Ass Eaters Unanimous 13 Review

Ass Eaters Unanimous 13

Starring Leah Luv, Aaralyn Barra, Amber Rayne, Katalina Linda, Zoe Matthews, Aaliyah Jolie, Nikki Nievez, and Taryn Thomas

FIRST THOUGHTS : I have only seen one Evolution Erotica title, and that was the first release, since then all I've seen were trailers and pictures from this series and some of the other series they put out. The title and the boxcover provide a good summary of what this title is about, Ass Eaters... and ass eating, so I am pretty sure what to expect. Of all the girls starring in this, I can safely say I've only seen Leah Luv, but that was online and she was stuffing things and hands up her twat; she gets the first scene here...

Leah Luv is hot and petite, and she has braces on her teeth, all of which gives her that barely illegal look. There's no playing around here, this natural bodied blonde is already naked and soon she is squatting down to suck cock with the ass eating following. Mohawk guy returns the favor, then they move into an ass eating 69, and the scene ends with Leah swallowing a cumshot. Pretty good action throughout make this a fairly hot opening.

Aaralyn Barra is a very cute blonde; she speaks some Russian to open this scene, talking a bit of it to the camera. There's no wasted time here, she's already naked, her natural bod already on display, along with a few tattoos. She wraps her hands and mouth around a waiting cock and gets to eating some ass, fingering it even, and she has the dirty talking down. She's a giggly girl when the guy's tongue tickles her asshole. The scene ends with the guy in a piledriver, having his ass fingered and licked, and he cums on his mouth, and is ordered to swallow it, as Aaralyn works her dirty talk to end a hot scene.

Amber Rayne, who opens the DVD's main menu and the opening credits, is up now, and she's hungry for man ass. Amber is a cute brunette who sucks on a guy's cock shortly after opening this scene. She looks rather ravenous, attacking the cock with her mouth, and fuck, she is flexible, doing a split with that slender bod before diving into the guy's ass. The guy tongue lashes her ass next, but not with the same finesse and grace as she did it. The guy gets into a pile driver and Amber gets back to licking ass, he cums while she's busy licking ass, but she licks up and swallows whatever didn't land on her face.

Katalina Linda is a good looking brunette, natural and more fuller bodied than the previous girls, and like Leah, she's got braces on her teeth. She gets to sucking cock after saying she eats ass at home, and after the oral, that's just what she does, with some ass eating 69ing. The guy returns some tongue to ass on her before he gets into a piledriver for her to get back to the ass eating, ending with the guy spraying her face with cum after standing. That was a pretty good scene, nothing too spectacular, just a lot of tongue on man ass.

Zoe Matthews is cute and giggly, she says she's eaten ass before, but the guy has never done a scene for this series, so I guess this might be new for him. This blonde is dressed, barely, but wearing more than the other four girls, wearing just black fishnet stockings and panties. She starts with the cock sucking, going deep on it, with ass being next on the menu. The two do some 69ing and the guy getting into piledriver so that Zoe can get deeper access. The guy stands and delivers some cum to her mouth, but she doesn't want to swallow, so she spits it out in a cup.

Aaliyah Jolie is a cute blonde, and she looks pretty tall, the guy says she's got an amazing pussy, which he briefly fingers, but this title is about ass eating, so she drops down to go down before eating ass. The guy eats her ass and does manage to get her pussy involved, fingering it while working his tongue on her ass. She lies flat on a floor, the guy squats over her mouth as she fingers her pussy, providing some nice views of her natural bod while. The guy stands to spray her face and mouth to end the scene.

Nikki Nievez is a cute blonde who breaks the pattern of the brown couch inside; she's outside wearing a pink bikini. The camera guy asks if she's good at butt munching, after she says that's what's she's doing today, but she has to wait 'til she does to answer. She does demonstrate on a glazed donut what she'll be doing before sucking the guy's cock deep and throwing up a bunch of times during. She eats ass after emptying her stomach... guess that made her hungry? They do the 69 ass eating and she orders him to hang in the tree for more. She squats in the tree next and unleashes a torrent of fluid from her pussy. The guy eats her ass some more while she's in the tree, and then carries her over to a lounge chair to put her down in piledriver for more ass eating and bubble blowing with her ass. The guy adds more glazing to that glazed donut, and she eats it up to end one hell of a scene.

Taryn Thomas is the last girl up to eat man ass, but first this good looking brunette gets started on the cock. The guy removes her red bra after she gets going, and she continues taking his cock deep with ass eating following. The guy puts his tongue to good use, pulling her red panties down before giving her ass a good treatment, working his fingers on her pussy while. The guy gets into piledriver so that she can eat ass some more, the scene ends with her getting a mouthful of cum, but she apparently isn't that hungry because she doesn't swallow like she said she wanted to do, ending the scene in a rather awkward fashion, with a half-assed wave to the camera, and a fade to credits. Guess the taste of ass and cum is not that great?

Executive Producer: Tom Byron
Director & Editor: Ivan

EXTRAS : Behind the Scenes (an interesting 10 1/2 minute look at the goings on of this movie), Cumshots, BTS Slide Show, Girls & Cameras Slide Show, One Shitty Agent, and Trailers.

OVERALL : Some cute girls to some very hot girls put tongue to man ass in this title. The camera work was good, the video is clear, and the audio is clear as well, not missing any slurping sounds. And the extras were good, providing some good viewing.

FINAL THOUGHTS : The title did not lie, which is evident by the boxcover, but while this title isn't just ass eating, it's the primary focus. It gets repetitive and seems a little too formulaic: suck cock, eat ass, have ass eaten out, cum, end. So I watched a scene, stopped and watched another scene later, I couldn't watch the same thing again and again in one sitting. I did like the action in the DVD, so that's not a knock on the action or direction, just me saying watching this full movie in one sitting would not have been a great idea. It is amazing to see some hot chicks putting tongue to man ass, many for the first time, and they seem to give it their all too. Amber Rayne seemed a tad schizophrenic, or better yet, possessed, though; talking quietly and then screaming. Aaralyn Barra turned in the second most memorable scene, right behind Nikki Nievez's scene. Nikki looked like she was auditioning for a Max Hardcore movie, if she wasn't already in one, with all the vomiting from deep cock sucking. And she looks like she could handle Max with no problem, slapping herself even, proving she could. The dialog is funny too; I couldn't help but laugh throughout. The boxcover claims that Taryn Thomas is the dirtiest girl in porn, but having never seen her before, and with Nikki's scene being right before hers, I'd say Nikki is dirtier. The behind the scenes is interesting and the One Shitty Agent is quite an interesting look at how some agents book girls for scenes without telling them the full details of what the scene is about. The boxcover says "Easter Eggs," but all I found was one, so it's more like "Easter Egg," unless I missed some others. The DVD was well made; just like the first one I saw from Evolution, or is it now Extreme Associates?

The title and boxcover tell the story better than I can. Give it a viewing if seeing man ass eaten by some hot chicks is what you seek.

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