Asian Chicks Big Black Dicks 3 (Juicy) Review
Juicy Entertainment
Studio: Juicy Entertainment
Category: Alt-Porn , Asian , Interracial
Starring: Mia Smiles, Jessica, Lyla Lei, Kayme Kai, Lana Violet
Released on: 6/30/2010
Rosco Fuji's ratings for this movie:
|
|
||||||||||||||||
Reviewed by Rosco Fuji on 8/27/2010
Asian Chicks Big Black Dicks 3 by Juicy can be described in 5 words; generic Asian girl black guy porn. This 5 scene 2 hour 15 minute release is easily forgotten and completely blends into the porn woodwork. It’s real hard to get excited over a release when the “big name stars” are Mia Smiles and Lana Violet. The comment is not to be construed as a slight to either one of those girls, as I like both very much, but even they couldn’t save this from oblivion.
Overall, all five scenes are the same, a straight M/F with the girl providing a little tease at the beginning and then a thuggish brother comes into the picture. Fortunately, the bros keep the chatter down to a minimum, but we do have a few clichés from the hood. We have the large obnoxious watch that seems to be in every shot, and also the standard do-rag on the guy’s head. Speaking of the watch, it’s in about 90% of the shots. When our view of the girl is obstructed, it’s by a forearm that gets in the way and it’s always the bling shot. Thinking about it, this release could be a shout out to all the homies in the hood, almost a “look at my watch G; it’s the latest in the stereotypical nigga accessory catalog.” I mean seriously; the bling shots and the overall lousy camera shots completely drive this into the ground. Do we get reverse cowgirl? Yeah, a little, but we opt more for the penetration shot almost in the background while we have the girl’s hip and the guy’s forearm in the foreground. Seriously guys, do you know how to aim a camera? If you have a female hip/guy forearm fetish, you’ll be in heaven here. Most popshots are a little weak on the volume, but the shot that decorates Lana’s face is by far the best as she does a great job of pushing the brotha batter back into her mouth from her cheeks. Lana also does a great job of providing excessive slobber during her head sequences. Extras include photos and 2 trailers.
Pluses: Lana’s slobbery blowjob sequences.
Overall, all five scenes are the same, a straight M/F with the girl providing a little tease at the beginning and then a thuggish brother comes into the picture. Fortunately, the bros keep the chatter down to a minimum, but we do have a few clichés from the hood. We have the large obnoxious watch that seems to be in every shot, and also the standard do-rag on the guy’s head. Speaking of the watch, it’s in about 90% of the shots. When our view of the girl is obstructed, it’s by a forearm that gets in the way and it’s always the bling shot. Thinking about it, this release could be a shout out to all the homies in the hood, almost a “look at my watch G; it’s the latest in the stereotypical nigga accessory catalog.” I mean seriously; the bling shots and the overall lousy camera shots completely drive this into the ground. Do we get reverse cowgirl? Yeah, a little, but we opt more for the penetration shot almost in the background while we have the girl’s hip and the guy’s forearm in the foreground. Seriously guys, do you know how to aim a camera? If you have a female hip/guy forearm fetish, you’ll be in heaven here. Most popshots are a little weak on the volume, but the shot that decorates Lana’s face is by far the best as she does a great job of pushing the brotha batter back into her mouth from her cheeks. Lana also does a great job of providing excessive slobber during her head sequences. Extras include photos and 2 trailers.
Pluses: Lana’s slobbery blowjob sequences.
Minuses: C list girls outside of Lana and Mia, lousy camera shots, excessive blocking of the girl by a guy’s forearm the always seems to be in the shot.
Sleaziness Factor (1-10): 2 for Lana’s excessive slobbering.
Is it worth it? Not at all, completely generic porn.
Check Prices for Asian Chicks Big Black Dicks 3 (Juicy)
The opinions expressed in this review of Asian Chicks Big Black Dicks 3 (Juicy) from Juicy Entertainment are not necessarily the opinions of Adult DVD Talk. Adult DVD Talk provides a public forum for consumers to post their DVD reviews. Adult DVD Talk does not edit these reviews.