Ashton's Auditions Review

Reviewed by Narcolepsy  on  7/9/2004

Okay so, somewhere in the annals of Jill Kelly Productions is a movie in their series When the Boyz Are Away. . . during the first 2 or so minutes of which Ashton Moore appears walks and sits down on the steps of a big beautiful house and calmly says, "I have an insatiable weakness for beautiful women", now when I saw that, I said to myself "Really? Well, so do I! Who is this chick?" Ashton Moore is drop dead gorgeous and really really enjoys women, she also really really enjoys toys, therefore watching her in scenes with them are no problem, as I am the stereotypical lezbian-scene-loving-toy-hater. I could watch this chick all day!

You could make the argument that the single best all-girl movie that JKP ever did was Dayton's Secret Paradise, but if it isn't then it s this ultra-overlooked gem of a movie, this movie is so cute, and the women soooooo beautiful together, its downright addictive to me. So the 'plot' here is that Ashton is auditioning new girls for what? I don't know, but she's auditioning them and I'm watching. These girls aren't all necessarily 'new' but they are new to Ashton, she's never done a scene with any of them (except the girl in the last one and Jenna and Cindy who don't really count because none of them are actually being auditioned), its kind of a lesbian casting couch (which is a good title for a movie. . . hmmmm).

First up Ashton jumps up and turns on her hidden camera (our angle) and waits on her first girl! Who is it? Its Ramona fuckin Love! Ramona Luv is hot, performs way better with women than men and she and Ashton have fantastic chemistry. How awkward the beginning of this scene is, might make you wonder if this was actually Ramona's 1st scene or not, she looks directly into the (hidden) camera and just looks kinda fidgety answering Ashton's sex laced questions. Anyway, eventually they get to fucking. Ashton takes the 1st dive and gives Ramona a nice working over before whipping out a toy to finish her off, Ramona returns the favor (different toy) really smoothish (now I know smoothish, but if you saw this scene you would probably say, "Damn that's smoothish!"). Really cute scene, Ramona has a beautiful pussy and pealing off that white gstring is sexy as hell, and Ashton leaves the black mini-skirt on the entire time. Bravisimo!

Auditioning for Ms. Moore next is Phoenix Ray (who i've never seen before and could not pick out of a police lineup which included her, my mother, myself and a cat). Also joining them is Cindy Crawford (JKP's resident nasty girl) who plays the role of Ashton's secretary and suggest that they try to "open her up a little bit". She adds more than a suggestion eventually as she's soon on her knees giving Phoenix a pretty good tongue lashing. Everyone, of course, gets there shot at being the center of attention, the highlight of which being the rather decent usage of the dreaded double headed dildo between Cindy and Phoenix as Ashton provides THE WORLD'S GREATEST BACKGROUND! by masturbating. Least favorite scene of the movie, but still damn good!

Don't know why Ashton would feel the need to Audition Alaura Eden whose been in about as many JKP movies as any non-contract girl not named April, but she does anyway (i guess it just so happened that she hadn't worked with Alaura). She also enlists the help Jenna Haze (and everybody loves Jenna Haze) who seemingly forgets the 'plot' of the movie and just starts going after Eden (thats okay I forgot the plot around the time when it said "Jill Kelly Productions Presents"). This scene is the best so far, absolutely gorgeous, the 3 get it on (like the late great Barry White used to say! Dammit!) GET IT ON, on a blanket in front of an active fireplace. The highlight being very early in the scene after Jenna gets Alaura completely naked (save the high heels which JKP so loves) she takes a lick at her pussy, looks at Ashton and says "Wanna taste?" to which Ashton responds "of course I do" (who the hell doesn't? Its a very cute moment and I'm happy. I also like the fact that this scene goes a good 5 minutes deep before anyone that is not Alaura gets naked! Thats different and hot! Little strap on for Ashton from Eden (fat dildo) and PTM for Jenna, who gets the final orgasm here in an absolute gorgeous scene.

Next! Ashton's Auditions might have been the second or third time I saw Cytherea (EP and a Dayton movie I think were the first 2) and of course she does her thing and its hot so, despite buying this one on star power alone I was pretty happy to see her included in the cast (of course her name is misspelled in the opening credits and everyone is happy). (She does sound like some enemy from Xena: Warrior Princess) Okay, what happens at the beginning of this scene is a large part of what makes me love this movie so much, a small little occurence in this scene alone, and its not what you might be thinking (because Cytherea is in the scene, but you do get some of THAT). Okay so, Cytherea comes into the scene (Ashton & Jenna are already waiting for her on the bed), Ashton says hi, introduces herself, she then introduces her Jenna. . . The look on this chick's face when she sees Jenna- PRICELESS. She even makes a little noise and pushes her face in towards Jenna, cute as hell, sexy as hell, and I've yet to see a vagina! Of course its Cytherea so she squirts on just about everything in the room, once which made the movie, once which made the intro to the movie (which was seriously more impressive than the one in the scene. But lost in all the squirting is the fact that Cytherea can eat some good pussy (does a particular good job on Ashton). Very Impressive!

Last up is not really an audition at all its a scene with Brittney Skye and Ashton, I could watch these two in every movie in every scene, wouldn't bother me, its hot, they kiss alot, they talk to each other, heavy breathing is kinda dumb, but I'd need the light of the sun to comb over this one to find a fault. Brittney's pussy is amazing, so much so that Ashton even says "She has the best pussy ever", (Ashton's pussy is different to say the least, there isn't a non squirter with a wetter pussy making porn today, truly a wonderful thing). They eat each other they fuck each other and at the end of the day, they watch all the hidden footage from Ashton's day.

Movie over, okay lemme complain about something. I would have loooooooved to see a bts on this one due to Ashton's and Jenna's response to Cytherea's squirting, but instead there are bts' from other movies besides this one. Kudos however to the look here, I love the soft thing, it kind of looks hazy which adds to the type of movie its supposed to be. Call me too easy to please but downright gorgeous women fucking each other is top notch, beautiful women, beautiful pussy, beautiful every damn thing!