Anal Expedition 5 Review

Reviewed by The magus  on  12/23/2004

Naudya Nyce (great name) surprises her hubby wearing a cool Victoria Secret type negligee. Hubby has been lusting after the maid, Makayla. Once the lusty action commences, Makayla joins in for the full smorgasbord of anal delights. Naudya has an interesting look, with a Belladonna front teeth gap. Unfortunately the scene is marred by a purplish cast in the closeups. Believe me, folks, human genitalia in purple is not a pretty sight.

The glitch doesn't last, thank God, because next up is the petite Mexican firecracker, Chiquita Lopez. She eyeballs Manuel's thick wood and provides a POV BJ masterpiece, no hands, eyes wide open, and deeper, and yet even deeper. Mamasita! She wanders over to Steve Holmes who warms her to overflowing, and Manuel joins in for the DP denoument. Her face covered with splooge, smiling sweetly, gulping a taste. Viva Zapata!

Box cover girl, Marie Luv, slinks down the staircase wearing the outfit of the year, a flourescent, lime-green fishnet suit, contrasting vividly with her chocolate skin. Michelle B is on the couch, cooing with Michael. When Marie arrives, Michelle departs, and we get a one on one scorcher. Marie is a legit contenda for Jada Fire. Bring on the sisters when they look, and fuck, like Marie.

Meanwhile, Michelle finds Manuel upstairs with a sleeping dick. Michelle, unperturbed, swallows the sausage, and, wallah, Manuel is ready for some furious backdoor action. Michelle is a lispy, alabaster English sex doll with a balloon rack, and beady eyes. I kinda wish we could have seen Michelle and Marie together with the guys for a 2 on 2 sex romp.

But my prayers are answered in the finale, as Gia Paloma and Jasmin engage John Strong and Michael in a knock down dragout DP battle. The girls roll around the floor and get their holes filled at every opportunity. It looks highly improvisational, the girls must have excelled at Twister. Jasmine is the quiet one, but does it all with ease, ocasionally flashing a "what the hell am I doing" smile. Gia is a South Philly filly who talks the talk. These fillys can be high maintenance, but on a warm summer's night at the Jersey shore they can pow you to the moon. Gia powwed me all the way to Jupiter, and beyond, in this entertaining sexcapade.