25 with a few stores offering them near the low end. At the low end this one isn't too bad. There's some nice anal action, but it's only in four of the five scenes. The technical aspects hover just below the average mark with a slightly sloppy feeling, and there's no real effort put into the extras. There's some decent action here, but also a lot of lost potential.

Note to Pink Moon: Giving credit where it's due is always a nice thing. That goes for the guys as well as the girls.

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