Anally Yours... Love, Shyla Stylez Review

Theme: compilation of anal scenes

Shyla Stylez is anally mine? Ooh, get out of the way! I know it's only a title but the thought of that lovely bottom being spread and offered up is like a shot of viagra – pure, virtual viagra. You know what they say: the main sex organ is the mind. This Canadian tart has been my favourite since I first viewed Ass Worship 2. Seeing her get d.p'd by Lex and Erik Everhard made me weak at the knees. This disc might just be a comp. but I am hoping for good things from her.

Don't be misled: this is not wall-to-wall Shyla Stylez. She only appears in scene one, taken from 'A-List 2'. We see her crawling around a shag-pile rug, wearing a luminous pink top - her tits are practically bursting out of it. After playing with a clear plastic butt plug we get a nice blow job scene, some of it POV, then a cowgirl fuck and a doggy ass-fuck. After some reverse cowgirl and spoon, the guy cums in her mouth. A good scene but not great. 3.5/5

For the next scene (from 'Educating Nikki') Hustler seem to have rented an empty night club. This means the lighting is subdued. Amber Rayne wears a red shift and Nikki Nine is in a shiny black outfit although she just watches the action. Amber is a slim girl with auburn hair and fairly flat in the chest department. She gets straight into fucking and sucking the two guys; in fact the whole scene has a hurried look about it - as if the director has told her 'you've got ten minutes to make these guys cum' (in fact she takes eleven). Viewers get their fill of dp's in both positions and her partners then cum in her mouth. Routine. 2.5/5

Brooke Haven (from 'A-List 1') is difficult to weigh up. She is a hard-looking blonde with enhanced tits who is the very opposite of vulnerable: she always looks rather statuesque and 'in control'. Brooke likes very heavy eye make-up – the same in every scene. We
see her sitting astride a deep bath, wanking with a dildo. She is teetering on some on extra high-heels – it must be like walking about on stilts. Leaving the bathroom she happens to encounter a guy who is hard and ready to fuck. That's a lucky break! She goes into her lap dancer routine, rubbing up against him. Then she kneels down and starts sucking but she looks horribly uncomfortable on a hard wooden floor. She slides into reverse cowgirl, anal and an attempt at gape shots, but Ms Haven does not gape – not very easily, that is. The best bit is the sitting-on-a-stool-sticking-her-ass-out scene, where we see some serious gaping. After some mish he shoots into her mouth and she spews it out. A not-very-attractive girl who does quite good scenes. 3/5

The Kelly Wells scene is from 'Anal Extremes 2' and an old friend.
I have seen it and liked it before. To begin, she is whispering into the ear of a grotesque chimpanzee, stuffed, mind you. The ape is holding a tray of dildos (Jeez, where do the directors get this – they must have some weird dreams!). However, Kelly being what she is, within less than a minute she is on her back, naked, sucking off one guy and taking the other in her ass along with two of the dildos. Phew! She sucks greedily and gets well and truly stuffed. There is an animalistic quality about this scene. Amidst the growling, Ms Wells has her limits however: at one point she cautions 'not so hard'. The guys ring all the changes, using every orifice. This includes piledriver, reverse cowgirl, double anal and a brief d.p. She takes both loads in the mouth and swallows. 3.5/5

Two scenes to go….

Trina Michaels comes to us from 'Butt Buffet'. She has a rather sleazy look with mid-brown hair, black stockings and suspenders. There is minimal lead-in with the camera-man lying on the floor shooting her tits and ass. She fingers herself and the guy starts ass-licking and then fucks her. She keeps up a stream of dirty talk. As before, she finishes with a mouth full of semen. 2.5/5

Lastly we have Sophia in a scene from 'Butt Fucked'. If you thought Trina had a dirty mouth, listen to this one: she has got the market cornered in oral filth. Alternately she barks orders at the guys, and then begs them to cum. 'Fuck me like a nasty bitch', 'Fucking dirty mother fuckers', and so on. OK, it is not Shakespeare but this is a porn film. You wouldn't criticise King Lear because nobody gets fucked up the ass. It's horses for courses. Sophia starts off in an orange bikini, which is almost coming off in the first scene. We gets lots of dp-ing and then one of the guys alternates between her cunt and ass. Again, an oral ejaculation. 2.5/5

Summing up, this is a very fair, meat-and-potatoes compilation: nothing special but six solid scenes. There is no BTS in the 'extras' but you get seven Hustler trailers and a slide show.