Ass Crackin' 5 Review

Reviewed by howie  on  4/16/2005

What’s in my DVD player (mainstream): Nip/Tuck – Season 1
A very entertaining TV show about the 2 lives of plastic surgeons and their practice in Miami. The show combines sex, humor and drama to show the lighter and darker side of the surgeons and their interaction with their patients. I can’t wait for Season 2 to come out on DVD.

Director: Dillon Day
Running time: 2:17

My short review:
My interest in this DVD was for Dasha, plain and simple. I believe this was one of her 1st scenes since her split from Vivid and she floats my boat. It’s not just the squirting that draws me in but it is the gorgeous face and body combined with sexual energy. I would love to see Dasha in a group scene but I’ll take the boy/girl gonzo offerings for now. The other girls in this flick are no slouches in the looks department and they are all good-looking Euro girls, especially the Tera Patrick look-alike Vanessa.

Scene 1 – Sabina Black with Boris, Dillon Day & George Uhl:
[BJ; RCG vag; CG DP; doggie anal; CG DP; ATM; RCG DP; RCG anal; mish vag; mish anal; RCG vag; 3 glazing cumchots to face]
Sabina is the cover girl and she is paired with 3 guys. About 10 minutes into the scene, we see Boris cum prematurely inside Sabina’s pussy in CG DP position. However, the scene continues with remnants of the cum visible on her pussy. Isn’t editing supposed to cut these portions out and use looping to fill time? Anyway, this was an okay scene that just didn’t have the chemistry nor energy to make it a great scene.

Scene 2 – Vanessa with Dillon:
[Solo masturbation; pussy eating; mish vag; PTM; CG vag; RCG vag; doggie vag; doggie anal; ATM; mish vag; mish anal; RCG anal; spoon anal; mish anal; cumshot to face; PHC]
Vanessa is a knockout that I swear can pass for Tera Patrick. She strips off her black mini-dress and masturbates for us to start the scene before Dillon jumps in. But it’s clear that Vanessa is not Tera as Vanessa takes it in the ass and lovingly sucks cock that was in her ass. This was an okay scene that didn’t have any highlights to note.

Scene 3 – Niki Dark with Dillon & Choky Ice:
[BJ; doggie vag; CG vag; anal fingering; CG DP; ATM; RCG DP; CG DP; mish anal; 2 cumshots to face; PHC]
Niki rocked in Steve Holmes’ Perversions #2 and here she is wearing her black hair in curls with a red tank top and red lace thong. The sex had good energy and Niki was more than willing to give up her ass to these guys. A good scene and Niki is one newbie to look out for in 2005.

Scene 4 – Dasha with George Uhl:
[Solo masturbation; pussy eating; BJ; RCG vag; spoon vag; doggie vag; mish anal; spoon anal; RCG anal; CG anal; doggie anal; cumshot to gaping ass; cumfart leakage]
The scene starts with Dasha’s quick monologue that she is 21 years old and loves to get fucked in the ass. Let’s stop for a second – note to Dasha and screenplay writer: I believe Dasha about loving anal as her filmography will bear that out but 21 years old? I was born at night but it wasn’t last night.

This scene had good chemistry and was captured well with the camera. As usual, Dasha put in a very energetic performance and she did not disappoint. The highlight was the CG anal that showed off her nice ass. Welcome to gonzo, Dasha.

Scene 5 – Luigina with George Uhl:
[BJ; RCG vag; spoon vag; mish vag; doggie vag; PTM; RCG anal; ATM; spoon anal; mish vag; doggie anal; cumshot to open mouth; PHC and a little swallowing]
Luigina is a cute 20-year old. This was an okay scene that fits right in with the others. It’s your standard run of the mill scene with the highlight being the RCG anal position where Luigina does a good job riding the cock.

Extras:
There is a short behind the scenes segment, a 20-minute bonus scene with Haley Bang and 2 guys from “Who is the New Girl?”, and some trailers for other DS releases. The bonus scene was okay but one of the guys was Mr. Pete and I’m not a fan of his work.

Summary:
If you’re a fan of Dasha, then this is worth a rental. Otherwise, I can’t recommend this as a purchase. The cheap gonzo settings and the sex action was too average. The girls were attractive but their looks couldn’t save this offering.

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