Ass Jumpers Review

Overview
Ass jumper ? What is an ass jumper, froggies going ' ribet' while jumping off one froggy ass to another ??? Anyhow, Venus is in it, lovely Barbara Summer too, so do their asses get jumped ? Let's see.

What I Liked
Three of porn's most consistently fuckworthy performers add to their impressive credentials : Venus, Sandra Romain, & Barbara Summer. Sandra just works Trent Tesoro out in their scene. And she looks mighty tasty doing it to boot. Anal ? Duh, it's Sandra, pick your'poison, doggy, spoon, reverse cowgirl, me I liked her in spoon anal cuz she cooed ' oh God, I love your' deeek' while being drilled. Trent finishes her off in cowgirl vaginally before delivering an impressive load to the sweaty, happy Sandra. Nice.

Every time I watch Barbara fuck she seems happy. I dunno, maybe she's just all happy all the time, but it seems to bring out the best in her sex partners. Here Mark Wood is the beneficiary of smiley Summer syndrome. Shit, i'd be all a grinnin' too if I got to fuck this blond goddess in every anal position under the sun, as Mark does here. And he gets paid too ???? Grrr. Fun time has to end some time but first we get to see a major league blast blanket Barbara's beautiful face. ' I looove your' come', she moans. No Barbara, I love YOU !

You like two-fers ? Sure why not, double the fun. Yeah, Venus and Monica Mayhem team up to wreak havoc upon Scott Nails & Alec Knight. Monica does the fucking vaginal style, while mighty Venus takes the backdoor road to Nirvana. Cool part here was watching Venus get throat fucked vigorously, in addition to her anal activities. Monica looked sweetly sexy here, but was wayyyy outfucked by the sex machine known as Venus. Like Barb, and Sandra, Venus hasn't met an anal position she doesn't like, and we the viewers are lucky bastards for it....even opening wide for some 3 finger anal fuckin'. Looks like a model, fucks like dream...Venus rocks !

What I Disliked
Poor Tony T must've drawn the short straw that day at work cuz he gets stuck in the 2 flat scenes on the disk...Alexis Amore's & Anna Nova's.

Both are long haired brunettes with big fakies for boobies. Both are cute, both seem eager, and both get ass fucked. Yet somehow, I just wasn't buying what they were selling. Maybe others will disagree and like these gals scenes, but compared to the above 3 ladies, these 2 just didnt measure up.

DVD Quality
Mostly good, a little less of the rawk music prevalent thru-out the dvd mighta been a better touch. Otherwise ok sound/visually. Good extras here. Nice behind the scenes footage showing the girls getting ready, getting scene prepped, and some pre/post scene comments. Cool.

Overall Thoughts
3 outta 5 scenes kicked Holy ass, so that's allright. It's all anal, all the time, so that too is righteous.

Still not sure what an ' ass jumper' is but I do know i'd follow Venus, Sandra, and Barbara's asses damn near anywhere, anytime .

peace, barrettman .