Anabolic Cum Shots 4 Review

This is a fairly hardcore film, but I thought I'd have some fun by reviewing it and including some of my girlfriend's comments. Jill (not her real name) would never be caught dead watching a cumshot movie (alone). She prefers girl/girl, and this is about as far away from that as you can get. But since a film with over fifty cumshots can become a little monotonous - even for me - I thought her perspectives might add a bit of levity.

As background, Cumshots #4 (issued in 1999) is hardly the most recent episode in this Anabolic series. The cumshots - served mostly in-and-around a pretty girl's mouth are still quite good. The women don't visually swallow (as they do today), which was a little disappointing; but since it goes in --some of it must go down, right? And how it gets in there is sometimes pretty outrageous!

I didn't recognize most of the actresses; and since this movie didn't give any credits, I'll try to do the best that I can (so please bear with me). As a watch-out, the production values and the video-transfer-to-DVD, particularly for some of the older segments, were a little weak. Fortunately, most of the women were quite beautiful- and they appear even more so with a mouth (and face) full of cum! Despite the sometimes poor visuals, though, this video was still quite satisfying overall! Here are more of the tantalizing details:

The movie opens with a cute Morgan Fairchild-like blonde getting gangbanged in a gym. She swallows multiple loads directly; but the hottest portion comes at the end when she licks the cream cat-like from a clear glass dinner plate - as she's screwed doggy from the rear. My girlfriend, Jill, thought that the fucking in this segment was excellent; but she wanted to suggest to the girl that it might be smarter for her to drink the cum before she went to the gym - so that she would then have more energy to work out!

Two girls, a blonde and a brunette, kneel back-to-back and take multiple shots from their guys. The blonde catches most of it, but spits it all out. The brunette lets the men rest the tips of their dicks on her lower lip (for more accuracy). The first guy, though, spurts strongly and deposits most of his cum in her hair. ("Not the hair!" shrieked Jill.) The second dude, less violent, demonstrates better aim by coming precisely down the center of her accommodating tongue.

A cute blonde in a headband throws her head back to dramatically accept her gifts. The last spurt splashes across her cheek - and hits her squarely in the eye. Jill thinks that it should be unlawful to ejaculate into a woman's eyes - since having to redo one's makeup is such a pain!

A really gorgeous brunette - who looks like Jane Seymour- lets a black dude jerk off all over her face! He makes a mess, but like a gentleman, uses his dick to scoop the cum from underneath her nose - to serve it back into her mouth! She hungrily sucks his cock to lovingly savor every drop! (I offered to be as "gentlemanly" to Jill, but she declined, adding, "Your dick isn't black enough!" Ouch!)

A cute blonde lets five dudes come allover her face and nose - but somehow manages to keep her eyes and cheeks intact. ("Bravo!" said Jill.)

A Kathy Ireland curly-haired brunette gets fucked in her ass - and then catches the cum in the back of her throat. Another brunette who looks like Shannon Doherty takes two loads simultaneous - and then lovingly kisses the black and white dicks that provided them. Finally, a Carly Simon brunette (with less prominent teeth) takes two shots - but begs for it before hand. "I want your sperm! I want your milk!" After capturing each load, she then deep throats both cocks - to lovingly shove the cum as deeply towards the back of her throat as possible. (Jill thought that swallowing the cum would've been much easier.)

A pair of black girls appears next. The first, with huge tits, is fucked doggy over a pool-side lawn chair, and ends her scene with a face full of cum. Another black girl with blonde hair (who looks a little like Janet Jackson) accepts her load moments later - by allowing it to pool deliciously in the crook of her tongue.

The movie also has several good cum transfers. Two blondes (one short haired, one long), pass the same load of cum back-and-forth several times - before the short haired blonde swallows it completely. Moments later, two gals (a brunette and a blonde) lay together in bed as a different guy fucks each of them. The brunette gathers her load first - and then kisses it passionately into her partner's mouth. The blonde then drains her own dude's balls - and shares it romantically with her friend. This was the first time I had seen two girls take separate loads - and share them deliciously between themselves! (Jill liked this scene as well.)

A pretty Oriental babe waits patiently as a black dick ejaculates (unseen) inside of her mouth. She then sucks his cock - and lovingly caresses it with her cute face afterwards.

A sexy brunette tries to catch the cum -- as it spurts upwards into her mouth like a drinking fountain. Another dude climaxes on top of a clear glass coffee table, and the same girl promptly licks it up.

A busty blonde with a Cheryl Tiegs face gangbangs her dudes in a strip club, and catches their multiple loads from a variety of positions - all while a bevy of costumed dancers lie on stage and watch her in amazement.

A gorgeously exquisite Latin girl- with diamond-and-sapphire earrings and a thick pearl necklace, has the cum fed to her directly - and poured into her mouth from an elegant crystal wine glass.

A Laura Dern blonde does all of the work by jerking a guy off on to her lips. She then lovingly rubs his dick around her beautiful nipples.

A girl kneels between another babe's thighs - and watches as her partner is fucked missionary in her ass. The guy takes a last few thrusts, withdraws, and then ejaculates his load into the kneeling girl's face. Another cute blonde (in a different scene) is also fucked in her ass, but this time doggy from the rear. Two dudes later jerk off simultaneously into her mouth as she reclines on a colorful beach chair by the pool.

Another girl (with an exceptionally cute rear) is screwed doggy in her pussy - and the guy climaxes by dripping his cream deliciously all over her asshole. Jill thought that having cum coating your ass would be messy - and annoying! (Yeah, Jill, only if you left it there - and walked around without cleaning it off first!)

Vince Vouyer makes a fun appearance by climaxing inside of a cute blonde's pussy. She squats on the floor afterwards - and reaches in with her fingers - to scoop the cum out!

Shanna McCullough, one of my favorites, is featured twice in this movie. She catches multiple loads each time. Because Shanna never seems to age - and because she's never changed her trademark hairstyle (which is long and straight) - it is difficult to tell how long ago her segments were shot. (Jill, quite jealous, thinks Shanna is badly in need of a makeover.)

In one of the more romantic cumshots, a gorgeous redhead reclines in bed as her man deposits his semen all over her beautiful face and chin. To further enjoy it, she sensuously rubs his seed luxuriously around her neck and across her breasts - as though she were moisturizing herself with an emollient-rich hand cream.

The movie is littered with dozens of quickie scenes where the girl (without fucking before hand) throws her head back to catch the cum served deliciously down her throat. "There she goes - catching raindrops!" Jill would add sarcastically.

Some of the best (and most recent) footage in this video comes from the Assman series (from France). In one of the better scenes, a short haired blonde uses the sharing of sperm as an excuse - to rabidly kiss her friend (which is one of the best uses Jill and I know for cum). In another noteworthy segment, a gorgeous Judy Garland brunette in ponytails catches two loads by turning her head to-and-fro. She does a great job, and the director hilariously interviews her afterwards - in English! "Did it taste good? Do you like the flavor?" She just looks at the camera numbly, not understanding a word, as the cream drips lusciously from her lips.

In my girlfriend's favorite scene - and the film's most outrageous - two young women eat each other in a fun sixty-nine - while the girl on top is fucked deliciously in her ass. The girl below holds open her partner's labia (with her tongue on her clit), and we get a nice view of their dude's cock energetically going in-and-out. In the best part of the vignette, the girl on the bottom takes her cumshot internally, squats over the other girl's face - and then drips the cum into it! The girl dispensing the sperm then holds her pussy lips open - so that her friend can then reach up with her tongue -- to lick her inner opening completely clean! If you'd love to watch a girl eat pussy -- and cum -- at the same time, you'll have to see this segment for yourself. (Jill, incidentally, didn't object when I programmed our deck to play this scene into a continuous loop. And I didn't object when, without waiting for me, she brought herself to a gloriously satisfying conclusion.)

In a truly outstanding finale, a soft-haired blonde takes multiple shots between her lips. She then feeds herself two-or-three more loads of cum - by squeezing each of them into her mouth from a condom! (Three condoms to be exact.) She tries to bite off the tip of first rubber to release its precious fluid. Finding this impossible, she then removes the condom from the dick-without spilling a drop - and injects the creamy contents underneath her tongue. Her second serving, I might add, is also exceptionally large; a guy in the background saying proudly as she drinks it, "I've been saving that for about two weeks!"

If one looks extra closely (and I didn't notice this until about the fourth time I watched this segment) you can actually see Sharon Kane (an early girl/girl specialist) in the background enjoying the action. I'm thus guessing that this truly-ahead-of-its-time scene was probably shot in the late '80's or early '90's! (Wow!)

Lastly, I mentioned to Jill that watching this last babe swilling cum from a condom reminded me of when she eats Go-Gurt (yogurt packaged in a squeeze tube), which she does after working out. Jill thought that was disgusting! But she now never fails to call me when she eats one - just as she does when she deep-throats a banana or sucks on a Popsicle! (Tease!)

As extras, the movie annoyingly provides only six chapter breaks. (There should've been one-per-scene!) The slide show, though, is nice; and side B offers numerous trailers of other Anabolic titles. Jill naturally found Buffy Malibu's Nasty Girls #24 (which is girl/girl) to be the most enticing. She's seen other episodes (#26 being her favorite); but she and I both lament that this entertaining series has never made the jump to DVD.

In conclusion, I found Cumshots #4 from Anabolic to be quite enjoyable. I'm not sure if Jill liked it as much as I did, but her last comment to me, tossed over her shoulder spitefully as she left the room was, "Guys are so lucky!" Enjoy.