Ass Angels 7 (Adam & Eve) Review

I expected a decent flick, and considering that I like watching anal sex, I like a lot of the girls in this movie, and I generally like most of the movies I see at least on a simple 'yes or no' level, I figured I wouldn't be disappointed. Some of my reviews start with plenty of detail for the first couple scenes, but give less as the movie goes. We get used to the flow, and what the directors like so it sorta makes sense. But I still comment on things that stand out. A lot of times, I rate things a little higher than some would too, because I like a lot of stuff, so keep that in mind. So here we go...

First a couple of minor quibles. For one, the video seemed a little...off...I'm not that critical of audio or video quality, but this picture just didn't seem as crisp as some of the other dvds I've gotten recently. Not bad enough to ruin the movie, just enough to make me think that if I didn't get some kind of defect, they were transferring from a lower quality recording or something, but it isn't the same in every scene if my eyes aren't lying. Also, some of the scenes don't let you know where they came from. Some don't give a title at all, and others you gotta wonder if it's the name of a movie, or of an individual scene, which kinda sucks...Seems like at least part of the point of a compilation is to get you interested in series' you might not have known about before.

Second, my overall opinion...Well, I'll say, it takes a LOT longer to write a review if you're enjoying the movie. I always wonder how much of the review is mood, or other intangibles, so I think it's always helpful as a simple starting point to say whether I like it or not. I liked it. As for the rest, I guess it's more complicated.

Bottom line, with this many girls and this many scenes, even the couple i didn't like couldn't derail the abundance of stuff I did enjoy. Even though the video quality wasn't top notch, I was still able to enjoy the scenes with the girls I liked. It would be good for fans of the girls here, but if you don't want want to see them in everything you can get your hands on, you'll find better stuff with each of them in other movies, though not as conveniently packaged. Also, if you're more picky than I am about video quality for every scene, or you don't like fake breasts, you might want to look for something else. On the plus side, a BIG plus, was that the movie was four hours long. It was a compilation of 13 scenes if you include the bonus, and most if not all seemed as long as they would have been on their original movies, just without the useless plot and dialogue. MUCH better than those compilations where each scene is a 5-7 minute editing fiasco.

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Scene 1 - "Anal Sex Movie" with Tori Lane and Justin Magnum

She looks like her usual fine self, starting out in leopard print lingerie. She gives a blowjob, then receives oral too, riding his face. The sex is hot, and Tori Lane always brings good energy. I can see where some might be turned off by her fake breasts, but I think they look just fine. There are all kinds of breasts in porn, and I'm pretty much a fan of all of them. Okay, not to dwell, but the very tip of his cock seeming bright red and the rest of him somewhere between tangerine and apricot is really distracting. Fine as long as there's deep penetration, but otherwise can be done without. Tori seems to be enjoying it, and he's really working her pussy with her on her back, then they go anal. A little oral in between positions, then doggiestyle, vag first then anal, followed by RCG anal with her rubbing her pussy, anal in mish, then a cumshot to the mouth and face. She sounded good, appropriately loud at times, and moaning just right at others. 3.5/5

Scene 2 - "Sentenced" with Naudia Nyce and Lee Stone

No intro because it's a compilation I'm sure, but he's in a cop uniform, and she's wearing a prison outfit and handcuffs at the start. Good deepthroating with her on her knees, and I'm thinking the orange thing might just be the way they transfered to this disk because this scene has it too. Naudia Nyce always reminds me a little of Belladonna. They look similar to me, and they both have that raunchy sexual energy. The blowjob lasts just long enough, her making eye contact with him, then he puts her on a table and eats her out with a little anal licking for good measure. As they work through doggiestyle, vag and anal, then RCG anal and anal spooning, I have to admit, this is a hot scene. He pulls out while spooning and sprays cum on her pussy lips, then pushes back in her butt and pumps a few more times. A VERY hot end for me. I always like post-cum penetration. 3.5/5

Scene 3 - "Ronnie James' Anal POV" with Anna Nova and Seth Dickens

BIG ODDITY: It's called "Ronnie James' POV". Ronnie James, apparently, is the cameraman. Because this movie, like so many others is shot from the cameraman's POV. I liked the scene, but again...false advertising sucks...Anna Nova is wearing a pink and green bikini, laying on her back and playing with her breasts and nipples when the scene starts. Her hair is darker in this scene, and I gotta say, I think she looks better this way than blonde. She teases us, playing with herself as she slowly removes the rest of the bikini. There's your usual blend of giving and receiving oral, with Anna getting pleased first this time. Her blowjob is from a slightly odd camera angle, but I still liked it. Anal RCG, and lots of it, starts the sex off good, then spooning, cowgirl and doggiestyle follow. Lastly, she's on her back, he's giving it to her good, then pops into her mouth to finish the first 'all anal' scene on the disc. 3/5

Scene 4 - just called 'New Scene' with Vanessa Lane, Alex Sanders and Joel Lawrence

Vanessa starts in a much too small tennis skirt, doing some aerobics moves showing her flexibility. It's destined to be a good scene, it seems. They cut to her on a bed, and the two guys join her, and she starts sucking them with little wasted time. My kind of porn. They get a little head before she sits on one guy, while still sucking the other. Then they all stand on the bed, and start going through some positions that demand her flexibility. Standing on one leg, with the other split high in the air, while getting it from behind can't be easy. We go through a few more, then some DP, both cowgirl and RCG DPs, then all the blends with one guy fucking her and the other in her mouth. Two shots to the mouth, with clean offs too, end a very hot scene. 3.5/5

Scene 5 - "Tits N Ass" with Heidi Mayne and Mike Adriano

This is the first girl I'd never heard of in this movie. I gotta say, she looks like she should be in the MILF category, and that's just fine with me. She looks damned good in her blue bikini to start the scene, her pointy nipples look great to me, and I'm hoping we get a good scene. In a room with plenty of sunlight, she rubs her pussy, moaning perfectly. The oral sex was good, with Heidi looking good both giving and receiving. cowgirl, spooning, RCG anal, doggiestyle anal, and a cumshot to her mouth and face. 3.5/5

Scene 6 - "Bettie XOXO" with Holly Wellin and Eric Swiss

She's blond in a glam, sorta false, Marilyn Monroe way. She gives good head, with an interesting tattoo on her left hand/wrist. Then we get cowgirl, tights, her getting fucked on her back, on the couch, then some more with oral in between...RCG, then RCG anal, cumshot to the mouth/face. Not my favorite scene by far, but it didn't suck. 2.5/5

Scene 7 - "Bree's Beach Party" with Ricki White and Alan Stafford

Ricki starts off wearing a sweater. They're kissing on some beach or poolfront. When they pulled her breasts out, I was impressed...more than impressed. Like, I dunno...REALLY impressed or something. I need to tell you that I love them. Her ass is the awesome kind of thick too. We have oral, a blowjob with her on her knees, with occasional kisses, and him fingering her sometimes. Soon he gets more into fingering her, with a little licking and some more cocksucking eventually, too. She rides him cowgirl, then sucks him, then climbs back on RCG, then RCG anal, sucks some more, then cowgirl anal. She sucks hime even more, then doggie, and a cumshot on her ass after pulling out. I would have enjoyed a different cumshot more, but I liked the scene. 3/5

Scene 8 - "Voluptuous Biker Babes" with Audrey Hollander and Otto Bauer

We start off with them outside in the sun, and the audio and visuals don't seem to match or make sense, but then we get started. I don't dislike Audrey Hollander, but she's not my favorite either. There's a blowjob, out in the sun, and some VERY annoying moaning and even worse rock music to go with it. I gotta admit, this scene did absolutely nothing for me. The start was so annoying, and it never got much better, and I wound up watching a few seconds here and there to see if it was better. This is the first time in any of my reviews I didn't watch a whole scene, and that should say something. Maybe it was because I couldn't get into the start, and skipping around didn't help, but I couldn't force myself through that. 1/5...I couldn't even make it through the scene.

Scene 9 - "Double Shocker 3" with Victoria Sin, Rick Masters and Brian Surewood

Victoria Sin is a name I've heard, but I don't know much she was in. She's a pretty, slender, dark haired girl. In no time, she's joined by the two guys, and she jumps right into sucking them both off. They let their hands go over her as well. They do a good job, with good energy, both the lady and her performance, and the guys with theirs. They do plenty of positions before it's over, and the scene was decent all the way through, if not my type. Much better than the last scene, and I did watch the whole thing, but it's not on par with some of the other scenes to me. And I can't help looking for some shampoo and clippers for Brian Surewood's beard. I can't stand that thing. He hurts every scene he's in for me. 2.5/5

Scene 10 - "Sex Sells" with Brooke Haven and Trent Tesoro

If the girls look as good as most to in this movie, then of course sex will sell. For some reason, I thought Brooke Haven was one of the slim blondes in porn, but apparently I was wrong. The Brooke in this movie is a thick blonde, attractive with all the right curves. She's naked before he is, and he starts the action off with his fingers in her for a bit, then they're both naked and he's getting a blojob then pleasuring her with his tongue. The pre-penetration action was a good start, and the sex was hot too. Missionary with her in a chair, then without pulling out, he carries her to the bed for cowgirl. A few variations on spooning, a bit of RCG anal, and a cumshot to her mouth. Above average scene. Better than the last couple, but a not up with the best so far. 3/5

Scene 11 - "Dan Silver's Beautiful Anal Divas 2" with Angelica Lane and Dan Silver

Angelica Lane's a pretty blonde, laying on a bed in her lingerie, teasing the camera and talking to the camera man. She pulls her breasts out of the top, and they look good and juicy. This goes on for a little more, with her using a toy on herself too. Seeing that was a good buildup to the scene, but I usually get impatient before the cameraman does. Pov blowjob and sex, with her on her back, then some cowgirl on the floor, anal POV, both mish and doggie, some titfucking and a cumshot in her mouth. About an average scene, but helped because I always like POV titfucking and mouth shots. 3/5

Scene 12 - "Hello Nurse" with Annette Schwartz and Derrick Pierce

To start, the lighting is too bright, to the point of making it hard to see. Judging by her outfit, a nurse with angel wings, I'm hoping it's on purpose, and they'll change it once the scene is set. There's a sexy blowjob with ball-licking and deepthroating too. Her shirt is open, but still on, and you see her smallish, perky breasts poke through every once in a while. There's doggiestyle vag sex, and with her wings and outfit, including heels and stockings, it's pretty hot. Doggie anal follows, then her on her back, wings spread under her, vag then anal. A hot blowjob and shot to the mouth finish the scene in a good way. Would have been a near perfect scene with better lighting. They never fixed it. Boo, that. 3/5, because it was so hard to see.

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Bonus Features:

Bonus Scene - Dan Silver's Beautiful Anal Divas...Rebecca Linares and Dan Silver...Good scene, and Rebecca's so hot she makes my brain shut down. Plenty of oral and other POV positions, including good anal, make this worth your time...Face and mouth cumshot...

Photo Galery - Some of the photos looked off on my tv, like there was some resolution problem. Some looked fine, though.

An ad for Adam & Eve's website with sex toys, etc. and stores;

Phone sex ads, just in case you're dumb enough to think Shy Love actually answers phone sex lines...

Previews for "Bad Behavior: Office Edition", "Pure", "Dirty Love"