Ass Appeal 5 Review
Hustler
Studio: Hustler
Category: Gonzo
Directed by: Van Styles
Starring: Gemini, Mark Wood, Mark Ashley, Sascha, Alec Knight, Jemeni, Sunny Lane, Sophie Dee, Kapri Styles, Memphis Monroe
Released on: 7/17/2007
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Reviewed by Crucifixio Jones on 10/8/2007
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I Almost Forgot This Series EXISTED... |
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  2007, 2 hours and 52 minutes Hustler Directed by Van Styles Starring Sunny Lane, Jemini, Memphis Monroe, Kapri Styles & Sophie Dee.  | |||||
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| Holy shit. Did anyone else realize it‘s been a YEAR since the last Ass Appeal was released? Who takes that long to put together a movie anymore that isn‘t named Jules? In this particular case, I blame Hustler, who always seems to push back projects and put these great releases on hold. Some of these scenes were shot as far back as late ‘06 but the sex is still as hot and fresh as you‘d expect from Styles and as always, you can‘t have an “ass” flick without throwing a little chocolate in the mix so Van lined up two mocha mamis in the form of Jemini (Booty I Like 2) and Kapri Styles (Big Black Wet Asses 3). Former Hustler contract babe Memphis Monroe is all tits AND ass (not to mention an adorable face) and never looks better than when she is in front of Van‘s camera. Sophie Dee, looking vibrant, refreshed and energetic opens both of her holes in the finale. The real story, however, is the opener featuring Sunny Lane. Her profile raised significantly since appearing on ABC‘s Primetime (but in a much more flattering light than say, Belladonna‘s showing in January ‘03), Sunny has been everywhere as of late (a friend says “if there was a red carpet at an abortion clinic opening, Sunny Lane will be there“) and despite her still not doing anal, her performances can‘t be denied. She turns in yet another scorcher here with Mark Ashley. Let‘s dig in. | |||||
| Scene One: Sunny Lane with Mark Ashley - “Every man should be spoiled.” | |||||
 Sunny Lane ripped shit down in Massive Asses with Manuel Ferrara and I expect no less than a repeat if somewhat different performance here today with Mark Ashley. In fact, the last time I saw Lane paired with Ashley in Smash Pictures’ Whale Tail #1, she came so many times *I* got light-headed. There‘s some small talk between Lane and Styles in the bathroom before the scene begins as Sunny slips on some long red satin gloves and Van‘s camera orbits her ass. After having her ass admired further by Ashley, Sunny goes down on his meat and proceeds to give Mark The Blowjob of the 21st Century. Seriously…I‘m SAD when it‘s over, it looked so good. Mark can‘t wait to slide his prick into Lane‘s tiny pink gash so he scoops her up and tosses her on the edge of a bed and spreads her wide, playfully poking and prodding her fat, juicy pussy a bit before finally sinking his oversized cock deep, deep, DEEP into Lane mish at a pace that makes her porcelain white titties bounce wildly about. Next, her face buried in the sheets and her eyes closed in overpowering orgasmic bliss, Sunny lets Mark completely drill her in doggie. Lane dreamily gets to her knees and mounts Ashley‘s ivory tower cowgirl and reverse where she works him over so proficiently one has to wonder if Lane and her huge ass weren‘t created in a lab somewhere with the specific intention of drawing semen out of her “victims.” The ensuing action is so hot that Sunny has to fan HERSELF. Mark’s money shot, which comes after absolutely obliterating Sunny’s backside doggie, is the coup de grace; he empties all over Lane’s shiny upturned ass, showering her crack, hole and pussy with spunk and rubs it in with his cock until Lane senses the head of his dick resting at her entrance. She slowly slides back onto his cum-covered prick and moans while grinding circles on him. Wow. Way hot.  | |||||
| Scene Two: Jemini with Sascha | |||||
 Jemini (Lil QTs 2) is a brown-skinned darling I‘ve had a minor crush on for a few years now. Working sporadically over the course of the last three years (I believe she made her home in Florida, as opposed to LA), I can‘t say I‘ve seen her nearly enough of Jemini so this is a welcome and long overdue opportunity. Styles has her in the olive drab paramilitary outfit that Thai sensation Mya Luanna rocked in his Pin Up Honeys 2 but Jemini has a much rounder ass that she shows off when she lifts the bottom of her get-up up over here bubble-shaped butt. She also opts to unzip it straight down the middle, rather than letting her pert, all-natural tits pop through the two zipper holes designed for just that. Sauntering around a corner, Jemini finds Sascha and struts her stuff in front of him a bit, bending over to let him smack her ass and taste her tits, before kneeling between his legs to take his cock down her throat. Jemini dribbles a long strand of saliva over the head of Sascha‘s tool and gives it a few obligatory strokes before lowering herself onto his lap cowgirl. People likely won‘t make much of this, either because they have no reason to care or just don‘t know but this is a rare anal performance for Jemini who has, for the most part, been a pretty tame talent throughout her entire career. Sascha slips into that forbidden orifice spoon for starters and then does his best impression of George Washington Crossing The Delaware on that ass in up-and-over doggie. After a high-speed boffing in reverse cowgirl anal, Jemini leaps to her feet just in time to have her face splattered with Sascha‘s load. She eyes the camera seductively and licks her fingertips before inviting Sascha‘s cock back over into her mouth for some lip-smacking cleanup. Damn. Not the Jemini I was expecting but I‘m glad this is the one that showed up. | |||||
| Scene Three: Memphis Monroe with Sascha | |||||
 Sporting darker hair than when we saw her last, Memphis Monroe also claims to be a bit nastier since the last time she and Styles collaborated. As Sascha stands outside a sliding door, Monroe teases him from the other side, bending over and pressing her thick ass firmly against the glass. Once finally allowed inside, Sascha goes straight for Memphis‘ magnificent tits, jiggling them up and down before giving Monroe something to suck on. Beginning on her knees and eventually having Sascha sit as she leans into his lap, Memphis covers his stick with a copious amount of spit and proceeds to suck and stroke it as if it contained the last Golden Ticket. Satisfied with her handiwork, Memphis mounts Sascha cowgirl, showcasing an ass that is just as plush and wide as I remember it being in Barely Legal: Corrupted 7. Spoon and a sort of modified, side-saddle cowgirl follow. Memphis, one of the rare few girls in porn that is equally strokable in nearly any position, essays reverse cowgirl next but it is unfortunately short-lived as Memphis quickly dismounts and crawls over to an ottoman to let Sascha slam her vag doggie. Sascha‘s able to pinch off his orgasm just long enough for Memphis to get to her knees and get blasted all over her smiling face with pearly goo. | |||||
| Scene Four: Kapri Styles with Mark Ashley | |||||
 These surroundings look familiar… Long and lithe ebony phenom Kapri Styles pulls her sweatshirt grey-and-pink Hustler Brand bottoms down over her all-too-familiar kanji-tattooed butt cheeks to do some bouncing “ass tricks“ for Van in his dining area. Personally, I think she‘s underrated if nothing else, ask around and they‘ll tell you Kapri is something else. “You tryna show me how buff your ass is? Flexing and stuff,” he asks as Kapri alternately lifts each cheek. She gives Van a quick booty-clapping demonstration which serves as the mating call that brings out Mark Ashley. Since her shorts are already down around her thighs, Mark (who always seems especially “inspired” in the presence of black tail) is able to easily slip his tongue into her pussy from behind. Kapri returns the favor, giving Mark a sloppy, gagging blowjob for the AGES. Then the REAL festivities begin, Kapri bouncing her ass up and down on Ashley‘s wood cowgirl, screaming up a storm as she repeatedly crashes her pussy down hard onto his shaft. Curled into a ball on all fours, Kapri accepts Mark‘s girth doggie, first vag and then anal, eliciting pained grimaces but pleasured moans. The action continues in reverse cowgirl, Kapri’s impossibly long legs perched on Ashley’s thighs for support. Re-lubing his poker with some a2m head, Kapri wriggles back onto Mark‘s cock spoon. It‘s from here that Kapri drops to the floor and hovers near the tip of Mark‘s dick, waiting to be doused with spooge. She gets Ashley‘s DNA strands all over her mouth and pretty smile, letting it drip off of her chin and down her slender bod. | |||||
| Scene Five: Sophie Dee with Mark Wood & Alec Knight - “Wow, it‘s like Christmas!” | |||||
 Unsatisfied with the girls that casting agents have been sending his way as of late, Van complains to Mark Wood and Alec Knight as they peruse agency sites online on a laptop. Supposedly, an unnamed cavalry is arriving with a girl with an ass worth shooting so naturally the guys can‘t wait until she arrives, tiring of disappointment. Sophie Dee descends a staircase and after donning a turquoise and black outfit, which amazingly compliments her gorgeous eyes, meets with the fellas approval. Sophie displays a great deal of talent and proficiency wielding both cocks and giving them equal attention with her mouth, making it look as easy as you and I draw breath. And all of it with a smile. Leaving on her furry calf-high UGGs boots, Sophie guides Knight‘s cock inside her cowgirl before moving over to sit on Wood reverse cowgirl. On her back, Sophie breathlessly takes Wood in her ass and is then flipped over onto her knees where Knight plugs her second hole doggie. In almost a single motion, Sophie spins and lands on Alec‘s cock cowgirl where she gets to ride briefly before Mark fills her empty spot, leaving Dee double-penetrated. They sandwich Sophie in this predicament in both directions, filling the room with a cacophony of Welsh yelps and shrieks as she gleefully accommodates both greasy pricks in each of her holes. Dee dismounts and readies herself for the downhill slalom, grabbing both cocks and working them over until they erupt all over her chin. She strokes and squeezes Mark and Alec until they are completely drained and shows Van her semen-streaked tits. Overall: This fifth Ass Appeal is just what we’ve come to expect from this series and from Styles…just don‘t make us wait so long next time. Bonus Features:
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