Anal Intensive 5 Review

Expectations

While I do fancy myself a big EuroGirl fan, I've never been a huge Woodman fan. Contrary to many others, I've never considered his work with Private to be all that good. He had a few moments when he connected with me, but for the most part, I found it to be really average porn. I've heard he has adopted a bit of a different style with Hustler, so I'm looking forward to seeing if I like it a bit better.

Capsule Review

While the disc states that there are 5 scenes on this disc, in actuality there are 2. Let me explain. The first scene establishes a mechanical series of motions for the girls to go through. 4 of the 5 girls go through exactly the same motions, right down to the sex. How fucking boring! Only one girl does anything unique.

Technical

The audio and video are very good.

Director

Pierre Woodman

Extras

Bonus footage, photo gallery, director's profile, trailers

Target Audience

Eurogirl fans, Gonzo fans

Scene Review

Scene 1 - Daniella

First off, let me say that I really appreciate the way that this DVD labels the performers at the beginning of each scene. As a reviewer who has wrestled with IDs, this is a huge help.

Daniella is a very attractive blonde with mile long legs and she looks amazing in her mini skirt. She goes up to a non-descript room and immediately disrobes. This is a wasted opportunity since her clothes are so sexy. She bends over and Woodman fingers her a bit. Two guys join her and she gives a somewhat lifeless double blowjob. What a waste, this girl is a real hottie. She fucks vag for a bit and then they put her in the middle of a good dp. Finally, a little heat in this scene. She does some ATM before taking two shots to the face. This girl is as pretty as she is lifeless. Too bad. Whack Factor: 6

Scene 2 - Romana

Romana is a cute honey blonde. She wears a fairly non-descript dress. She answers some questions and poses a bit for Woodman. This kind of reminds me of the Private Casting series stuff. Two guys join her and she starts a double BJ. This is very brief and then progresses quickly to an anal fuck and suck. She goes through the motions and several positions before assuming the DP position. One of the guys cums in her bunghole and the other in her mouth. This is almost a clone of the first scene with a different girl (who's not as pretty). Guess we're starting to see a formula here. Whack Factor: 4

Scene 3 - Adelka

Wow, now this girl is hot. An amazing brunette in a long dress with great legs. But again, Woodman wastes the opportunity by having her answer stupid questions, strip, and let him finger her. Why do we need to constantly go through this nonsense? Two guys show up, put her through the paces and the scene ends. I am losing any semblance of patience with this mechanical sex. I really want to see this girl again, in someone else's movie! Whack Factor: 4

Scene 4 - Stepanska

Stepanska is a gorgeous blonde in a white blouse and blue skirt. Her legs are incredible. This time the scene starts with 3 guys present. Maybe we can skip Pierre's crap intro. Yes! The three guys start to ravage this beauty. She blows them in pairs and allows the odd man out to finger her twat. Then they go straight for the ass in a great standing fuck. The scene goes through all of the motions, vag, anal, ATM, DP, and ends up with a good triple facial. She even manages to keep an article of clothing on throughout the scene. Finally, a decent scene for a beautiful girl! Whack Factor: 8

Scene 5 - Sandra

So have we broken out of the mold? Can the action continue to be hot? Don't bet on it. Here we go again, back to formula mode. Sandra is a good looking brunette in sexy attire. She talks to Woodman, he fingers her, two guys show up... why am I bothering? Just read the first 3 scenes. Whack Factor: 2

In Conclusion

Unless you're the type that likes to listen to the same song over and over, skip this one. He shoots the same scene with different girls, just to see if you're bothering to watch. If I weren't reviewing it, I certainly would have turned this one off long ago. The only thing that gets this DVD the rating it garners is the fact that the girls are so damned pretty.

Overall Whack Factor: 5

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