Ass Hysteria Review

Reviewed by Rosco Fuji  on  1/18/2016

Ass Hysteria is a recent anal release delivered from the LeWood production team at Evil Angel and features some of the hottest girls in porn today. Granted, Sheena Shaw has left, but Zoey, Tori, and Britney are definitely active.

Overall Synopsis: This is a standard by the numbers hot release following a successful formula. We start with some tease out by the pool then move inside for the action that starts with vag, segues into anal then ends with a facial.

Extras: BTS, Cumshot Recap, Photos, Trailers, Websites.

Zoey Monroe: Zoey is so hot as she gives us some tease out by the pool dressed in a white bra, panties, fishnets, and boots combo. She buries four fingers up her ass while standing on the stairs to warm herself up for the cock that will be lodged there very quickly. Camera girl Francesca gets in on the action by fingering her also and then has Zoey lick her fingers clean. Zoey has a nice sized toy in her also with a little help by Fran. Jump to the couch inside and Zoey is giving a nice sized cock head while staring at us just to make sure we’re watching her. Trust us, Zoey, we’re watching you. Mish and doggy vag come first with Zoey taking a tasting break every now and then. Anal comes quickly in doggy with Zoey working over her pussy while she gets drilled. She gapes quite nicely on the pullouts and then resumes fucking, this time in CG. I liked how Fran reached in and squeezed the guy’s balls during this moment. Zoey does some A2M and then rides in RCGA. Zoey’s pussy looks real cute with just a hint of landing strip. Spoon anal provides a break from the RCGA and also gives Zoey a chance to bury her fingers in her pussy. Zoey gets rewarded for her performance while on her knees as the guy makes hand babies on her face and tongue. I like how Zoey maintains eye contact the entire time. She winks her gape for us to close out the scene.

Tori Avano: Never heard of this babe before but she reminds me of a softer version of Lisa Ann. She’s also sporting quite a bit of frontal ink and also a nice looking bush. Nice set of manmade mountains sporting some star tats on her nips also. She starts by giving the guy head for a bit then bending over and getting pounded in doggy. Tori does a nice job of giving head during the tasting breaks. Speaking of tasting breaks, she damn near suffocates the guy she’s while by sitting on his face and grinding her pussy down on him. More doggy then they hit anal mish and doggy on the couch. CGA, RCGA, and spoon anal round out the fucking. To close things out, the guy drains his dragon onto Tori’s face. She does a great job of making spit babies with the dick dew before swallowing it down.

Sheena Shaw: Sheena is just an amazing performer in my book. Unfortunately, her foray into the porn world was a little too short with a lot of drama, but that’s really none of my concern and is irrelevant to the review of this scene. She gives a nice little tease for the camera until a set of gloved hands enter and start working over her nether regions. Ever so flexible, Sheena opens up her goodies even further when she puts her ankles behind her head. Again the gloved hands come in and finger her ass. I don’t get this part. Why the gloves? Is it to protect one from the other? If so, maybe that person shouldn’t be in the scene then. Sheena then inserts a rather large blue ball, (think small grapefruit) up her ass and pushes it in and out several times. She prolapses for us briefly, and then it’s time for the guy to bury his meat stick in her rectum while her ankles are still behind her head. Deep throat A2M tasting, then its CGA. At one point, Sheena tells us, “I’m a cock hungry whore!” while giving the guy head. Doggy, spoon, and CG anal round things out. The guy blasts his cock snot right onto that lovely kisser which Sheena greedily laps up like a starving Ethiopian hitting a doughnut. Sheena plays to the camera while giving some sloppy PCH for probably a good 45 seconds or so before licking her fingers clean. Oops I spoke too soon, she does some more sloppy cum play while cleaning off her fingers.

Britney Amber: Hot blonde babe Britney knows how to play to the camera as she shakes her ass and plays with her tits out by the pool. I love this girl. We move inside to give Brit a chance to show off her impressive blowjobbing skills, and they are quite impressive! The start off in doggy while balancing on the end of the couch. A tasting break provides Brit with an excellent opportunity to rub spit on her impressive rack. This was real hot. She climbs on in CG for a bit, does some more tasting, and it’s off to the anal races in mish while on the couch. That is one sweet looking pussy and I’d dive in face first. She rides next in RCGA, CGA, and then standing doggy in anal, with A2M breaks in between. Her pretty face and mouth get blasted and we’re treated to some sloppy PCH and drooling onto her tits to wrap it up.

Pluses: Zoey Monroe, Sheena Shaw, Tori Avano, and Britney Amber all in one release. The BTS interviews feature took place immediately after the girls finished their scenes and were still wearing the baby batter. Sheena’s anal antics. Lots of hot anal action. LeWood always puts out a decent product.

Minuses: The gloved hands in Sheena’s scene.

Most Spankable Moment: Each girl is spank worthy.

Sleaziness Factor (1-10): 6 for the anal antics in Sheena’s scene. The BTS interviews, the hot anal action.

Is it worth it? This is a solid release.