Annette Schwarz is Slutwoman Review
Elegant Angel
Studio: Elegant Angel
Category: Gonzo
Directed by: Mason
Starring: Manuel Ferrara, Michael Stefano, Sandra Romain, Annette Schwarz
Released on: 9/25/2007
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Reviewed by Crucifixio Jones on 11/24/2007
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Female Sexuality As Presented By Mason and Annette Schwarz |
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  2007, 3 hours and 35 minutes Elegant Angel Directed by MASON Starring Annette Schwarz  | |||||
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”Because it’s you and me, I think [the fans] will know it’s something crazy.” Annette Schwarz is spot-on in her assessment of the expectations placed and she and Mason for this film. The two make quite the naughty duo and exhibit a fun chemistry together. Mason herself becomes a character of sorts during this escapade, sometimes acting on Annette’s behalf, posing the questions that perhaps Schwarz has likely refused to ask herself and also managing to be the devil on Schwarz’s shoulder, voicing what Annette won’t and requesting when and what Annette at times simply can not. Annette, through her unabashedly freaky sex scenes and her candid and frank answers about her sexuality, lays her soul bare and what we find at the core is a woman who is the ultimate contradiction: someone who manages to be a dominating force through her acts of willful submission. | |||||
| Scene One: Annette Schwarz with Manuel Ferrara | |||||
 Many feminists would argue that female sexuality is shaped by male dominance, physically constructed by male power and this process embeds in women’s psyches early on distinct ideas of male superiority and their own submissive nature. This sexual inequality is acted out here, with Annette cast as a whining and perhaps neglected pet, wearing a latex bodysuit with paws for hands and a leash attached to her neck (objectifying women in this way or reducing them to mimicking animals tends to offend even some hardcore adult film fans, especially those who would be Mason’s detractors but these same people grew up having no problem calling women “chicks” or the traditional image of the Playboy “bunny” or Penthouse “pet”, ironically). She waits patiently near a dog dish for her master Manuel Ferrara to return home. She whimpers as her Master ignores her but the up-until-now black-and-white scene bursts into color when Ferrara finally acknowledges her presence. Displeased with her behavior while he was out, Manuel decides that what Annette needs is discipline. Schwarz’s owner teases her nipples and slaps her face in a gradual build to the sex, slowly inserting his cock into her pussy from behind while she lies flat on her stomach, his thumb in her ass. He makes it very clear that she is his property and even makes her repeat it as she subjects herself to his every whim, including anal in spoon, cowgirl and doggie while he tugs her long blonde tresses, occasionally ignoring her pleas to stop. Ferrara rewards Annette by firing his jizz directly onto her lips and tongue. It splashes against her face and falls into the silver bowl just below her mouth. Breathless, Annette slurps it all up greedily and swallows. The bowl licked clean and her Master satisfied, Annette closes her eyes and reflects calmly as the scene fades to black. | |||||
| Scene Two: Annette Schwarz with Andrew Andretti, Buster Good, Scott Lyons & Johnny Fender | |||||
 Mason catches up to Annette during the day on the street and Schwarz takes Mason on a short walk towards a “surprise.” Schwarz makes the jaunt an adventure of sorts, stopping various times along the way to make friends in very interesting ways with random denizens. After much public flashing and groping on her part and that of her newfound pals, Annette finally leads Mason to a warehouse where Andrew Andretti, Buster Good, Scott Lyons and Johnny Fender lie in wait. ”I don’t have to do much work; you guys are already hard!” Schwarz happily exclaims as she begins swallowing each sword to the hilt, surprising even Mason with her balls-to-the-wall intensity and insatiable voraciousness. ”Oh shit! You are so nasty. You are so great.” It’s just as hot to hear how turned on Mason clearly is behind the camera as it is to watch the blowbang. At times, it’s honestly difficult to tell who is getting off more on this display, Annette or Mason. One can see why. Watching Annette beg for and coax the cum out of the four men surrounding her in her German accent will likely have young women approaching her for years to come, claiming they “learned” something of value from Schwarz, citing her as inspirational and educational. Schwarz holds all four loads, gargles and instead of simply swallowing it – get this – spits it out into her hand and fucking SNORTS the cum up her nose. I was so NOT ready for that. ”You are so full of surprises today!” Mason giggles before Annette lifts the garage door to reveal a literal truckload of more mopes.  | |||||
| Scene Three: Annette Schwarz with a Gaggle of Guys | |||||
 Schwarz lines up the boys and takes a head count before attacking each cock. Mason offers suggestions, like a naughty girlfriend as Annette makes her way around the room. ”Tell me what they taste like!” she laughs. Schwarz is in hog heaven when Mason asks her to surround herself with just the black cocks in the room. She eventually touches every cock in the room, jerking one young man off so well he can’t help but cum on her face. Then she demands to eat everyone’s ass, lining everyone up for that before it’s time for them to drop their man muck on her face. The loads are especially large, blinding Schwarz and covering her face in a mask of hot sticky wax early. She smiles, ”I wanna see myself!” I lose count of exactly how many blasts of jizz Annette ends up with on her face by scene’s end but suffice it to say, it’s quite a few as some guys offer more than one load. Annette waves goodbye to the guys after they give her a round of well-deserved applause and Mason follows her out onto the street. Mason’s excitement is almost uncontrollable as she shoots Schwarz walking the streets, her face literally dripping with fresh goo. ”It’s coming off your nose! Lemme see! Lemme see you!” The voice behind the camera can only be described as giddy. That is, until we hear police sirens. Oops. | |||||
| Scene Four: Annette Schwarz with Deep Threat & Friend | |||||
 You can’t help but smile at Annette and Mason’s conversation before this scene. As the story goes, Schwarz has only seen her partner today in a trailer for a Joey Silvera movie and decided he was hot and wanted to fuck him. Good friend that she is, Mason arranged the shoot but kept the two from meeting until the camera was rolling. The anticipation you see is real. Pre-scene, Annette is so nervous or rather, anxious, her hands are shaking. To her credit, Annette looks fantastic as she saunters out to meet her fantasy, Deep Threat. Relieved, she turns to Mason, smiling and says, ”It’s the right guy.” Threat tongue bathes Annette’s pussy before letting her go wild on his dick. She deep throats it, gags on it and swallows his cock and balls simultaneously before he comes around to fuck her from behind. Schwarz lets fly with language some might find objectionable (and I know you’re thinking, “What on Earth could a porn star say that I’d find objectionable?” Just take my word for it.) After a bit of standing doggie, Schwarz is insane, deeply inhaling the aroma of Threat’s cock and wrapping both her hands around her own throat while she sucks it. Unbeknownst to Annette, Deep Threat also brought along a friend and if you thought she was happy with just him, she’s reduced to a quivering mass once she’s being pounded hard at both ends. As they fuck her ass in every position imaginable, they taunt her as she pleads for more. ”I bet you ain’t know we was gon do this shit, huh? Thug it out like this.” When all is said and done, all parties are left spent. Mason asks, ”So how’d you like it?” Annette grins and replies, ”I’m dead. It was exactly how I thought it would be, how I hoped it would be.” There’s quite a bit of post-scene banter with all the principles, getting their thoughts on the scene and how it all came together. | |||||
| Scene Five: Annette Schwarz with Michael Stefano | |||||
 Annette and Stefano get it on in an empty sunlight-soaked studio with hardwood floors. The room itself is littered with various stanchions, which the two use as props, Annette being bound to one when the scene begins, Michael leaning against one as she swallows his prick and of course, being fucked against when Schwarz finally backs her ass onto Stefano’s cock and they essay standing doggie. When the two are done in this position, a sturdy stanchion is just the support Stefano needs to trap Annette’s head between that beam of wood and the beam of wood he drives to the back of her throat. Her head sandwiched between them both, Michael grabs ahold of the upright and pulls his crotch deeper into Schwarz’s face. Doggie, vag and anal, follows before the couple gets really close and immerse themselves within each other anal cowgirl, whispering encouragement and dirty talk in between kisses. Stefano finishes in standing doggie anal with Annette and then covers her face with thick ropes of semen, painting her face to resemble a strudel from her homeland. | |||||
| Scene Six: Annette Schwarz with Sandra Romain | |||||
 A feather duster attached to her mouth by a gag device, Annette is Sandra Romain’s incompetent maid in this scene. After a long day at work, Romain comes home to find trash in the hallway. She tracks down Schwarz who is dusting a piece of artwork nearby. Slipping on a white glove, Sandra checks her work but is displeased when she finds dust. If Annette wants to keep her job, she’s going to have to find another way to make her demanding boss happy. She dusts Sandra’s shiny red pumps with her mouth but Romain is still not satisfied. She lifts her black dress to reveal matching red latex bottoms for Schwarz to admire. Not good enough. Sandra removes the feather duster from Annette’s mouth, allowing her a new tool to dust her body with. Lying Annette back on the floor, kissing her body all over and roughly massaging her tits, Sandra slaps Schwarz’s face and tits HARD before rolling her onto her belly and giving her ass similar treatment. When they move to another part of the house Sandra, still barking orders, allows Schwarz a bit more control, allowing her to work over her pussy with her tongue and fingers, her legs spread wide, culminating in her squirting directly into Annette’s face. Now on her knees, it’s Annette’s turn and Sandra makes her cum all over her fingertips and lick them clean. Schwarz fingerbangs herself silly while Romain rubs Annette’s own juices all over her face. With Annette rapidly fingering her asshole, Romain hovers over Schwarz’s face and rains girl juices down on her when she orgasms yet again. In love with the taste, Annette put Sandra on her back and talks dirty to her until she cums one more time. Even Sandra is impressed. ”I fucking love your sick mind.”, she says. You almost expect to hear “The Lonely Man” (the music made famous during the closing credits of “The Incredible Hulk” television series) play when Sandra Romain sets Annette free to roam the streets and Schwarz walks alongside the road, flashing the oncoming traffic in slow motion. Special Features:
 Overall: Juxtaposing full-color and explosive sex scenes with revealing black-and-white interview segments like a deranged Victor Fleming, Mason remains simultaneously parts Larry Clark, Gregg Araki and David Lynch, all in the body of an enigmatic porn directrix, crafting something that viewers will not be capable of peeling their eyes away from, not that I believe for one second anyone will ever be inclined to try. This DVD should have been authored so that fast-forwarding or skipping chapters was impossible (like Lynch’s Mullholland Dr.). Choosing Mason to helm this project was a no-brainer and a natural marriage; only another woman could dig as deep, with such understanding and truly open up the most sensational star to arrive on these shores from Germany since Katja Kassin. Make no mistake, this romp through a few days in her life is as much an experience for the viewer as it is for the participants. A provocative interpretation of one woman's sexual freedom, liberation and finding herself through expression and demonstration, Annette Schwarz is Slutwoman is like no installment of the Slutwoman series before it and whatever follows has one hell of an unenviable task ahead.  |
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