Ambushed (South American Pictures) Review

Reviewed by wizzerbud  on  3/18/2006

Ambushed is a product from South American Pictures. With four scenes shown over a 95-minute period, the action goes up and down in its intensity. The video offers no credits to show whom among the performers are who so I have to make up names for them as I go along. I am guessing the director and the camera people were relatively new in this business given the results, but the performers here are real troopers as they endeavor all that is apparently thrown at them. You have to wonder about any video that fails to recognize the director.

The film opens with a chain saw cutting down a tree. After the tree falls, two guys are walking up to this area talking in a non-English language. One is muscular and the other is smaller framed. Since we get no opening credits to identify anyone associated with this video, I will call one Muscle and the other one Slim. Muscle is wearing a couple of necklaces around his neck and is sporting a large tattoo on his arm. They do some kissing and rubbing on each other. The shirts come off and Slim heads down to Muscle’s pecs sucking on his nipples. They strip down to some Speedos continuing to rub each other. The Speedos come off and Slim starts sucking Muscle. Shortly after that Slim stands so Muscle can suck him. This sucking lasts even shorter—maybe 30 seconds. The camera is moving around so much I am about to get dizzy. After the brief sucking the two go through various stages of fucking. The director puts these two through fucking on an upright log, up in the tree, Muscle on his back while Slim rides, and Slim standing bent over while Muscle fucks from behind. The fucking goes on for almost 14 minutes before they move to missionary style. He “lays” back on the top of an upright log propping himself up with one hand and stroking his dick with the other. Where in the world this director gets these ideas for positions is beyond me. Even in this position, Slim manages to shoot his load while Muscle is fucking him. He deserves an award for this. Muscle gets up and shoots his load all over Slim’s chest. During this we can hear the clicking of the shutter of a still camera.

In the next scene two guys are bringing in wood for the fireplace. One is taller and one is short, so I will call them Tall and Short. Short begins unbuttoning Tall’s shirt to reveal an average looking body and starts sucking his nipples. Tall unbuttons Short’s shirt to show a muscular body with a pierced nipple, tattoo on his arm, and sporting a thick chain around his neck. Short is the model featured on the cover of the DVD. They do some more kissing and Tall works down to suck on Short’s meaty nipples. He drops down to his knees and starts sucking Short’s dick. I like it when they model is soft and works up to the hardon, which is what they do here. The sucking is more sensuous than we saw in the earlier scene. They each finish stripping off their clothes. Tall has a hardon when his pants come off and Short goes right to sucking on it. He does some hands free sucking sticking mostly with just taking the head—not much deep throat action. He turns Tall around and does a pitiful rim job. He hardly wants to let his tongue tough the ass. Note to director, if they aren’t going to do it right, then skip it. And if they still do it, then editors need to leave it on the cutting floor. Short lays back on a narrow hearth in front of the fireplace and Tall climbs on to ride his dick. They fuck for a bit and then get up and bend Tall over a bench for Short to start fucking him. More bad camera work as the focus is on the close-up instead of showing more of Short’s hot body and muscular ass pounding Tall’s hole. We get very little of that. They move back to the hearth only this time Tall is put on his back. Trying to lay on your back on a concrete surface about a foot wide has to hurt, especially when you have to throw your legs up in the air and get fucked. This goes on for a few minutes and then Short moves to his back while Tall rides his dick. The intensity on the fucking seems to have died down, although Tall has managed to stay hard through all of this. They fuck for a while and then Tall gets off Short and goes back to that hearth to lay back and stroke his dick. Short stands over him and shoots off his load over Tall’s stomach. After that, Tall blasts a huge gusher of a cum shot.

In the third scene, two guys are standing over a row of logs with one of them trying to start up the chain saw. He is having no luck with it and so the two of them start kissing. The begin undressing each other and one of them’s toboggan falls off to show a dude with long brown hair. He lays the other one back on this row of logs to finish undressing him and more kissing. He gets right up from there. He yanks off his toboggan to reveal blond hair. So I am going to call them Brown and Blond. Like earlier guys, Blond is wearing Speedos. Blond forced Brown’s face up against his Speedos and he pulls out a huge dick to suck on. Like a couple of others, both of these guys have average looking bodies. Along with the sucking, Blond slaps Brown’s face with his dick. Brown undresses to show his dick is pretty average also. The two bounce around from spot to spot to fuck not staying anywhere more than a minute or two. They try to do doggy style on the row of logs, on the upright log, on a table, back on the logs, among other spots. Blond manages to keep his big schlong hard and does a good job of pounding Brown’s ass in the process. You have to hand it to these guys for managing to keep it going through all of these strange spots to fuck but I can not understand what the director was thinking. These guys’ backs and knees had to be hurting like hell to keep these acrobats and uncomfortable spots going. They are finally on the table in a missionary style where Brown shoots followed by Blond shooting a geyser of cum.

In the final scene two muscular guys are ready for working a massage. One is hairy chested and he serves as the masseur. The other is smooth and is laying on his stomach for the massage. I will call them Hairy and Smooth. Smooth quickly flips over on his back (Why did they even start like this if it were only going to last a few seconds?). Hairy takes off Smooth’s pants and shoes leaving him in only his Speedos (Have any of these guys ever heard of boxers?). He buries his face in the crotch of Smooth’s Speedos for some face rubbing. They stand and Hairy takes off his pants to reveal his—guess what—Speedos. Smooth gets his face down in Hairy’s chest sucking his nipples. Hairy briefly services Smooth’s pecs and then moves down to suck on his hard dick. During this scene we hear a constant barrage of a herd of dogs barking. Hairy comes out of his Speedos also sporting a hardon. He bends over displaying a hot muscle butt. Smooth slides his dick up in there and starts fucking. Hairy picks up a couple of pillows and lay them down on the concrete and these two go into the missionary with Smooth slowly fucking him. Smooth has a good size dick on him, but he never pounds Hairy’s butt. They get up and do some doggy style fucking and then Smooth lays down on the pillows for Hairy to ride his cock. These two go through the motions without much passion. Hairy gets up the cock and Smooth delivers his cum shot. The camera moves over to Hairy to see him on his back stroking and then shooting.

Extras in this DVD include a photo gallery, trailers from five other videos, website info and Behind the Scenes footage that is just 18 minutes of the guys posing for still shots.

Watching guys try to perform in uncomfortable positions is not exactly erotic. This is especially true when it goes on and on. Its hard for a performer to give his best when put under these conditions, which means the viewer gets cheated. I am all about mixing things up to keep them from being tired, but this director took it to levels that were unnecessary. Casting could have done a better job in bringing in some guys that looked hotter. A better director and camera person would have made a huge difference in the final product. This one is more of a rental, and certainly not one I would recommend for purchase.