Amish Girls Review
Zero Tolerance
Studio: Zero Tolerance
Category: All Sex
Directed by: Mike Quasar
Starring: Marcus London, Derrick Pierce, Romeo Price, Edyn Blair, Kassondra Raine, Yhivi, Brad Knight, Alice Lighthouse
Released on: 5/10/2016
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Reviewed by Rosco Fuji on 7/28/2016
Amish Girls from Zero Tolerance and Mike Quasar is an entertaining look and romp into the world of Amish girls. Yeah, the Amish aspect factors into little more than the set ups, but these setups are the very refreshing compared to the ones that have been beat to death in porn releases over the years. Best line of the movie, “I whittled a smart phone.”
Overall Synopsis: These girls may have left all the conveniences of modern living behind to live simple lives, but no one said they couldn't fuck like maniacs! There aren't any cars down on the Amish farm, but there's plenty of 'driving' going on between the sheets! Under their plain bonnets and innocent black dresses, these girls are wet and wild and ready to raise the barn of pretty much any guy around! Fans will love the hidden charms of "Amish Girls!"
Company site and release page
Extras: Bonus scene, Trailers, Popshots.
Alice Lighthouse: Alice is relative new to porn with slightly more than 30 scenes shot. During the set up, Alice tells Brother Jedisiah she’s heading out into the world, Jedisiah warns her about pornography. “Pornography? What is that? Is it something you put on toast?” asks Alice. Anyway, after the setup, they move from the barn to the decidedly non Amish living room. Alice gets into the mood by getting on her knees to blow him. I love the term, “It barely fits in my mouth” as she’s smiling all the way despite never having sucked a cock before. I don’t think Amish girls wear thongs Alice as she climbs on in CG with a little P2M to get her ready for doggy. More P2M leads into Alice’s garb being removed so they can go into mish. Jedisiah then tells her to “churn some butter and to get ready for some butter on your face because this is what’s called a facial” Alice hits her knees to give more hand and mouth action until Jed finishes the job by blasting ball butter onto her face. A little PCH closes it out.
Kassondra Raine: I haven’t seen this slightly MILFY ginger babe before since she’s only shot about 23 scenes but she’s real hot so I’ll be checking her out again. Some nice Amish set up to this one as the traveling visitor has to explain the concept of porn to Kassondra. They move into the living room and the guy starts to explain the concept of groping before he’s burying his face between her legs. Kass is real cute as she starts blowing on the cock as a start to the blowjob. Too bad she doesn’t have a bigger cock to work with. They start fucking in doggy for a bit until Kass takes off her clothes and starts giving some P2M as a prelude to riding in CG, hitting spoon, side saddle and finally the guy leaving his load on her pussy. Kass rubs the jizz all round before licking her fingers clean.
Edyn Blair: Edyn’s one of the big veterans here with roughly twice as many credits as Alice and Kass with 50 or so. This cute redhead continues the trend of trying to discover what pornography is by asking someone from the outside world for pointers. Kissing ensues before the guy starts licking the firebush. Edyn returns the favor with some nice hand and mouth work before hitting both CG and mish. We get some nice shots of Edyn as she works her clit while riding in RCG. Almost looks like a ginger Amy Schumer. She takes a tasting break before moving into spoon and mish. This guy leaves his load on Edyn’s face and tongue, the latter of which she lets run down her chin while giving a little PCH.
Yhivi: This will be the second time in the past week or so that I’ve caught Yhivi so here are a couple of links to that stellar performance also put out by ZT.
Release page for Yhivi’s recent gangbang scene.
Review of Yhivi’s recent gangbang scene.
Like Edyn, Yhivi has about 50 credits or so and we have the usual comments about the devil’s work in the modern world which leads to pornography. I like how after viewing a clip on the guys phone Yhivi says, “So, ATM is both a magic money machine and the filthy thing I just saw?” The guy responds with a “crazy world with live in” Yhivi then gives us a “My loins are moist. It’s so strange, they’re usually drier than a corn husk in August.” The guy licks her pussy then moves right into her pussy in spoon. While still in dress and bonnet, Yhivi takes the cock into her throat balls deep. She loses the dress only for CG, doggy, and mish. Butter is churned onto her pussy and bush.
Bonus scene: No intro given, but the blonde does look familiar to me. This one starts with the girl prancing around the room until the guys comes in and starts groping her a bit before going right into doggy. She asks if she can suck it now and then says to him to “will you fuck my face please!” She thanks him and climbs on in CG with some P2M before RCG and mish. The guy strokes it off onto her thong covered pussy. The goo covered thong makes it's way into her mouth.
Pluses: The humorous dialogue in the setups was just plain brilliant.
Minuses: I’m semi speaking in jest, but a little bit more attention to Amish detail would have been nice. The performers break the Amish character during some of the sex which is really too bad because the dialogue is excellent.
Most Spankable Moment: One could find something in each scene.
Sleaziness Factor (1-10): 4 as it’s not overly hardcore in the terms of the sex.
Is it worth it? Definitely on 2 counts, the Amish aspect is a riot and secondly the sex. This should be a whole series and follow these girls as they further delve into what exactly is pornography.
Overall Synopsis: These girls may have left all the conveniences of modern living behind to live simple lives, but no one said they couldn't fuck like maniacs! There aren't any cars down on the Amish farm, but there's plenty of 'driving' going on between the sheets! Under their plain bonnets and innocent black dresses, these girls are wet and wild and ready to raise the barn of pretty much any guy around! Fans will love the hidden charms of "Amish Girls!"
Company site and release page
Extras: Bonus scene, Trailers, Popshots.
Alice Lighthouse: Alice is relative new to porn with slightly more than 30 scenes shot. During the set up, Alice tells Brother Jedisiah she’s heading out into the world, Jedisiah warns her about pornography. “Pornography? What is that? Is it something you put on toast?” asks Alice. Anyway, after the setup, they move from the barn to the decidedly non Amish living room. Alice gets into the mood by getting on her knees to blow him. I love the term, “It barely fits in my mouth” as she’s smiling all the way despite never having sucked a cock before. I don’t think Amish girls wear thongs Alice as she climbs on in CG with a little P2M to get her ready for doggy. More P2M leads into Alice’s garb being removed so they can go into mish. Jedisiah then tells her to “churn some butter and to get ready for some butter on your face because this is what’s called a facial” Alice hits her knees to give more hand and mouth action until Jed finishes the job by blasting ball butter onto her face. A little PCH closes it out.
Kassondra Raine: I haven’t seen this slightly MILFY ginger babe before since she’s only shot about 23 scenes but she’s real hot so I’ll be checking her out again. Some nice Amish set up to this one as the traveling visitor has to explain the concept of porn to Kassondra. They move into the living room and the guy starts to explain the concept of groping before he’s burying his face between her legs. Kass is real cute as she starts blowing on the cock as a start to the blowjob. Too bad she doesn’t have a bigger cock to work with. They start fucking in doggy for a bit until Kass takes off her clothes and starts giving some P2M as a prelude to riding in CG, hitting spoon, side saddle and finally the guy leaving his load on her pussy. Kass rubs the jizz all round before licking her fingers clean.
Edyn Blair: Edyn’s one of the big veterans here with roughly twice as many credits as Alice and Kass with 50 or so. This cute redhead continues the trend of trying to discover what pornography is by asking someone from the outside world for pointers. Kissing ensues before the guy starts licking the firebush. Edyn returns the favor with some nice hand and mouth work before hitting both CG and mish. We get some nice shots of Edyn as she works her clit while riding in RCG. Almost looks like a ginger Amy Schumer. She takes a tasting break before moving into spoon and mish. This guy leaves his load on Edyn’s face and tongue, the latter of which she lets run down her chin while giving a little PCH.
Yhivi: This will be the second time in the past week or so that I’ve caught Yhivi so here are a couple of links to that stellar performance also put out by ZT.
Release page for Yhivi’s recent gangbang scene.
Review of Yhivi’s recent gangbang scene.
Like Edyn, Yhivi has about 50 credits or so and we have the usual comments about the devil’s work in the modern world which leads to pornography. I like how after viewing a clip on the guys phone Yhivi says, “So, ATM is both a magic money machine and the filthy thing I just saw?” The guy responds with a “crazy world with live in” Yhivi then gives us a “My loins are moist. It’s so strange, they’re usually drier than a corn husk in August.” The guy licks her pussy then moves right into her pussy in spoon. While still in dress and bonnet, Yhivi takes the cock into her throat balls deep. She loses the dress only for CG, doggy, and mish. Butter is churned onto her pussy and bush.
Bonus scene: No intro given, but the blonde does look familiar to me. This one starts with the girl prancing around the room until the guys comes in and starts groping her a bit before going right into doggy. She asks if she can suck it now and then says to him to “will you fuck my face please!” She thanks him and climbs on in CG with some P2M before RCG and mish. The guy strokes it off onto her thong covered pussy. The goo covered thong makes it's way into her mouth.
Pluses: The humorous dialogue in the setups was just plain brilliant.
Minuses: I’m semi speaking in jest, but a little bit more attention to Amish detail would have been nice. The performers break the Amish character during some of the sex which is really too bad because the dialogue is excellent.
Most Spankable Moment: One could find something in each scene.
Sleaziness Factor (1-10): 4 as it’s not overly hardcore in the terms of the sex.
Is it worth it? Definitely on 2 counts, the Amish aspect is a riot and secondly the sex. This should be a whole series and follow these girls as they further delve into what exactly is pornography.
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