Anal Cuties (Hard X) Review

Reviewed by Aaryanna  on  10/11/2023

REALLY CUTE BABES BEING POUNDED MERCILESSLY IN THEIR ASSHOLES. I LOVE IT.

This is my first-time seeing Dakota Skye, the girl on the cover. And she is indeed very cute. I look forward to seeing more of her in the future.

I was instead attracted to this title – by my other favorites such as Carter Cruise and Jodi Taylor – the latter of whom I hadn't seen in years.

I'm also a big fan of Mason, the director. She interviews a few of the girls beforehand – and they say remarkably the same thing – that they're really looking forward to the HUGE ORGASMS they always get from engaging in extremely physical backdoor sex. Right.

It doesn't happen right away – but the real payoff for me was seeing the babes screwing anally – with ALL OF 'EM ultimately trying to CONTAIN and ENDURE the immense amount of SEARING PAIN they were all experiencing – by being reamed unceremoniously in their really tight anuses. Sweet.

It's not that I enjoy seeing them suffer. But their obvious discomfort – proves to me just how LOVING and ACCOMMODATING they're being to their men – by allowing their dudes to enjoy themselves immensely in their rectums – despite the enormous distress it causes them. What a bunch – of jerks (the guys). Tee hee.

But – isn't that a woman's lot in life – to experience a lot of agony for her man? And isn't that why porn actresses – get paid the big bucks? I absolutely – LOVED IT. (The circle of life, the payback. Whatever.)

There are FOUR utterly engaging scenes. Here's a preview.

DAKOTA SKYE

Dakota Sky looks very young. She's interviewed outdoors donning the same thigh-high blue-striped socks that she's wearing on the box cover. With her lean jawline and her very thin waist, Dakota doesn't look a day over fifteen.

Dakota has a distinctively European look about her. From some angles – she reminds me of the model Kate Moss, or the actress Lea Seydoux (No Time to Die). The camera gets down low to look upwards at her – which makes her ass cheeks look extra shapely.

Her dude uses his finger to loosen up her butt hole – before sticking his hard dick in there. He screws her from behind and very quickly he's pistoning in-and-out of her with abandon, as if her asshole was as slippery and bottomless as her pussy.

She squeals from discomfort, and her plaintive moaning gets louder as she sits on his cock from on top. His dick almost comes out completely – before slamming home again – with his balls slapping deliciously up against her under side. Then she's facing us reverse, and then face-down and face-up with his snake furiously pumping into her. The camera finally cuts way – before her incessant moaning arouses the neighbors.

JODI TAYLOR

We find Jodi Taylor displaying herself outdoors wearing really-short cutoff jeans. The lighting is very even across her naked ass cheeks moments later, which makes her globes look incredibly enticing. Jodi kind of jiggles for the camera which causes her shapely nodules to bounce appealingly up-and-down. (Gee, who says white girls can't twerk?)

In case you haven't seen her before, Jodi has an incredibly beautiful face – one that any mother would welcome should her son bring her home. Jodi reminds me of another supermodel, the incomparable Jennifer O'Neill (Summer of '42). Cute.

Jodi's dude must have a lengthier dick – or maybe it just looks that way -- by the longer strokes he inflicts upon her butt hole. Jodi is lying on her side, which gives us a nice tight-lipped look at her pretty pussy right next door. Jodi instinctively tries to pull-apart her ass cheeks – to relieve that incessant stretching she's probably feeling against the inner walls of her sphincter, bastard.

Her guy also cuddles with his face nearly touching hers – as if to reciprocate the intense feelings of love she's bestowing upon both his soul – and his cock.

When Jodi is on top face-up, she takes control to slowly lift and lower her asshole upon his tool, with her now florid labia seemingly smiling at us while we watch.

Towards the end, Jodi's face is almost totally red – as are her neck, shoulders, and upper arms, cool – as her dude grasps a handful of her hair caveman style to keep her from pulling away. Her mouth is gaping as widely as it possibly can – as she mouths out a series of silent screams – as if to tell us what she's really feeling.

The dude finishes by lying Jodi on her back, with her legs and knees bent in front of her – as he screws down into her asshole as if he's drilling for oil. Jodie's legs start to visibly tremble as he thrusts more deeply into her. I rewatched her delicious trembling – in a continuous loop. (One advantage for physical media, huh?) Sick.

They finish face-to-face to perpetuate this illusion that really ROUGH ANAL SEX – is nearly indistinguishable from TRUE LOVE. It isn't?

CHLOE FOSTER

Chloe Foster claims to be twenty-one – but with her delicate chin, she looks to be more like sixteen. Her fine blonde hair also adds to her youthful appearance. Only the very ample cleavage peeking at us – from beneath her diaphanous white fishnet top – belies her true age. Or does it?

Chloe is wearing this red plaid jumper – above white thigh-high stockings – which gives her an alluring schoolgirl appearance. Facially, she reminds me a little of Kirsten Dunst (Spiderman 2002). Cool.

(This movie is filled with really cute chicks – isn't it?)

Chloe's dude is even more merciless to her butthole – than either Dakota's or Jodi's guys before her. He sticks two fingers up her pussy – as his dick shoves in-and-out of her anus. Chloe leans back against him as he whispers sweet nothings into her ear. She exclaims early on that she's about to come – but she's mainly screaming at the top of her lungs. Her voice is saying, "Oh yes, oh yes," but her eyes are saying, "Please, please stop. Please." Neat.

Then it's doggy in her ass – which really looks nice. Unlike pussy sex – where the folds of a woman's vagina are just hanging out – as asshole looks very neat and tidy by comparison.

It makes you wonder – into which orifice a penis was really meant to fuck. (I vote for the asshole.) Anal sex may be painful, at least initially. But it really is a helluva lot prettier to look at. Seriously. And Chloe's backdoor is very attractive indeed – just like the rest of her.

At one point, Chloe reaches rearward with her hand – to unconsciously push back against her guy. Telling.

Her dude then screws her ass from the side – while her legs are open and facing us. He strums her labia like a banjo (to heighten her pleasure – we're led to believe) but Chloe's nearly continuous yelling circumvents that misdirection. Like her asshole, Chlore also has a very pretty pussy – whose view is beautifully unimpeded since his dick is occupied elsewhere.

CARTER CRUISE

I don't know if I've ever seen Carter fucking anally before. But she looks great doing so.

Mason films Carter, at first – in the backseat of a car – as they drive over the most famous bridge in Los Angeles (now torn down and rebuilt, less iconically so) – which can be seen through the car's side glass, and then diminishing through the car's back window moments later.

Mason pulls the car over – and then films Carter, still in the back seat – removing a translucent butt plug from her asshole. Carter then masturbates her pussy – while jamming her anus with an undulating clear glass dildo – and then nastily pulling it out and sucking upon it as though it were a meaty cock that's just fucked her. Sweet.

Carter's real screwing takes place in a high-ceilinged all-white room – with huge front picture windows. This ivory backdrop, as we shall soon learn – provides a nice all-over glow to Carter's beautifully tanned skin, and her complete bronzed boobies with mini studs through her nipples.

Carter begins to suck on her dude's thick cock – taking him deeply down to his balls. At one point, the guy grabs the back of Carter's head – and forces her face as deeply into his lap as he can. Nice.

She then lays her head back – and her guy screws down into her mouth. She takes him so far in – that the front of his scrotum is literally bumping up against her facial cheeks. Neat. Carter is obviously a good deep-throater, and my own penis-envy urges were really starting to come to life.

She fucks him first cowgirl in her pussy, to get her juices flowing. She bucks above him – like a pretty ranch hand riding a mechanical bull. It looks as though Carter – is going to be a very energetic fuck.

When he flips her over face-up – he immediately transitions into her asshole – and poles it with as much abandon as if it were her cunt. I bet that felt really good . . for him. Guys are so lucky, aren't they?

He also takes the opportunity to cop-a-feel on both of Carter's headlights – one healthy grab for each hand. Grasping on to her boobs also gives him greater leverage – to energetically screw her brains out.

She soon starts heaving her body forwards-and-back – which has the effect of making her boobies whip violently up-and-down and side-to-side. Her nicely tanned titties were just mesmerizing to watch.

While she's fucking, she reminded me of a young Teri Garr (Young Frankenstein), a gorgeously blonde comedic actress from the '70's. Sweet.

Carter is lying on her back for much of the action, and her face and upper body are completely flushed – adding to the drama of her impalement. Just as significantly, her face-up anal fucking – left her pretty pussy unattended – and open and totally accessible for our own viewing pleasure.

Carter also adds her own fingers to the mix – to play with herself – which obviously heightens her satisfaction tremendously.

Then it's on her side – as her dude, lying right besides her – uses his forearm to choke her while he whisper seductively into her ear. Gee, how touching.

At some point, Carter yells so loudly and throws her head back so violently – that her eyes, on multiple occasions – begin to roll back into her skull. Creepy.

I ended up liking Carter's segment a lot. Anal sex seems to bring out a more effusive side of her, which I really enjoyed. Rectal screwing also appears – to be a LOT LESS PAINFUL for her than for the other girls – which actually made her vignette more pleasurable to watch – from a much less sadistic viewpoint. Really.

Lastly, Carter also gives us the best ORAL CUMSHOT (details down below) at the end. Tee hee. A fine finale to a very wonderful movie.

EXTRAS

There's a nice CUMSHOT RECAP where every girl kneels to accept her man's juice. Dakota, Jodi and Chloe take mainly facials, with Dakota getting some of the thickest lines.

Carter, bless her heart – gets the most inside – especially since she positions her kisser the most advantageously for catching. Good girl. She looks absolutely radiant accepting her rewards – and she follows that up by mouthing her dude's dick lovingly for several minutes afterwards. Bravo.

There's some fun "AFTER-ACTION" segments – in the BEHIND-THE-SCENES footage – where the girls are laughing and their FACES are TOTALLY RELAXED once their painful anal sex has concluded.

The CONTRAST between the "BEFORE" (claiming that anal sex brings forth the biggest ORGASMS), the "MIDDLE" (when the backdoor pounding's PAINFULNESS is at its height), followed by the "AFTER" (where the girls faces are totally SUBLIME) – is ULTIMATELY HILARIOUS.

Huge orgasms? What a bunch of bunk. But it's still – tremendously ROMANTIC, nonetheless. Right?

CONCLUSION

This was a great anal sex video. The girls were all really cute. And they all gave a very emotional performance – as they were reamed energetically in their anuses.

I think Mason was also much funnier – back when this video was created. I don't know if she is trying to make a statement. But the movie's trailer – also juxtaposes her ironic sarcasm (before/middle/after) -- much more succinctly. Enjoy.