American Bukkake 22 Review

I feel I should preface this review with some personal information to let the reader know where I am coming from so that he/she may make an informed decision on the validity of the review.

1. I prefer classic adult films (1970’s – early 80’s), and they almost exclusively make up my collection. I can count on one hand the adult films that I own that were made after 1990.
2. I have been exposed to a variety of contemporary porn, and, while I don’t hate it, I just don’t find it as interesting or titillating as Golden Age stuff.
3. I have read about bukkake before and know what it is, so I know what I was getting myself into, but this was my first actual viewing of one of these films.

That being said, let’s get down to business.

Review
American Bukkake 22 stars Julie Night, Crystal Ray, and the “Bukkake Boys.” Both women are good looking twenty-somethings with real breasts and shaved privates. The Bukkake Boys…well, how do I put this politely…they are not good looking twenty-somethings but some do have real breasts (man tits!). The age range of the men seems to run from mid twenties to mid fifties or even older. For the most part, they are an ugly bunch ne’er-do-wells and God knows where they were found, but on the plus side, a few (very few) do have beautiful cocks.

First up on the DVD is Julie. After playing with herself via vibrating egg, the men drop their drawers and commence whacking. Julie really seems to enjoy the entire session. She is always smiling, laughs frequently, and, at the end when she chugs the cum-bong, she looks as calm as if she drinking a martini (& yes, she swallows). I almost believe that she likes cum as much as she says. When the guys are jerking off on her face, she offers encouragement and tells them she can’t wait to feel it run down her chin (“It’s so warm!”). She is always trying to watch the guys stroke their cocks even though she risks a shot in the eye. If you are looking for a woman feeling uncomfortable, Julie is not it. She seems at home in the scene.

Crystal, on the hand, does appear a bit uncomfortable with the situation. After exhausting the possibilities of double sided blue dildo in front of the boys, Crystal readies herself for the bukkake fun. The guys take turns dropping their loads, and Crystal just doesn’t have the enthusiasm or, maybe more probable, the acting ability of Julie. Instead of a cum-bong, Crystal holds a graduated cylinder with a funnel on top to measure how much cum she will be drinking. When she finally does gulp it down, she looks like she is going to puke. It takes her three tries to finish the whole tube and with each one she gags. She laughs it off when she finishes but you can tell she is feeling sick. From what I’ve read, early bukkakes had three separate scenes but I guess budgets never stop shrinking. This DVD ends here.

Unintentional Comedy Value
I laughed my ass off early during Julie’s scene when two guys are standing on either side of her face whacking away and a third, darker man approaches from behind her head. Just as the darker man gets to the side of her face, the guy on the other side shoots his load and it lands smack on the darker man’s dick and hand. You hear some laughter in the background and the darker man quickly backs away. He stands off to the side as he wipes the other guy’s cum off with a pair of boxers, mumbling obscenities. You’ve never seen a man walk away from a naked woman so fast! I rewound this part five times, roaring with laughter. I only wish there was a shot of the look on his face when the wad hit him.

Extras
Mini Bios (very mini!), Stills Gallery, Sneak Peeks, Backstage, and JM ordering info. Sneak Peeks is twelve trailers for other JM pictures. Each one is about two minutes long.

Backstage is about ten minutes of behind the scenes footage from the setup of the two bukkakes. There are in character interviews with the girls, a few interviews with “Bukkake Boys,” and some horsing around with the director. I found this part very interesting and wish there was more.

Conclusion
While bukkake is not my cup of tea (or coffee), I’m glad that I finally checked one out. I didn’t find it that much of a turn on but I couldn’t stop watching it until it was over. Wild! I’ll keep it as a curiosity piece but it will never make a masturbation companion. The only thing that did arouse me, slightly, was the sight of a bunch of straight guys standing around naked with each other and jerking off with no shame. If only they were good looking.