Anal Beach Buns 2 Review

Reviewed by Jake Blade  on  2/22/2010

Anal Beach Buns 2 is all bikinis, baby oil, juicy asses and two girl combos. Which is a fine arrangement if you are in to that sort of thing. After all, who wouldn’t be tempted by Shyla Stylez poolside wearing next to nothing and holding a bucket of ice, wondering who could possibly help her out with an application of tanning oil. Volume 1 in this series had some quality match-ups and fine hardcore, and you would expect more of the same from the sequel. However, while there is another fine cast and oiled up beach babes are great, this disc while fun to watch doesn’t always deliver on its potential.

Delilah Strong & Sophie Dee
There isn’t much by way of tedious preliminaries for this encounter. Delilah and Sophie are lounging on the bow out on the open water, and while sunning themselves is fun it doesn’t take long for the mutual attraction to kick in and the baby oil to appear. With her newish set of enhanced jussies, Sophie’s body is now a fine rig, especially if you are in to curves. The only problem is she needs to shut up. The way she talks makes her sound accentually confused, the Welsh-American tones giving her a hybrid speech along the lines of Kylie Minogue. While the girls are tender with their touch, the kissing is forced and there doesn’t seem to be a great amount of affection between them. The windy conditions and a pack of playful seals showing their appreciation for Delilah’s delightful derriere make it far more enjoyable on the ears when the two move to the cabin for a dalliance with Captain Sean Michaels. The big man has no trouble finding autopilot and unleashing the love hammer. There is enough ass and breast meat between these two to satisfy a high school football team, so Michaels typically turns on the charm and works through a soulful but freckle focused repertoire. These two sluts definitely enjoy their work, but the scene never really gets wild. There is a stack of anal, ass to mouth, and of course Sophie turns into an orgasmic drama queen and squirts everywhere. Delilah is a hottie and she just seems to have this rosy demeanour when there is a stiff dick in the room, but her real talent seems to be tucking away the inches in the back door. As the scene progresses the girls hardly interact at all, so while it is fine watching one of them get penetrated, the other is just hanging around like a wasted human dildo sitting on the shelf. Its not hard to get off to this scene, but it probably wont warrant an encore performance.

Aubrey Adams & Emma Heart
The two young blondes are bikini bound and poolside, and while the opening has a liberal dose of oil applied and some ice cubes, the youngsters are by no means seductive or rhythmical in their movements. The soundtrack also does little to encourage enthusiasm for this scene, but one thing is blatantly apparent. The rigs are pumped up in the boob region, well tanned, and there is enough ass bubble to have you excited. Aubrey and Emma have discovered early that spreading the cheeks and opening up the backdoor for the anal intruder is one way to guarantee a solid porn career. So while Mark Ashley is introduced to their full repertoire of tricks, including some solid tandem work, the ass thumping on the bubble butts really is the highlight. While it’s a scene that is ass to mouth and gape compliant, it is obvious Emma isn’t as lustful or proactive as Aubrey, and she definitely isn’t keen on mouthing a cock that has been stuck deep in another girl’s butthole. Ashley gives them some tadpoles to chew on for their efforts, which are passable, but if you are in to your porn this scene will not make your most memorable list.

Flower Tucci & Luscious Lopez
This heavy bottomed affair starts in the pool, Flower and Luscious frolicking on a longboard. There is plenty of jiggle for the wiggle, but the tease action would be classified playful as opposed to sexy, even with the addition of baby oil. There is over ten minutes of splashes and giggles before Brandon Iron is added as the meat in the ass sandwich, and as you would expect from these two dames are horny and cock hungry. Luscious and Flower definitely know how to work the cock. Their anal persuasion and deep throat partiality makes them easy to watch, and if you like a big ass you will pick up what they are putting down. Flower seems to be an acquired taste with fan boys, and her monstrous booty and squirting theatrics aren’t everyone’s idea of fun times. But she knows how to work the camera and she always puts on a show. Luscious is just a whore who seems to look for any opportunity to suck a cock, or jam one between her cheeks. And you gotta love a girl who demands more from her male co-star, coming out with lines like “Give it to me like your wife was watching” while she is being ass popped. Oil enemas are on the menu, and squirts of lube firing out the backdoor are always a fun accompaniment to any pool party. So overall the girls put on quite an ass focussed performance, and even though Charming is reserved there is plenty of greasy wet sex to watch and even a premature hint of man cream being let loose up flowers ass before the fireworks of the final money shot.

Riley Evans & Jessica Moore
More poolside blondes with heavy tans and elaborate swimsuits mostly constructed with dental floss. While the girls get busy with the oil, there is nothing sexy about shithouse soundtrack of a samba-jazz style number which annoyingly plays for close to 15 minutes. The racks on these two are juicy and natural, and the tiny frame of Jessica Moore gives her a strong hold on the Lucy Ewing look-a-like title as she gets funky poolside with the sunglasses on. Mercifully for Diamond Dave Perry, he had the luxury of sitting on a deck chair jerking off while watching the girls warm up, and not being subjected to the torture of the background music he is primed and ready by the time Jessica sits on his face and Riley deep throats his cock. Perry shoots for the pink early, and after suffering through some quality tandem work from the mouths of these two stunners he turns his attention to the brown, as this is an ass movie after all. Riley isn’t the most electric of performers but there is something sensual about the way she sucks a cock. Jessica Moore is just an active little lush who is willing to do anything, and while both girls take their fair share in this stab-a-thon, she seems the more excitable by the occasion. There isn’t a lot of affection between the girls, and what little kissing there is appears to be forced. For those that like the bounce of natural boobs there is enough jiggle and shake to keep you happy for a month of Sundays, but overall this scene will not generate too many stirs in the wank bank.

Shyla Stylez
Shyla knows how to work the camera and a horned up audience, so the ice and oil routine takes on a life of its own here. As far as beach bodies goes this could be the ultimate, and it is remarkable how voluptuous and curvy she is compared to the Ass Worship 2 days. She is a pleasure machine, and any girl that can wink her asshole and play hide and seek with ice cubes by the pool is worth having around. The tease is sultry and sexual, and with no stupid music it’s rather entertaining. But when she is blessed with the touch of the ample member of Sean Michaels, the sensual sparks start to fly. Michaels is a romancer, so while the action isn’t at a furious pace you get to take in Shyla at her best. She oozes sex appeal and works a cock like she is a penis junkie who has broken free of the rehab clinic. The balls deep pussy probing is good, the ass riding is packed with stroke value. This scene has everything you could want and more. It is a quality affair, and by far the best on the disc.

In Closing
As well as the five scenes there is the typical array of extras on this double disc, with bloopers, outtakes and a couple of interviews. Jay Sin makes quality movies, but this seemed to lack a certain level of craziness that usually transpires with his work, and as such it is just a bunch of sex scenes that lack his ever present signature kink. Shyla Stylez should be thanked for her quality effort as she is the standout and would justify anybody making the purchase. For those that get off on beach sex, don’t be mislead by the title, there isn’t a grain of sand in sight. Unlike the first edition of the series that featured some beachside foreplay and an off the hook Ricki White, Velicity Von, Bobbi Starr and Melissa Lauren, volume two has bikinis, oil and sun yes, but no beach bangin’. Maybe “Poolside Pucker Probers” would have been a more apt title. Fans be wary, as if you are desperate for a fix from The Sultan of Sin, you may be better served trying one of his other titles.

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