Ass Backwards (Metro) Review

Starring Amber Michaels, T.J. Hart, Shelbee Myne, Kelsey, and Ashley with Pat Myne, Mario, Erik Everhard, and Frank Fortuna.

Produced and Directed by Pat Myne.

SCENE ONE : Shelbee and Pat Myne. The scene starts with a tease intro, Shelbee gives a bj, then gets buttfucked, she gapes a bit, followed by Pat cumming on her asshole.

--Very simple scene, almost too simple, and very short. Shelbee looks good as always and turns in a good performance. Pat turns in a pretty good performance as well.

SCENE TWO : Ashley and Mario. After the tease intro, she kisses the guy, and he goes down on her. She gives him a bj before getting fucked vaginally. She gets fucked in her ass followed by a facial.

--Ashley is a good-looking blonde with smallish natural tits, and she also a shaved pussy with some stubble. She turns in an average performance, and so does the guy. But she also has what appears to be a bruise on the inside thigh, by her knee, which is focused on throughout the scene.

SCENE THREE : Kelsey with Mario and Erik Everhard. Erik fucks her pussy as she gives bj to Mario. Mario soon fucks her ass as she gives bj to Erik. More vaginal by one of them and she id dp’d, followed by the facials.

--Kelsey is a good-looking girl with large tits, and gets fucked pretty good. All three turn in decent performances, to make this a decent scene.

SCENE FOUR : Amber Michaels and Frank Fortuna. They kiss, she gives him a bj, and he goes down on her. she gets fucked vaginally, then anally, followed by her jerking him off into her mouth.

--This is not Amber’s finest moment, because the camera focuses a little to long on her breast augmentation scars towards the beginning of the scene. Other than that, she turns in a good performance, as does the guy.

SCENE FIVE : T.J. Hart and Pat Myne. She starts the scene by giving the guy a bj, before she gets fucked vaginally, with Pat wearing a condom. She does get anal followed by Pat cumming on her asshole and pussy.

--T.J. is a good-looking girl with blonde hair and large tits. She gets fucked pretty good, and Pat turns in a good performance. This is a decent scene, to end a fairly average movie.

EXTRAS : Photo gallery and a minute and a half commercial. [There is over 6½ minutes of phone sex ads (not really an extra, but it is on the disc).] On side B are the trailers, which I couldn’t access in any of my DVD players.

OVERALL : Five simply shot scenes with some emphasis on dick going into ass. Short scenes that look very low budget. And all the scenes are shot near or with water and have lengthy tease intros that deal with water, either by a hose or in a pool. There are lots of shadows and all scenes looked kinda dark.

FINAL THOUGHTS : Below average foray into anal depravity.

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