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Altered Assholes 3 Review

Platinum X Pictures

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Reviewed by REVERSIBLE  on  5/23/2006


INTRODUCTION


Kept deep in the shadows of the lost fervor, tortured by the daily misery of the city, wondered in the wilderness of apathy, the untamed soul of the chosen one finally managed to survive. Behold, he rises gloriously from the ashes and comes forth to master the fires of carnal mayhem. People of the ADT community “Reversible” is back. He is once more ready to reverse the odds, he is once more ready to fight for … porn. Entrust him, Embrace him and f.. him. I meant follow him to his journey, to the incredible adventure pursuing the source of delight and visual satisfaction.

Long live the King! Hurray! Hurray!

Gee, I am really impressed about the sense of modesty that I have.


Reverse the scenes and play them again… enjoy every single pleasureful second!


ALTERED ASSHOLES 3


Distribute Company: Platinum X Pictures

Director: John String

Genre: Anal

Performers in the order that they appear (f/m): Taryn Thomas, Tiffany Rayne, Jamie Elle, Luscious Lopez, Tory Lane, John Strong, Eric Everhard, Michael Stefano.


PROLOGUE


Johh Strong’s creations have become a guaranteed choice for me lately and somehow I am positive that this title will be one more satisfying stop in his successful so far adult directing career. We don’t have to guess what this movie’s content will be. After all, the title says it all. So get ready, take a pack of tissues, sit comfortably and enjoy….


SCENE FIRST. TARYN THOMAS with JOHN STRONG & ERIC EVERHARD


Taryn Thomas is lying on a bed petting her long silky lifted up legs. Taryn belongs to the fresh blood of the industry. She is a tall brunette with sweet smile, great green colored eyes, a nice slim silhouette and lots of sexual energy. She is rubbing her pussy outside the blue colored panty before moving on higher to her tits. She wears the usual white see through fishnet top and a pair of high heel shoes. Soon her thong is pulled aside disclosing her meaty pussy. She starts rubbing her cherry which is in now in public view. John Strong enters the screen. He has only his jeans on. He kisses her tenderly. Very Nice! I find that John has very much improved his erotic behavior movie by movie. He is massaging her pussy, while she is rubbing his genitals outside his trousers. The chemistry is good here. He commences finger fucking her. John gives her erotic kisses and she responds wonderfully embracing him softly. Heat builds up.

She unzips his pants and frees his cock. A quick kiss on his belly before proceeding on sucking it. His dick was already hard but now it is harder and wetter too. John gets rid of his pants completely and lays comfortably on the bed. Taryn carries on giving him head. Nice frontal view of the action. Taryn takes out her string and positions her long sexy body above him. John's rock hard member enters her pussy. A very hot RC ensues as she starts grinding his dick in this position. Her fleshy labia welcomes his thick rod nicely inside. They kiss as she leans backwards. She is still rubbing her pussy. Taryn enjoys. Me too. She is very vocal. PTM. She remounts. Only this time John’s thick cock is targething her smaller hole. She helps his cock to find its way into her asshole. A very intensive RCA follows. John’s pole is reaming her inner ass walls hard. The combination of the anal pumping and the clit rubbing gets her off. The pose is sizzling and the capture is flawless. John replaces her fingers with his own and continues stimulating her clit while his dick moves in and out of her bum crack in frenzy tempo. Taryn dismounts for a proper dick cleaning and hops back for more RCA nailing. Lots of gapes are applied too. The steaming RCA action ends with Taryn tasting her ass fluids from John’s ass ripping cock. They stand up and walk to the living room where they found Eric already naked sitting on the couch and jerking off.

Insatiable Taryn wastes no time and goes straight to ride him like a good cowgirl. Having thoroughly tested before though, she decides to take the anal route leading Eric’s fat cock safe in her rectum. Another scorching anal session takes place this time in cow girl fashion. Eric’s large-bore gun extends her anal ring further and that is shown clearly as she gapes a couple of times. While her shitter gets totally reformed she is keen enough to offer her oral skills to John too. Eric fucks her ass hard in furious rhythm. They break up for an ATM before remounting John for one more RCA pairing. This sets up the inevitable DP as Eric steps in to fill her inviting pussy. The close clear shot of her fleshy lower lips embracing his throbbing member as her asshole is still occupied is very stimulating. The overall picture of Taryn’s entire body and facial expression is more than amazing and of course the camera man provides us the best coverage at the best angles. As soon as the guys start pumping her holes fast Taryn is in heaven. John withdraws for a couple of times giving the chance to his friend to try her ass from above. Then Eric passes his leg above Taryn’s and the RC DP continues for a bit more. PTM while John still probing her ass. The camera man manages to fit both actions in the screen in wonderful way.

A short ATM on John for sanitary reasons before Taryn accepts him in her vagina in the cowgirl pose. Eric holds his dick tight above her and a few seconds later he shove it to her butthole completing the DP. Both guys start pummeling her holes frantically and the shots of the cowgirl DP are for once more exemplary. Eric shows no mercy on her and pounds her anus deep and hard. He even slaps her butt cheeks a couple of times, making them blush. More gapes give us another proof of her altered asshole. Great shots of her big butt literally torn apart by Eric’s rigid pole. Poor Taryn got a bit exhausted, nevertheless she doesn’t refuse to give Eric the appropriate dick washing. John receives his oral share too before having her on top of him for another CG DP round. Another close behind their groins angle is applied this time, where both of her holes are witnessed getting widely stretched. Next stop: anal doggy train. The guys, first John, then Eric and then again John take turns filling her ass in doggy manner. Eric's anal doggy version was executed in an awkward reverse manner. ATM on John before Eric positions her face up on the couch and proceeds on sodomizing her in the missionary way. He shifts holes for a little vaginal pounding before moving back to her sphincter. He repeats the procedure one more time before John takes over replicating his friend. There are huge anal gapes between the shifts.

Cut. John sits on the couch, Taryn sits on his dick in straight CG and a few moments later none is sitting any more as John stands up holding her high with him. Eric moves behind her and slides his cock in Taryn’s asshole delivering an exciting aerial DP. From the time John (and his pals) adopted this DP pose never misses to commit it in almost every DP scene he directs or appears in. Much to our visual enjoyment he and Eric apply it on Taryn who accepts it willingly. The guys stuff her holes in steady pace and the camera shots from below are absolutely perfect. The sex appeal of this DP position is immense. Finally Taryn lands on the ground and each of the guys deposit their semen inside her oral cavity. She swallows the cum and the scene ends.

A marvelous mmf (male,male-female) scene from the very beginning to the end. A very erotic one on one start is followed by a severe anal drilling in every known position and climaxed in a series of very hot double penetration sessions. Taryn’s performance was remarkable. She was in it all through the scene, encouraging her partners verbally and physically. Great scene! Great start!



SCENE SECOND. TIFFANY RAYNE WITH MICHAEL STEFANO.


Tiffany Rayne’s beautiful figure opens the scene. Tiffany, one of the promising new entries, is blonde, pretty, natural, curvy and quite lascivious. She is standing with her back against us, showing off her big firm ass that she possesses. She puts us immediately in this scene’s climate as she is pulling away her pink thong and inserting one of her fingers in her asshole. She keeps teasing us more massaging her neither regions and showing us her sexy slots. Michael Stefano enters the screen and his head is directed straight to her attractive derriere. He moistens up and finger fucks her ass crack. Guess what. Although he is fully dressed, his meat stick is uncovered out in the air. This is not slipped out from our starlet’s attention so a few moments later she provides it the right shelter by closing it in her mouth. She deep throats him well getting it ready for its upcoming use. That time comes soon as they are heading to the main living room.

Tiffany takes her place bending over upon the couch. Then after enticing him a little bit more Michael comes close behind her and inserts his pole into her wet vagina. Nice capture of the doggy action. Tiffany enjoys as most women do in this position. Michael climbs upon her practicing deep strokes in her pussy. He pulls out in time to salivate her anal opening. Michael asks her permission to enter her arse in a very erotic way. A series of tender kisses make the trick. (Of course, it helped out that Tiffany is anally experienced, she has warmed up her ass quite thoroughly before the scene and this movie’s genre is about anal activities… otherwise… I am not so sure if the kisses would be enough to convince a woman to have her ass violated so easily). Anyway, Tiffany rolls over on the couch and works a couple of fingers in her butt in order to prepare it for the upcoming invasion. Michael uses a plastic dildo in it too. She gets Michael’s dick in her mouth holding at the same time the dildo in her ass. The time has come, Michael lies besides her and slides his rod slowly inside her rectum. A very nice anal spooning ensues.

Not long after there is a cut and we watch Tiffany’s busty bottom landing upon Michael rigid schlong in RCA fashion. Her panty was already taken off and after a while her bra follows. She has nice large natural rack. Now we can admire Tiffany’s whole luscious body as she straddles him anally. As expected, the picture is awesome and we are more than happy to watch it. Love it! Michael continues to nail the busty beauty in the same position for an adequate amount of time, during which he performed several in and out tricks. Tiffany hops off to give his prick a proper cleaning. She lies on the couch at her side extending her buttocks forward. Tiffany’s ass ring is still very small even though it has been violated hard. So, she tries to enlarge it using a couple of her fingers and one more that Michael willingly provides. Eventually he steps in to claim his anal rights again. A little spitting and he is back, slamming her crack in missionary. They fuck like this for a while before Michael pulls out for a proper oral washing.

Cut. Tiffany is on all fours and he is on top of her shoving his thick pole in her bum. Close shots of the anal insertion. Michael reams her ass walls hard in this position. He breaks up momentarily for a couple of ATM’s and then dips his bat again in her sphincter. As concerned the anal part, Tiffany was a little hesitant in the beginning but as the time progresses she takes it like a champ and keeps asking for more. That’s my baby! Next in the menu there is another hot anal spooning session during which we noticed some kissing too. Nice! Now Michael’s raises the tempo and his pole dives deeper than before. I guess Tiffany’s little butthole was finally reformed, justifying entirely this movie title. He gives her pleasure by stimulating her anal ring with his tongue and goes on sparing her butt as she lies on her side. Cut. Michael and Tiffany went through all known positions except one. The director has not neglected it and sets up a fine anal cowgirl meeting for our viewing pleasure. Michael fills her pooper well for a long time and Tiffany even manages to fuck back. Hot! Finally Tiffany dismounts and after giving him an ATM she opens her mouth wide and accepts his cum drops in.

Another winner by Michael and Tiffany. A very good anal scene that kept sated all the funs of the kind. There was good chemistry between the performers and the action progressed exactly as it should be. The horny Italian is a great lover and proves it once again. Tiffany is talented and I am sure we re gonna enjoy her for a lot more in the future. Until now I am very satisfied with the title, let see what follows next.


SCENE THIRD. JAMIE ELLE WITH JOHN STRONG & ERIC EVERHARD.


John is sitting on an armchair completely naked and fully erected. He couldn’t do else because just above him, having her attractive derriere against us, is standing the very cute honey blonde Jamie Elle. Jamie is another lustful last year debutant and although her previous appearances are limited she managed to show to us so far that she is willing to do everything for our viewing pleasure. John stands up and goes besides her admiring the round shape of her firm butt. He starts to caress it, feeling its texture with all the palm of his hand. Gee I am jealous of him. Jamie allures him more spanking her ass cheeks a couple of times.

In no time Jamie slips her fancy panty down uncovering her money spots. Before adjusting our eyes to her lower entrances John has her sweet partner kneeled on the ground and taking him a blowjob. In a moment Jamie hides her arms showily behind her like saying “Look Ma no hands”. John proceeds to fuck her throat holding her shiny long silky hair from falling onto her face. After a whole she sits on the armchair and starts rubbing her freshly shaved pussy. She takes out her bra showing us her nice breasts. Next with her childish voice she invites John close to her and as soon as he obliges she offers him her throat. Her lips are wrapped around his cock tightly and he starts moving steadily in and out of her oral cavity. Then she spends a little time alone as she prepares her tight pussyhole for the upcoming invasion. She inserts 2, 3 and ultimately 4 fingers inside her vagina. She is very proud of her accomplishment and gets excited about it. Jamie has large expressive eyes.

She announces to John that she is ready now and after a while she is seen lowering her young bodily figure down on John’s rigid shaft. An attractive full body RC ensues as she starts bouncing with gusto. Both genitals manage to move in vigorous pace and our cute lady seems to enjoy the bottom nailing she gets. Jamie gets off and kneels down to salivate John’s penis. After a thorough mouth washing John’s invading spear is ready. Jamie rides back, face up again, only this time John is aiming for her little butt spot below. Jamie pushes her peach down and eventually John’s rigid stick lies sound in her sphincter. Her narrow ass passage accommodates John’s rock solid penis just fine and a few moments later he initiates the piercing procedure. The pace is gradually increased reaching full speed proportions. Her boobies follow the rhythm swaying with every hit. Needless to say the sight is quite sizzling. An Ass To Mouth act occurs next, before John escorts his new mate in his living room, where Eric in his bare nakedness anxiously awaits. Jamie being fairly generous is willing to let him pound her too. She even leads the procedure by sitting on his fully erected pole in one more searing RC fucking session. Eric massive cock barely fits her tiny pussy and Jamie’s love hole is stretched wide to meet his standards. The acrobatics start soon as Eric lifts her up while he is still inside her. A fabulous aerial RC ensues as Eric is holding her thighs high in the air. Great shots!


A PTM on Eric. John gets jealous and approaches her from the other side. One more cock to suck for Jamie. Cut. Eric is lying on the couch. Jamie is placed on top of him in cowgirl pose having his fat prick buried in her ass. A few seconds later Eric changes orifices sliding his cock in her pussy giving to his friend the chance to enter her bum from behind. John follows the procedure shoving his dick in Jamie’s rosebud. As soon as the guys start pumping both of her holes simultaneously Jamie becomes very vocal. Especially John is sparing her shitter from above. Although there was a few minor shadow problems it was stimulating to see John reaming her butt while Eric’s gross member was filling at the same time her vagina. John brakes out for the proper ATM cleaning and Eric exploits the chance to apply some deep and fast strokes in her love cherry. John returns and the CG DP continues. After a while John is withdrawn for one more ATM. Eric rolls her over and invades her ass in the RC form. She nails her arse like this for a little bit before John stepping in front of them and sliding his cock in her pussy. A full body RC DP on Jamie occurs and there is no need to comment it. Just Brilliant! Both guys piston fast and Jamie is very pleased. We all of us are, watching her in full duties.

The guys try the “I will go out in order to get in” trick in her asshole and then move on with the RC DP. Not long after, Jamie cums screaming. PTM on Jonh as Eric renters her muffin from below. Then he shifts again holes and raises her legs up. Check out how they are flailing as he is stuffing her butt. Cut. Another RC DP takes place. The guys have switched holes and Eric has passed his leg over her. This provides us a very clear view of Jamie’s super stretched lower orifices. The DP is deep and madly furious. In the beginning I was doubted if she would able to handle so much meat inside her. Here the guys split her literally in half and she endures. Another PTM on Eric, while his friend is still pummeling her bottom crack, captured flawlessly by the camera guy. Cut. John is below, Jamie is above him in CG position, just seconds before he takes her off for an aerial DP drilling. Super sizzling low angle shots of this pretty babe’s lower openings as they get thoroughly impaled by two meaty spikes. She gets dped like this for a while before John positions her on the couch and starts feeding it in the missionary way.

While John is busy slamming her Eric goes over her head and explodes leaving many strings of thick white goo on her cute face. But folks I think this is not Eric’s dick…it’s someone else’s. What the…. Wait…Another stranger comes forth and ejects his own spray on her. Meanwhile Eric takes John’s place in her pussy and Jamie screams. It is obviously too big for her. However the shagging goes on as another dude unloads on her face. After this it is a black guy’s turn to plaster her face. John takes control of her twat again while one more of his pals washes her mouth with his semen. Finally John and then Eric cum on her face too decorating her cute visage with lots lots of sticky birth cream.

Jamie started pretending the little Lolita and the guys show her what they do to little Lolitas like her. They fucked her hard, tore off her asshole and double crammed her like a new years’ eve turkey. To end things up they called their friends too for a big cum shower surprise. There was a lot of RC probing in this scene for the funs of the kind. You know, I adore face up positions, especially when girls that perform them possess attractive bodily attires. Jamie’s own one surely meets my standards. I like Jamie, she is very cute. This was another steaming mmf DP scene, not so rich in positions like the first one but very very intensive too.


SCENE FOURTH. LUSCIOUS LOPEZ WITH JOHN STRONG.


A Big Latina ass on display. Belongs to miss Luscious Lopez. A very lustful brunette female. She is another fresh debutant with latin origin. She is wearing pink bikini. She is teasing us as she massages and shakes her booty flesh alluringly. She takes out her bra uncovering her breast. She cups them and licks her nipples. John is sitting comfortable in a chair naked and of course fully erected. Luscious approaches him crawling and starts fellate him. She deep-throats him well. They head for the couch where she continues to give him head. He climbs up her face and starts fucking her mouth. A little ass rimming from Luscious on John. She salivates his thick cock properly. She quickly gets her panty off and then mounts John for a big butt cowgirl fucking session. Lots of saliva, lubrication and vaginal fluids are wetting his tool very much. Very challenging view of her bottom bouncing fast up and down on John’s throbbing cock.

She turns around and places herself again above John. She lowers her body down on his cock only now she uses her tight asshole to please her partner. RCA then, enjoy the ride! We notice for once more many lubricating fluids on John’s winkie. During anal, Luscious even manages to make circles with her butt on his rod. The sight is very hot as her pussy opens up from the pressure John’s shaft uses on her bum. ATM and back for a second round in RCA form. John leans back to the couch taking Luscious with him, He keeps on occupying her anal pipe without changing position. Lots of gapes are performed. The camera lens needs cleaning cause a couple of stains are laid upon it. ATM and cut. Luscious ample booty is on display again as she is in all fours. Soon John’s rigid stick finds its way into her stinker. Close shots of him filling her anus like a good stallion. Gapes, ATMs and a touch of ass rimming on John in between the anal doggy.

Cut. What do you say for a little spooning? Well, Luscious is willing to tighten their relation more. For that reason she uses her asshole to clutch his meat stake. While still in spoon John lifts one of her legs aside giving us a very neat version of this pose. Luscious embraces his head erotically while he is still reaming her asshole. Wonderful capture of the anal spoon festivities. ATM and Luscious climbs back on top of John for an always stimulating anal cowgirl ride. Check out her fleshy ass dancing rhythmically on his cock. They fuck like this for a while before Luscious hops off for the proper dick cleaning. The camera needs cleaning too so they cut. We are back in action as John decides to probe her anus in missionary fashion too. Having executed almost all known anal positions John finally erupts in her oral cavity.


Miss Luscious proved that she surely knows how to take a proper anal pounding. Multiposition anal on this brunette starlet’s big round firm butt.


SCENE FIFTH. TORY LANE WITH JOHN STRONG & ERIC EVERHARD


Tory Lane. This girl turns me on like an Olympic torch. Even if her face is relatively new to the business she is a real bargain for the porn directors and all the adult viewers as well. Tory is a tall beautiful brunette with an impressive silicon enhanced set of cans. She is lustful and unbelievably sexy. But beyond all she is a wild performer. I love her. She wears a blue see through dress and a black panty. She starts teasing us, shaking her big round ass very sensually. Check out the way she looks at the camera. God, it makes me wanna jump into the screen. She uncovers her ample boobies for our visual sake. She pulls and rubs her thong on her love muffin “provoking” us more. John Strong approaches her. Tory declares she is horny and proves it by smothering his cock in her mouth, after unzipping his trousers. She sucks his pole well and John captures the action nicely in his own POV (Point Of View) style. He gives her a quick kiss and escorts her in the main living room (Darn… Watching Tory and John side by side it’s obvious she beats him by one head or so).

Anyway, they find Eric Everhard lying on the couch. Tory spots him and without a second thought attacks him. She frees his fat cock out and wraps her lips around it. A nice blowjob follows. John moves in and helps her pulling out her panty. Shoes are getting off too. Then he lies beside her and buries his cock in her silky vagina in spoon manner. He goes balls deep inside her while she is still giving head to his friend. Her meaty pussy looks great stuffed. She hops off for a PTM and as she is bent over, Eric goes behind her and slides his large shaft in her pink twat. He fills her to the brim and Tory seems to enjoy. She lifts her leg up and continues pummeling her cherry really hard. She rubs her clit with her hand before Eric replaces it with his. Our beautiful starlet feels good and shows it clearly. Eric extends her pleasure by licking her pussy for a few seconds. Tory, that insatiable young lady, wants more and invites John too, signing him with her finger.

It is time for her anal initiation, which takes place in my favorite position. She places herself above John, having her back against him and lowers slowly her butt down on him. His thick flesh spear is gradually taking over her tight ass tunnel until it is safe inside. The view of the RCA is outstanding and becomes even greater when John starts reaming her colon in furious rhythm. Really folks Tory’s juicy attire looks fantastic as John nails her from beneath. While John conquers her pooper, Eric enjoys her skilful tongue. He even climbs up to her head to fuck her throat. The camera guy offers us remarkable view of the action. She dismounts in order to clean John’s penis from her ass fluids and rides back afterwards for a second RCA round. Man, this fleshy pink kitty of hers just calls you to fill it. Eric can’t hold on much longer and steps in to pound it. Check out how her lower lips surround his big invading mass. A most revealing RC DP takes place. Holly smoke! The DP KICKS ASS! Sorry for my temper folks, but granting a first class viewing access of this gorgeous babe in all of her body glory having both of her lower orifices pummeled at once, just leaves me awed. Tory is in DP heaven, everyone can see that. When Eric adds a little clit rubbing too, our ravenous nymph climaxes hard like a raging torrent. The poor girl can’t control herself swaying back and forth like a reclining chair, pinching her nipples and scratching, yes scratching her own buttocks. Just awesome!

Tory takes a short break to salivate their dicks and remounts for more RC dual probing. Both guys’ solid rods keep on sliding in and out of her holes so God Damn smoothly. Our sweet sex princess can’t do else but cuming again and again. She even chews her top during the DP frenzy. She gets off for the proper dual dick cleaning. Then she stands up and gets in doggy position projecting her buns towards Eric. He accepts of course the invitation and invades her colon in standing doggy. He dips his fat rigid prick all the way in, stretching Tory’s poor anus wide. He shows no pity to his pretty partner and slams her ass hard. John takes over, continuing the anal assault in the same way. Great shots of her big firm booty deeply pierced by John’s iron solid staff. Eric and John shift again and Tory’s anal reformation procedure is maintained. Several gapes showing her dark anal hollow are committed to prove the fact. We witness Tory as she rides John’s prick this time in regular cowgirl. That swollen anal opening of hers looks very inviting. Eric waste no time, he comes behind her and shoves his heavy pole inside. One more superb DP follows as both guys piston frantically in her holes. Again the coverage is flawless giving us clear shots of her sexy holes violated at once, as well as a stimulating view of her buns shaken with every stroke. Our lovely starlet experiences one more earth shattering orgasm. She gets wild, spanking her own ass cheeks during the DP. In a moment, Tory leans back and reach Eric’s shoulder extending her plentiful chest forward. Beautifully hot!

After a momentary recompose the guys go on pumping her holes raw in DP style. Tory’s anal ring gets widely expanded as Eric’s large bore cock thrusts in. Eric pulls out for a moment and inserts a couple fingers in. She then grabs his fingers with force and puts them in her mouth. (Easy girl!). Eric pushes his dick back in her bumhole for a little more DP thrilling, during which Tory cums again loud. Cut. She is upside down with John standing above her sinking his bone in her anal well. She slaps her tits. After a few strokes Eric takes his friend place stuffing her ass fully. He practices some furious clit massaging too offering her some very pleasant feelings. She rolls over and stands up. John lifts her up in the air and while in the air she guides his schlong inside her vulva. Eric moves quickly behind her and sticks his rod to her anal crack, completing a sizzling aerial DP. Though it was a bit shorter in time related to the previous ones it was still incredibly hot and captured accordingly. Tory needs to taste their sperm so she lands on the ground and kneels between them. First John and seconds later Eric fulfill her request and deposit their thick white loads inside her open mouth. She swallows.

What can I say about this scene guys. It was a memorable, spirited, perfectly performed, flawlessly captured DP scene that every DP genre lover and not only must not miss. Tory Lane’s performance is OUTSTANDING! She is a very expressive lady and her presence literally dominated the scene. The guys gave her the fuck of her life and we were very very fortunate to witness it on our screen. We find out later this was her first DP scene. Well something tells me that many more will follow.


SUMMARY - EVALUATION


What can I say, John Strong’s directing standards have gone waaay up. I am starting to like him very much. He, along with his known male loving company continue to offer us great gonzo titles. This was an excellent flick containing some very hot 2005 adult entrances getting anally probed in single and DP mode. I believe the title reflects exactly what happens inside the disc. All of these sexy girls’ assholes were pretty altered by the end of their scenes! The video capturing was magnificent and everything else was excellent too. Exemplary set up, with no raping or misogynistic activities, sensual, intensive, hot, enticing, beautiful and many many more objectives that I am just bored to write them down. So don’t bake it any more. Buy the damn thing! You are one click away! No, no don’t rent it, buy it. NOW! Trust me, you won’t regret it!


THE ISSUE


Many people accuse modern gonzo scenes of being pretty repetitive. I don’t know maybe they’re right. But for me everything that helps an adult scene to be hotter and more visual appealing worthies to be replicated again. This concludes its overall set up, its video capturing techniques and other technical aspects like the light, angles, distance etc. Besides, plenty erotic elements, alluring atmosphere, smooth sexual progress and stimulating positions are some things that I would love to notice them in every adult scene. But apart from that some adult titles are not intended for one day consume. I would not really suggest it. It is possible to get bored or tired watching an entire movie like the current in one single turn. You need to spend plenty of time to watch and enjoy its sizzling content elsewhere you will fail to absorb each scene’s sexual radiation. In cases like these I always say “REVERSE IT AND PLAY IT AGAIN”


GONZO TIME


CROWDED SUBWAY

by unknown


The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people were forced to stand. One particularly cramped woman turned to the man behind her and said, "Sir, if you don't stop poking me with your thing, I'm going to the cops!"

"I don't know what you're talking about miss - that's just my pay check in my pocket."

"Oh really," she spat. "Then you must have some job, because that's the fifth raise you've had in the last half hour!"


PILL

by NICK0022(ADT member)

a man goes to the doctors because he can't get it up. the doctor takes pity on him and pulls a bottle of pills out of his draw and advices the man to take one before each sex session. the first day the man is sat at home and decides to take a pill and fuck his misses. afterwards he is like wow that was fucking great. the next day he thinks what if i took two pills so he does. after sex he is like fuck me that was horny. the next day he thinks fuck it i will take the lot. a week later the doctor calls and little tommy answers. the doctor says "little tommy where is everybody" to which tommy replies "mum dead, sis is pregnant, my arsehole hurts and dads on the lawn yelling here kitty kitty".


PARROTS

by unknown


A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner points to three identical-looking parrots on a perch and says, "the parrot on the left costs 500 dollars".
"Why does the parrot cost so much," asks the man. The shop owner says, "well, the parrot knows how to use a computer."
The man then asks about the next parrot to be told that this one costs 1,000 dollars because it can do everything the other parrot can do plus it knows how to use the UNIX operating system.
Naturally, the increasingly startled man asks about the third parrot to be told that it costs 2,000 dollars. Needless to say this begs the question,"What can it do?"
To which the shop owner replies, "to be honest I have never seen it do a thing, but the other two call him boss !"


PS1. Don’t miss the BTS footage. There is some very very hot fucking session between Michael and Tiffany. It is spirited and extremely erotic. Watch it.


PS2. Jamie Elle had one month to be fucked before her scene. Gee … can you imagine what she would do if she had more? Don’t mention the facials she would get…

PS3. John asks Jamie after her scene is over if she would like more cum. She whispers “no”. John: “What?”. Jamie: “Yes!”. John: “Yes or No?”. Jamie: “Yes”. John: “Honestly…”. Jamie: “NO!”. Women.

PS4. Luscious confesses that she had sex at 16 for the first time. She had to make the guy to fuck her. She threatened him that she would dump him otherwise. Damn…the world has changed.

PS5. Holly Sh…. Don’t ask what Luscious’ boyfriend did to convince her to offer him her anus. Don’t try this guys it will hurt…

For any comments, questions or a little correspondance between sex addicts send me an e-mail at soulmessager@yahoo.com. Yes, I know it should have been soulmessenger but I did it on purpose.




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