Ass Cleavage Review

Reviewed by Gof  on  1/25/2004

Having thoroughly enjoyed the performances of Monica, Angela and Lea in Red Light District’s Assault That Ass, I had high expectations for this Zero Tolerance release. So, as the box cover boldly claims, could this be the last porn flick you’ll ever need?

The girls are briefly introduced before each scene and are required to pass a flag test, which involves holding the American flag between their butt cheeks. All the girls pass of course with flying colours.

The opening segment stars Czech blonde beauty, Lea De Mea. Lea looked good in Assault That Ass but here she looks breathtaking, with that long blonde hair flowing freely and that smiling, fresh faced look that the best of the European women seem to possess. Lea also has a gorgeous curvaceous figure with a pair of perfect medium breasts. All round, a real babe.

We begin with energetic blowing from Lea before she requests, in that husky Czech voice, that one of the guys fucks her pussy. Lea was made for reverse-cowgirl and we have a great view of Lea being rammed with her feet on the guy’s thighs. She is then taken in cowgirl and then an excellent reverse-cowgirl with ass to mouth. Spoon anal follows before the coup de grace, a reverse-cowgirl DP. A well shot conventional DP follows before a decent facial from both men finishes this excellent opening scene.

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Lea 9.5

If you’ve recovered from Lea, then the next foreign starlet is Karen Kam from Spain. She is only moderately attractive, but she has a slim figure with a good ass but slightly empty, small to medium breasts.

Good no hands blowing from Karen and then an unusual sixty nine as Karen is lifted into the air and held upside down. The scene itself takes place on the stairs and, while there is no anal, the sex is often intense, with what seems a really good sexual chemistry between Karen and her co star. A good performance from Karen and a decent appetiser before moving back to the main course.

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Karen 7.5

If anyone had a chance of matching Lea in the babe stakes in this movie, then it’s Monica. She oozes a cool, confident sexuality and looks as good here as she did in Assault That Ass. It’s a shame we cut straight to a naked Monica to begin the scene, but I suppose you can watch Monica’s striptease on the DVD Extras if you wish to appreciate her more fully.

Another top notch performance from Monica with the highlights being a reverse-cowgirl, reverse-cowgirl anal (with gaping unfortunately) and of course, a reverse-cowgirl DP. Excellent facials to finish, with plenty of spunk on Monica’s hungry tongue. Another must see scene.

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Monica 9.5

For the next scene, it’s the turn of another Czech beauty, in the slender shape of Angela Crystal. Angela is very attractive, with straight shoulder length, blonde hair, small to medium, perky breasts and a cute smile.

Foot fetishers will enjoy the opening, with some nice footwork from Angela as she wanks the guy off with her feet while sucking the other. Angela gets rammed in cowgirl and seems to orgasm at one point, before reverse-cowgirl and good reverse-cowgirl anal and then a lengthy DP. A cut to a decent facial to finish. While not quite matching the Monica or Lea scenes, nevertheless another hot scene.

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Angela 9.0

The penultimate scene stars another Spanish starlet, Carmen. She has a good, slim body, long, straight, jet black hair, but is only moderately attractive, with too much eye make-up for my tastes. Sexual highlights in this scene include missionary and reverse-cowgirl anal and an excellent facial from Mark. A solid scene, and Carmen grew on me as the scene progressed.

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Carmen 7.5

The final scene features cover-girl, Britney Foster, from the US of A. Britney looks good on the cover and she doesn’t disappoint on closer inspection, sporting a lovely all over tan, and, although her breasts have been done, they are a good job and are not too large. She is also very cute, and certainly holds her own in the looks department with the Czech girls.

Britney keeps her shoes on for the majority of the scene, which is always a plus in my book, and begins by getting fingered by Pat while she deep throats him. We begin with cowgirl and then a punishing reverse-cowgirl anal, before doggie anal and then an average facial to finish a hot final scene.

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Britney 9.0

Overall, this is an excellent film from Zero Tolerance. I don’t think the viewer can complain if he or she sees four out of six excellent scenes featuring top quality girls. The three DP scenes were excellent, and I thought that both Monica, but particularly Lea, looked better here than they did in Assault That Ass 1. Britney’s scene was the icing on the cake, and in many ways, her energetic reverse-cowgirl anal was the highlight of the movie for me. Camera work was also good, with some nice full body shots of the girls.

The only negative was the quality of the Spanish girls, who didn’t come close to comparing with the other four. Nevertheless, they both gave energetic performances.

All in all then, a must have four fans of Monica and Lea or Britney, or for anyone who enjoys seeing beautiful girls taking it up the ass. On this evidence, I’ll definitely be checking out some other Zero Tolerance titles.

DVD Extras

Like the movie, this was excellent overall. An interesting behind the scenes section, with interviews with the girls and the usual fetish and chapter menus. The strip tease section was particularly inspired, because it gives you an opportunity to really appreciate how beautiful some of these girls are. Check out the Lea strip to see what I mean. The only negative, was the absence of trailers, which is a pity because with a film of this quality it would have been a great opportunity to showcase other ZT titles.