Ass 2 Mouth 1 (Platinum X Pictures) Review

“Let me taste my ass” is a phrase that you are unlikely to hear anywhere other than a porno set, and even then it will be restricted to a limited number of gonzo producers who now specialise in delivering every particular porno peccadillo.

Sex acts such as gaping and ass to mouth have never really been a clincher for me in determining what makes a good scene and so it was the top cast list for this title that caught my attention rather than their willingness to taste ass.

The opening scene features our Canadian cover girl, Lauren Phoenix being led by a dog chain held by our director, John Strong (an immediate attempt to win over the feminists from John). Lauren is looking hot as always in a pink mesh top, which she keeps on throughout the scene, and fishnet hold ups and black heels. The abuse continues as the dog chain is tightened around Lauren’s neck and her ass is stretched with a dildo. She is then ‘walked’ upstairs where Michael Stefano is waiting on the couch. This was a marathon anal workout from Lauren with plenty of ATM action and a number of DPs included for good measure. With some girls the scene may have appeared OTT but Lauren’s enthusiasm and nastiness makes the whole thing entertaining and erotic. A real nasty opener and a must see for fans of Lauren.

Lauren 9.0
Scene 9.0

“Do you want to see me taste my ass?” asks Katrina. Unsurprisingly, I didn’t stop the DVD at this point but went on to watch her do just that. Katrina looked great in a light pink mesh top, black panties and black boots. She also has a butt plug already lodged in her ass.

The scene begins with some nasty deep throat from Katrina and some rimming of John’s ass, which John obviously enjoys (well I suppose it is ass to mouth). The sex then begins with some initial pussy action in doggie but the butt plug is then removed so that we can move to doggie anal. The action then moves to a ball slapping spoon anal with plenty of breaks for ass to mouth. RCA follows, with great shots of Katrina’s bouncing breasts. Katrina now kicks off her boots for some missionary action, alternating between pussy and anal before some cowgirl anal with gaping and some flying cowgirl anal. No prizes for guessing that the scene ends with a swallowed facial.

This was another strong scene (pardon the pun). Katrina is attractive, with a great body and she knows how to be nasty. Plenty of positions and the boots were a bonus.

Katrina 9.0
Scene 9.0

If there is some nasty sex to be had then Tyla is never far away and here she is again, this time teaming up with black girl, Jada Fire. Tyla needs little introduction and looks great again here dressed in a black fence net outfit with transparent heels. Jada is dressed in similar attire.

The action begins with some g/g action before John arrives to have his cock worked over by two willing tongues. We then cut to spoon anal of Tyla with plenty of ATOGM from Jada. Its then time for Jada’s big giggly ass to be shown off in cowgirl before a RCA for both girls in turn. We then see John’s patented flying cowgirl for Tyla before he fucks her in missionary. A novel ending to the scene as John cums in Tyla’s ass which she squeezes out onto Jada’s tongue.

This is another hot scene, despite the fact that I wasn’t that keen on Jada. Plenty of energy from Tyla as usual and the ending added extra nastiness to the scene.

Tyla 9.0
Jada 7.0
Scene 8.5

“I’m here to taste ass”, announces Ashley as she enters the room dressed in a dark blue bra and panty set and black heels. I’ve spotted Ashley in a number of RLD trailers but this is the first time I’ve had the pleasure of watching this petite brunette work some cock.

Ashley proves her slut credentials by commencing to rim Michael’s ass before Michael returns the favour. Michael then gets into the spirit by sucking his own thumb after inserting it into Ashley’s butt.

The sex begins with spoon, including some erotic kissing and then missionary anal with plenty of vigorous ass to mouth from Ashley. We then get to admire Ashley’s fine ass in cowgirl before a RCA complete with gape. Some doggie and more missionary anal follow before a swallow from Ashley completes the scene.

This was a good scene, with plenty of energy and intensity from Ashley.

Ashley 8.5
Scene 9.0

The final mouth to ass-athon features raven haired cutie, Taylor Rain being double teamed by the tag team of John and Michael. Taylor was another star I was fortunate enough to meet in Vegas at this year’s Expo and she ranks alongside Katin as surely too sweet to fuck on film. Fortunately for us however, Taylor not only fucks for dollars she does so in style and with an uninhibited sluttiness which makes her ideal for this flick.

Taylor looks great in pink bra and panties and transparent heels and after a finger tasting from Taylor, Michael appears to prepare her ass with some anal beads. Following some short pussy doggie from Michael just to warm her up, she is taken into another room where John is waiting to fuck her little ass in spoon. This position looks fantastic as it allows us a great view of Taylor’s lean body.

Taylor is now taken doggie anal before she climbs aboard for some cowgirl anal which shows off her tight little butt to perfection. Taylor is now slammed in RCA and then Michael joins in to make it a reverse DP with plenty of patented squeaking from Taylor. Plenty of ass to mouth occurs before Taylor is switched around for a conventional DP and later a flying DP. I don’t think the guys wanted to stop (who can blame them) and so we get a lengthy doggie anal session before Taylor swallows both loads of cum.

This was a great scene from Taylor and evidence of why she is one of the top gonzo girls out there.

Taylor 9.5
Scene 9.0

EXTRAS

There is about 15 minutes of extra footage from the individual scenes, although I would have preferred an extra scene.

The behind the scenes consist of the usual photo shoots and short interviews with the girls.

CONCLUSION

If you enjoy hard, nasty sex, including ass to mouth, then really you cannot go wrong with this title. The girls, in particular the stars of the show in Lauren and Taylor, get a really good going over by the guys and rarely can a film boast more anal for your buck than this one. The cast is also top notch with every girl putting in a top performance.

The only minor criticism I would have is that the sex is often shot from too close in denying us the mouth watering shots of these ladies’ great bodies and the anal sex could become a lilt matter of fact in some scenes.

All in all however, this is a top title with a first class cast. If Platinum X can keep bringing together this kind of talent then they will have a great series on their hands.

ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS

This is a meaningful review for me because it is my first review featuring pictures. I had read with envy, reviews from the likes of Crucifixio Jones and Picman because they managed to include pictures, which for me greatly enhanced the review.

I am a bit of a technophobe and so a couple of months ago it seemed an impossibility that this would ever take place but thanks to the assistance and patience of a number of people it has happened. Thanks to CJ, Drew and in particular Picman for his many emails and the lovely Steph for posting the images.

If anyone has any comments or questions about this review then please contact me at geoff.davies4@ntlworld.com