Annette Schwarz's Fairly Abused Review

Reviewed by Rosco Fuji  on  8/27/2009

*****Alert Alert***** I was only able to watch Annette Schwarz’s Fairly Abused #1 on my laptop, somehow it wasn’t coded to play on my DVD player. That being said, on to the show. This release features Annette Schwarz, Alysha Laine, and Aurora, (FYI not Aurora Snow.) Annette is featured in roughly and hour and a half of the this release. First scene out she shows her impressive cock sucking skills by inhaling any of the pork swords and balls that are put in her face. That’s right, cock and balls at the same time. Granted the guys aren’t super huge, but it’s impressive enough as it is. At any giving time there are only 2 cocks in the scene so as to highlight Annette without a lot of hairy man ass, but there are roughly 6 in the scene. They tag in and out, and we really only see the cock and balls, not much else of the performer. A little double oral weenie love, but not excessive by any stretch. The guys slap her a little, choke her a little, and also spit in her face and mouth quite a bit. When it comes time to paste her face, Annette wants the penis pudding in her mouth, but somehow it’s decided that she wants the cum in her eye. Her right eye is held open and the guy strokes off a load into it. I’m squeamish about eyeball things, so fortunately, it wasn’t a Peter North style blast. Annette takes the next shot to her mouth, and at this point we discover that there are at least 6 guys in the scene as she takes quite a few loads into her mouth. A little mugging for the camera and down it goes. At this point, Annette is lying on the couch and two guys start pissing into her mouth. Yes you heard me, pissing in her mouth. Annette coughs most of it out onto her chest as the guys could have put out a small campfire with the amount they gave her. IMHO, this part of the scene could have been hotter if Annette was on her knees letting said leakage run down her chest onto her tits for her to rub around. This part of the scene ends and Annette runs around outside under a bridge. She’s half naked at this point and falls asleep. Sleeping Beauty doesn’t get awakened by a kiss, put rather a piss as a cock appears in the corner of the screen and pisses in Annette’s face. Another guy rubs out a load of jizz on Annette and also kicks some dirt and dust into her face. Annette does a standing piss scene before running away. Way too much non sex stuff here that I fast forwarded through in this portion of the disk.

Next up, we go to a warehouse for Alysha Laine’s gangbang. Alysha is pushed around the warehouse in wheelchair before settling into the guys in front of her. This scene runs a half hour or so and Alysha puts in a great effort. Limited double oral weenie love. The guys reward her with a mouth and faceful of sack sauce. This scene is very stroke worthy as it focuses on Alysha. Very nice indeed.

Annette returns for another scene which is kind of a letdown compared to the rest of the disk as there is only 1 guy and no pissing into her mouth. When it’s time for the popshot, Annette is rewarded for her effort with a handful of baby batter. Keeping with some of her freak show antics, Annette snorts the cum out of the palm of her hand.

Next up is Aurora who is very cute also. Aurora starts her scene blowing the 5 or 6 guys lined up. After a few minutes of assembly line blow jobbing, the guys start in with the fucking. Limited double oral weenie love. Aurora does a great job overall and looks very cute with a mouth and faceful of cum at the conclusion of her scene. Very stroke worthy cumclusion.

The final scene has Annette returning for a little bit of a foot job on the guy. Nothing special here as I fast forwarded through this scene. Kind of hard to get excited about a foot job after we’ve had all of the above action.

Extras: 4 trailers of fetish themed releases.

Overall opinion: The girls are very hot and look great with a mouthful of cum. All three cumshot finales are very strokeable. The non gangbang activity really sets this back a step or two, but those three gangbang scenes really carry this release and push it forward. Personally, I didn’t care for the two handed choking. The pissing could have been handled a little differently to make it more appealing. I could have also done without the cum to the eyeball shot, but that’s just me.