Anal Swine 1 Review

General Impression
Punk porn ? Gonzo ( as in Hunter Thompson-esque) porn ? Well, maybe so, cuz here we have director/performer Rob Rotten's visual homage to Hunter, and visceral homage to punk sensibility colliding cock first in this dvd. So how's the sex ?

Sex Highlights
Look at the cast list. Buncha cuties right ? Yeah. All do anal here. So now it doesnt seem too freaky then eh ? Well... Wonder what the ' Fear and Loathing' one mighta looked like doing the nasty ? Check out Rob's take, as he dp's the petite pairing of Kat and Jamie Elle. Nice load sharing to end their anal adventures in Gonzo-land.

Frustrated porn-shelf stocker, Johnny Thrust conks his noggin' and imagines the perfect anal dream girl come to life, to make his anal dreams come true. Who better to embody the anal ideal than Taryn Thomas ! I liked that the vast majority of the anal here takes place in mish, a very sexy and under utilized position as far as porn these days goes. Anyhow. Taryn is a nasty talking delight here, and soooo easy on the eyes, gasp. After asking for a drink of come, Johnny gives the smiling Taryn her request, a tongue full o' man-milk. Too bad it's only in poor Johnny's dream, lol.

Two really good fantasies/scenarios are involved here. One, the mistress/wife tag team on hubby scenario. Also the old as time, horny ' french maid' scenario. Missy as the punk mistress, and Ginger as the previously uptight sexually wife had me hooked. Lucky Jay Ashley gets anally enjoy these sexy, willing asses, damn. They too at the end share the fruits of Jay's love pickle. Nasty as nasty can be, Sandra Romain plays the horny cleaning lady. How nasty ? So nasty that her masturbatory use of her toilet plunger is ' censored'. Damn. Walking in on the fun are Alec Knight and Rick Masters, who then proceed to tag team Sandra, dp-ing her vigorously in mish and doggy dp. Each then gets a chance to drill her ass solo style before the bizarre end. Remember that toilet plunger ? Well, Sandra turns it cup side up, and has Rick and Alec fill it up with their special sauce...which Sandra then greedily gulps down ! Wow.

Negatives
One scene that didn't work as well was the Jayna/Richard Kline scene. Nice premise, Jayna as a morose ' goth-girl' , who only registers a pulse when engaged in sexual antics. Unfortunately after some nice anal lovin' , and a some vigorous oral/hand assistance, ol' Rick delivers a teeeny drip of come on poor Jayna's dry tongue. Bummer dude. I hated that there were no BTS or extras of any kind here. Boo.

The DVD
No quibbles over the sound/visuals here, it all seemed ok by me. Lotsa punk rock music here, get past or get into, depending on your' musical taste.

Summary
In all candor, going in, I didnt think I was gonna like this dvd much. However, I appreciate the attempt to shake up the at-large filmic tendencies in today's porn by trying something a bit different. THIS is what the ' New Wave Hookers' update/remake shoulda been. Irreverence , beautiful women, hot anal sex, good scenarios = good time. Would rate this disk a bit higher had they bothered to throw in some cast BTS or interviews. Still, definately worth a look see.

peace, barrettman .