Anal Chronicles, The: A Compilation Review

Reviewed by Rosco Fuji  on  9/10/2013

The Anal Chronicles is a major winner and boasts scorching spit covered scenes from Sheena Shaw, Jynx Maze, Asa Akira, and the other girls in this release.



Overall Synopsis:Hardworking anal enthusiast Mike Adriano has been directing and starring in scores of outrageously nasty, POV-style scenes with the XXX industry's most beautifully uninhibited anal sluts. For "The Anal Chronicles," a new, two-disc compilation of hard-core sodomy, Mike selected his favorite butt-fuck footage. Six scenes of absolute, ass-wrecking debauchery span over six-and-a-half hours of Mike's pet perversions: sphincter-stretching gapes, kinky speculum fun, ass-to-mouth cock gobbling, messy drool and rim jobs galore. This perverse compilation includes four dirty threesomes in which Mike ravages two hot ladies at once. Spunky, all-natural Jynx Maze and busty Asian cutie Asa Akira enjoy a rump-widening session of saliva-soaked ass play. Gorgeous brunettes Bobbi Starr and Kimberly Kane spot one another during an intense rectal workout, and are rewarded with hot sperm. Sassy show-off Chanel Preston and adorable, busty blonde teen Jessie Rogers fill assholes with slobber and gag on the director's dork; Jessie's anal pucker expands until Mike splatters their pretty faces with cum. Super-sexy divorcee Sheena Shaw and bespectacled blonde Penny Pax go whole-hog getting their colons porked by Mike. Included are two noteworthy, first-time anal scenes: the respective backdoor debuts of tattooed superslut Juelz Ventura and tanned, slender cock whore Lyla Storm. Here's the true history of some stunningly dirty ladies who went extreme to satisfy their need for ass reaming. "The Anal Chronicles" tells the whole, scandalous tale!

Extras: Cumshot recap, photo galleries, cast list, filmographies and trailers.

Sheena Shaw/Penny Pax: This is great way to start off this set. The scene picks up with the girls in conversation and when asked, they indicated that they were talking about Sheena’s husband. Nice. I love it when married women do porn. The girls start groping each other almost immediately. It also turns out that this scene features Sheena’s first anal scene.



They start with Penny tongue fucking Sheena’s ass. What makes this scene scorching, besides the hot sex, is the way Sheena talks to the camera with a level of dirty talk that is nothing short of spectacular. Sheena returns the favor to Penny with lots of ass licking and spit play before she starts sucking cock; I love how Sheena says “How am I going to take this cock in my ass when I can barely get it in my mouth!” They give a double blowjob when the girls taking turns sucking cock and balls. Lots of stringers and spit on this portion. No pussy fucking to start as Sheena goes anal immediately as Penny provides plenty of spit lube and A2OGM. Sheena takes it both mish and doggy anal with plenty of tasting breaks. We’re also treated to lots of Sheena gapes. The girls switch places and Penny’s back door gets plundered as Sheena’s face is right there for lots of tasting and commentary with such gems as “I want cock” is such a sly and suggestive manner that one couldn’t help but listen to over and over. The same with “I want it in my mouth; please can I have that dirty cock in my mouth! I want that dirty cock in my mouth! It’s going to make my mouth a sloppy wet fuck hole!” as she does lots and lots and lots of A2OGM. After extensive anal fucking and A2OGM on both of the girl’s parts, along with more dirty commentary by Sheena, the guy strokes it off onto Sheena’s ass for Penny to lick up and share with Sheena. This is a scorching scene and highlights the girls in so many ways.



Jynx Maze/Asa Akira: This is a dream matchup made in heaven as we have 2 of the top 5 girls in porn in the same scene. This will be a short paragraph as I’m going to skip the blow by blow and just go with the major highlights.



Jynx provides extensive anal attention to Asa’s back door through the use of her tongue, spit, and fingers, and she says, “I can spend all day doing this!” as she tosses salad and fingers her ass. They bring out a speculum and gape her to the point a golf ball could easily pop in by itself. There’s also lots of sloppy spit exchange between the both of them right before some serious rapid fire back and forth with the cock between Asa’s ass and Jynx’s mouth. The girls switch off and Asa takes a turn with the ass licking/A2OGM. More anal for Asa as Jynx resumes oral duties. For the rest of the scene the girls take turns switching between anal and oral duties. They close it out with Asa taking the cumshots to her mouth and swapping back and forth between the girls. This is another scorching scene that could easily carry a disk on its own, but is actually 3rd out of 6 in this set.

Chanel Preston/Jessie Rogers: They start out with the girls getting some direction about interacting with and playing to the camera, and also providing dirty talk. This scene was shot later in Jessie’s career as her tits were already enhanced.



Ass licking on everyone’s part gets things going before Chanel alternates with between licking Jessie’s ass, spitting on it, and sucking cock. Jessie takes anal first in doggy with Chanel right there to provide A2OGM and lots of spit into Jessie’s gape. Jessie rolls over into pile driver which provides Chanel with lots of choices between gape licking/spitting, cock sucking, and A2OGM. Jessie then squats over the guy’s hand and then farts spit out of her ass. Jessie takes it doggy with Chanel down below sucking on the guy’s balls as he thrusts. The girls then have the guy stroke off his load onto their faces with lots of sloppy cum kissing between the two. Chanel only provides cock sucking/salad tossing duties in this scene with absolutely no fucking on her part.

Bobbi Star/Kimberly Kane: The girls start things out walking on a treadmill to show off their asses



. The guy does some double taste testing of their asses as a warm up for the killer double BJ that the girls apply in POV style complete with lots of spit, slobber, and eye contact. Bobbi’s backdoor is the first to get worked over as she takes it in mish while Kim licks her pussy and does some taste testing of the cock fresh from Bobbi’s ass. Bobbi shows off her gape repeatedly when the cock pops into Kim’s mouth. When it comes time for Kim’s anal, Bobbi is right there with plenty of clit sucking and ass tasting. The girls reteam up on the cock with their mouths before Bobbi resumes her anal in doggy. The girls alternate back and forth between getting analed and being the A2OGM girl with lots of gape shots whenever a cock isn’t in their asses. The scene ends with Bobbie having cum shot into her mouth while Kim was ball sucking. The girls provide some double PCH to wind things down, but at the last minute, Bobbi decides to decorate Kim’s face with cum and spit.



Juelz Ventura: Supposedly this is Juelz first anal scene and she starts out winking her ass for the camera.



Once she gets naked, she warms herself up with a smaller red vibe which truly is just a warm up as they break out a speculum to really stretch her out. Juelz gives great slobbery head in POV with almost constant eye contact towards us. The anal starts in mish with some nice commentary about getting ass fucked from Juelz. She does some A2M and gaping as a prelude to climbing on in CG and also doggy with taste testing between the two. The guy strokes his cock off onto her ass cheeks as we close things out with Juelz saying she wouldn’t mind getting his cock in her ass again.

Lyla Storm: I’ve never heard of this girl before, so she’s new to me, but she’s married as she’s sporting a wedding ring and has about 110 credits



. There’s talk about how she’s been practicing as this will be her first anal scene. She starts off sitting on the guy’s face showing off her pubes that are shaped in a heart. When it comes time for Lyla to suck his cock, she pulls her hair back and tells us that it’s going to get sloppy just before she gives an energetic spit covered blowjob along with some stringers. Lyla then uses her leftover spit to soften up her ass with her 4 fingers in anticipation of the pending cock. The go into mish anal with lots of gaping a Lyla cumming several times, one of them almost a squirt. She gives some A2M before she gets pounded in doggy. They give us lots more gaping, anal spit play, and A2M before the guy cums in her mouth in a closed mouth cumshots. She shows it to us, mugs for the camera and swallows it down.

Pluses: The girls are the all top names in porn. Sheena provides excellent dirty talk commentary while looking at the camera. Jynx does extensive taste testing of Asa’s ass. 4 of the 6 scenes are FMF. Lots of A2M, A2OGM, and slobbery spit play.

Minuses: Chanel doesn’t get fucked in her scene with Jessie.

Sleaziness Factor (1-10): 10 for all the dirty talk, A2M, and A2OGM.

Is it worth it? It’s worth it for either the Sheena/Penny scene or Jynx/Asa scene by itself, but look at the other 4 scenes stretched out over 2 disks and you know you have a major winner.