Apocalypse Babylon Review

Reviewed by bono-ONE  on  10/7/2003

Well this is not your typical gonzo porn film, this one has a bit of a plot to it. It seems Honey is playing a character called Babylon and she has a relationship with Dario who is an associate of Hershel Savage who is a crime boss. There is more to the story which I will slowly give away as the review goes along. But I want to wet your appetite and so does J.P. Honey as she shows off her buxom body, I like her new boobs!! The film is not as clear as it is in later scenes, it had a color hue to it almost pinkish which was the color of her outfit. You will also notice a little red dot in the middle of her forehead which will be important later in the storyline.

After this nice footage of Honey we see a good looking blowjob delivered by her to Dario, though I don't think you ever see him, you know it's him after watching the behind the scenes. The eye contact was good plus there's some close views shot for this bj making it most enjoyable and Honey sucks on his cock for a good extended period. She then calls Dario her knight in shining armour, is this a ploy-- stay tuned! This atmosphere of reds and pinks was interesting but I'm not one for finding huge meanings in things like this so let's get back to the hot bj!! I thought the blowjob lasting this long was great as Honey did a fine job servicing his cock and she even offers another compliment say Dario has the best cock in the world. This turns out to be a bj only scene which is cool and Honey takes a great pop with some good cleanup. Then we get some freaky vodoo music with flashing images of a guys face appearing.

Our next little bit of the story sees Herschel Savage looking at a music cd from the Greedlove Institute--- these are the bad guys,lol. It seems Mr. Savage ends up taking a bullit befoe the end of the movie so this will be his last day on earth. Well he at least has a hottie to share a fling with before he checks out. Vanessa does a sexy striptease for him and after a quick kiss she's sucking on his cock. Once again the close views are utilized effectively for this blowjob. Super eye contact and she gets his cock nice and wet. Oh, a nice 69 is shot with her on top. That ass looks incredible as Herschel spread those cheeks to get at her pussy. The sex started with a slow developing cowgirl, again the bootie was looking good. There's some grinding action as well before Mr. Savage turns her over for a close insertion shot into mish. The close views continue with the spoon position which also featured the first anal action The picture quality is much improved for this scene. Ok! RCA was a real treat as she gets a great bounce going and her ass/ pussy is coming towards us at times. Herschel soon delivers a good pop and the cleanup was fine as well.

Next we move to a different guy in the story, Dario, who like I said is the right hand man of Mr. Savage's crime lord. It seems he has a thing for the ladies, well he did get a bj from Honey so I'd agree with that! Honey, in fact, makes a reappearance and she has a little "harmless" drink for Dario to swallow. What should one have to fear from a gorgeous girl in sexy pink lingerie-- well she's a brainwashed zombie on a mission to .... wait I can't give it away just yet!!! She's looking all innocent as she offers this spiked drink to Dario who has been drinking them ever since they hooked up so we find out later on he's been having some strange dreams but again that's later on! He doesn't drink to much before he heads out to see his boss Herschel and the two of them have a conversation about women. Herschel points out they have agendas within agendas and that they are much smarter than we are. Honey then comes out to give Dario a flower, a red one! We see just how pussy whipped he is as he feels compelled to say he loves her after she says the same to him. Hope this storyline isn't to confusing! It all makes much better sense at the end of the movie, isn't that always the case, you hope so anyway!! Honey then receives a cryptic phonecall from Special Agent Mike who sets up a meeting with her to give Honey the spec for the next part of her assignment, ok that also will be explained later!

Hercshel then drives off with Dario and soon they arrive at his first appointment. He leaves Dario in the car and once he gets inside the building he is jumped by two girls, Lexi Matthews who is the real skinny girl and Alex Milano who is also small but looks older than her friend. The two girls want him to show them the dog? He then barks like a dog and thankfully we got outside where Dario slips in the special cd from the Greedlove Institute and this immediately puts him in a trance like state. Some bubbly noises are heard and he writes down Sustance 7 on his notebook with a qustion mark after the #7. You also see quick shots of a bald guys wearing a rob and he's just staring straight ahead-- you will see him several more times in the flick and I will let you know this is the bad guy, Arthur Greedlove! Back to Herschel who is nude and the girls have his tie around his neck as a leash. Some degrading talk is directed to him and soon after the girls begin a nice tag team bj. The picture quality is good here as well. As for sex a well shot cowgirl leads off with that ass coming towards us nicely when the shot is up close. They move to doggie next with Herschel barking a couple of times. We see some mish action and the girls are kissing at the same time. Then still in mish Lexi sits on Alex's face for some hot pussy licking and just listen to that mattress squeak, lol. There's a little P2OGM before we move to RCA and this looked hot as Herschel slowly probes Alex's tight ass. Lexi leans down to lick the pussy before moving back up for some more kissing. A brief mish anal leads to a shared pop for these two blonds who also share the cleanup.

We then get more images of Arthur who all of a sudden gets up and starts playing salsa music! This is one strange flick! He then goes into a room where Taylor Lynn and Holly Day await him. You'll notice right off that they have the same red dots on their foreheads that Honey had in the first scene. With perfect zombie like expressions they both say " Baby want fuck!" They then have Arthur lie down and a great tag team blowjob is shot. I loved Holly sitting on his face for some hot pussy lovin while Taylor continued sucking his cock below and eventually she too will have a seat on his face for some pussy licking!! Taylor also does the hot act of bending down to lick her nipples! As for sex we get some solid strokeable positions including cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, mish, and there's anal shot in spoon for Taylor. We get a shared pop and cleanup to close a pretty good scene.

Moving back to Herschel and Dario it seems Mr. Savage has a bit of a cash he wants invested with this Arthur Greedlove character. Arthur creates some mischief when he asks Herschel about Dario, how comfortable he is with him working for him. Seems Arthur suspects Dario of being under deep cover for some organization, uh huh, like we know he's behind the strange dreams Dario is having but Herschel doesn't! We then get a "commercial" for the Greedlove Institute and he poses some different scenarios about God, like he is an apple and all he wants you to do is take a bit. Of course we get mind control type effects shown as he is talking. This is one strange flick my friends! Later on in the story Herschel receives a call from the mysterious Arthur saying Dario is indeed a mole working for the other side-- not sure which side though! Arthur wants Dario eliminated, wonder why?

Dario arrives home after a long strange day at work and he finds his lady in the company of another lady, Heidi, who just happens to be an old flame of his! Dario slurps down one of those special drinks from Honey and he soon drifts off leaving the ladies to put on a nice show for us!! The two girls start out with some kissing and then they taste each others nice breasts. Heidi is the first to eat pussy and this was good action with Honey soon reciprocating. Nice views as both girls pleasure the others kittie plus we get some rimming from Honey! A toy is then used by both girls, it was one of those that stretched from pussy to pussy!! After their lovemaking is done Heidi doses off which gives Honey the perfect opportunity to slip on the device which I presume makes the girl a zombie! Some nice effect shots are seen and then we move to Dario who wakes up and finds the couch empty where the girls had been fucking. He soon sees Heidi at a desk slumped over and upon waking her she sits up with the red hole in her head and as it's fresh there is blood dripping from her mouth covering a good bit of her chest. She then says the mantra for Baby want Fuck as she follows Dario who is in total shock! Heidi dies though, and Dario cuts her body up, thankfully we don't see that just a bloody saw and you see her head and a partial leg/ foot. The head then turns into Herschel's head and he mentions Dario needn't fear sharing 100% information with him? Ok the actual Herschel soon shows up after Dario has done the cleanup. We then move to a shot of Honey walking with a book which contains Herschel's important financial info. She meets up with Special Agent Mike and still under the mind control influence she says the phrase Baby Want Fuck. So we get our third scene with the lovely Honey and she delivers a fine blowjob and in this scene she gets fucked also in doggie, mish, and she's analized in spoon and RC before they try some titty fucking and Honey receives a great facial for her efforts! It seems Honey is working for the fuzz as Special Agent Mike says he will put in a good word for her with her PO or parole officer. However in a bizarre but fitting development we see an image of Special Agent Mike lying down with a bag wrapped around his head, dead.

Back to Herschel and Dario who are having a strange conversation as Honey is invading Dario's brain with images which confuses Herschel who draws a gun and eventually shoots his right hand man. Mr. Savage then finds a vhs, yes I said vhs, tape with the word Ruminations written on it. Putting it in the vcr Dario's face comes on and he describes the strange dreams that have been flooding his mind ever since he's met Babylon, Honey's character. Herschel then receives another call from Arthur who tells him with great joy that he has his banking information and that this will fund his "research" for a long long time. Herschel makes some crack about dancing on his grave and Arthur quips back he likes dancing! Upon hanging up Herschel turns around only to find Honey appearing out of nowhere and she's packing heat which she uses to strike down Herschel.She leaves and gets into a car with Mr. Greedlove himself and they share a kiss. So ends the strangest porn flick I've ever seen. It had some great sex. Taylor and Holly's scene with Claudio-- that's the guy playing Greedlove, and Honey shines in her three scenes with some nice pussy licking done to Velvet Rose and her anal was shot well. I found the story a bit odd but hey it's porn and I'm here for the sex which was good when it was shown.

Extras & Final Thoughts:

Ok for extras we have Behind and Inside which is an excellent look into the making of this bizarre flick!! Watchi it to learn more about the story, perhaps it will clear up any lingering questions you have!! You can actually watch the flick with no sex, that's a first for me plus there are story boards for the film. There's also a 6 song music soundtrack you can listen to and finally there's a photo gallery and trailers you can check out for other Evolution releases. So there you have it, a most interesting flick and the hardcore raincoater who wants a little edge to their porn should check this one out. The actings not to bad and the more important area the sex is taken care of with some solid work by several ladies, Taylor, Holly, Velvet, and especially Honey the films star! Not sure if I want to see another film like this one but I can appreciate the effort that was put into this and it yielded a good finished product!