Altered Assholes 2 Review

Reviewed by bono-ONE  on  4/19/2005

Well this title had me at Haley Paige's hot cover but knowing she'll be doing anal makes the anticipation even more for her scene. Add in some real hot Euro talent like Sandra Romain, Claudia Rossi, and Barbara Summer then my friends I really begin to get excited and having Hillary Scott in this just pushes me over the edge as she is just smoking hot right now. So if that isn't enough of a buildup for this one let's hit some highlights as these babes open up their backdoors and we're lucky enough to be along for the ride.

Sandra Romain:

This first scene begins with a great shot of Sandra diddling her pussy through her jean skirt, then panning up we see her breast poking through her black mesh top. We are outside but no big sunlight issues, nope just a hot visual of Sandra pleasuring herself. This woman is just awesome to watch so sit back and watch a pro at her best! John Strong then comes up and Sandra is quick to rub over his cock letting him know she wants some fun time. She drops down and begins a very good blowjob with excellent eye contact and the shot is right there on her pretty face. Sandra pauses during this bj to stand up and show off her world class ass but then she goes right back to it increasing her intense assault on John's cock. John then takes her inside where Sandra finds Michael Stefano lounging on the couch and naturally she wants to bring him in so she goes right after his cock and again some hot eye contact as she takes his schlong on. As for sex you have a nice spoon in both vag and anal and any fan of Sandra's knows she is down for some hardcore A2M sucking. Michael also analizes her in spoon, then it's on to reverse cowgirl anal and the pace absolutely rocks here-- just look at her tits moving so fast and the floor shots were also very good. The men also dp her in RC and she hops off for some hot dick cleaning for both men and they go back for more double fucking in RC though there also is some double anal featured. This was a nice long double RC anal with some double A2M, then they try on a cowgirl dp and there's more double dick sucking which is a big thing for me at the moment, it's so naughty and a girl like Sandra with her eye contact make it even more erotic. The men do more double anal action in cowgirl and Sandra rings out her joy at this action. The rest of the scene works in some good hard skull fucking, some rimming by her, a standing dp and they close filling her mouth nicely with cum. This was a very nice effort by Sandra and the other girls will be hard pressed to match her intensity, she's awesome and I could watch her fuck for hours!

Barbara Summer:

Our next scene starts with Barbara coming to John's home. Seems she's a student in need of some help with her English, damn wish she'd drop by my place I'd give her plenty of help!! John is more than happy to offer his assistance so Barbara comes in and the two head upstairs. The two look in her textbook but what we see are some excellent cleavage shots and some subtle flirting by her, awesome outfit on her, the face is so pretty, love the blond hair, the whole ensemble is working with Barbara. She then makes no bones about it leaning back showing off her pussy and John uses a small butt plug on her ass which she licks clean so the textbook learning is over but she still has plenty to learn! John then gets some good sucks on her nice large titties and he also samples her pussy while still using the butt plug. Barbara then gets to do a form of English as she helps John straighten out his Longfellow,lol, couldn't resist that. She does a fine job licking all over his cock and gets a good solid rhythm going. You see some nicely shot skull fucking from up close which also shows off her breasts which I really like. As for sex you see spoon anal right away with some A2M, then a hot floor insertion shot leads into reverse cowgirl anal and this one really moved fast as her bouncing titties show. Also during the RCA you get some nice gaping from Barbara with more A2M as well. Our girl shows a nasty side when she dives into John's ass for some rim action, then it's on to a very nice cowgirl anal which shows off her great ass. The rest of the scene features some more A2M, cowgirl anal, a standin anal fuck, and then it's mish anal to close with gaping, a dip back in her pussy, then finally doggie anal and a nice pop in her mouth. A very good scene for Barbara and if you're a fan then I highly recommend picking this one up.

Haley Paige:

Up next we have our gorgeous covergirl and her scene starts out with John and Michael working on her pipes but I think it's going to be Haley's pipework we will be enjoying shortly!! Haley then calls the fellas over and the find her on the couch and she starts a little show for them letting her ass take the first bow and this draws the two men in and they start feeling over Haley's tremendous body. She like her two costars before has it all-- hot ass, great tits, cute face, and she's got a very healthy appetite when it comes to sex. Haley is soon doing that pipework I alluded to earlier and she's very good at laying pipe if you get my drift! The no hands sucking was good and you also see Haley getting a little something in return with Michael eating her ass. While she's still sucking on John's schlong you get some good anal sex going with Michael sliding in doggiestyle. Haley doesn't mind tasting her own ass so there's plenty of A2M in the scene which also sees more anal delights in spoon, a RCDP with some awesome double sucking by her. You also see the guys trading off fucking her ass when she's in the RC position with John coming in from below and Michael from up top. You get a pretty good gape developed in her ass, then it's on to cowgirl where there is more dp fun. The rest of the scene features more hot action like this with more double sucking, more cowgirl dp lovin, doggie anal with skull fucking A2M, a standing dp and finally a face full of jizz. A very good scene for Haley lovers and I only wish she had licked her nipples like she does in just about every scene of her's.

Hillary Scott:

Our next scene features a blond babe I'm really enjoying this year. She's already laying the hot dirty talk on as the scene opens with John playing with her ass. There is some finger work to her pretty ass with Hillary licking them clean. You also see some nice sucking and caressing to her breasts and Hillary does lick her nipples and I was very happy she did! Miss Scott then encircles John's covered cock and you know it staying holstered isn't going to happen. She's soon enveloping it with her mouth and folks this young lady knows her shit as far as pleasuring a cock and the dirty talk is still flowing smoothly from her mouth. She even does a little ass mining with her tongue showing her nasty side. As for sex this hot young girl is pleasured in spoon, reverse cowgirl with P2M, then it's on to her ass in RC and the floor shot was good for this. Not a huge gape by Hillary but she just looked so hot with how her legs were spread, add in the dirty talk, the bouncing tits the whole atmosphere was kickin. The rest of the scene features some good hard doggie anal, more A2M, mish anal, more rimming by her, cowgirl anal and finally a very good load left in her mouth. Her eye makeup has become neatly smudged by scenes end and if the aim of any scene is to make you want to fuck the girl this one succeeded bigtime. John then shoos her on like a good dog where she finds Steve Holmes waiting and he plays with her tits some while also fingering her pussy and you hear how wet she is. Hillary then gets to feast on Steve's long cock and again some good sucking by this girl, some gagging, jerking, and the eye contact was good. Hillary does some more nasty rimming and damn she really goes for it so I wouldn't kiss her after this,lol. Steve Holmes is an equal opportunity fucker so he does the same to Hillary tonguing her ass and licking her pussy. Sexwise you start right in her ass with some mish anal and she tastes her ass some more, then it's more good cowgirl anal with some hands around her throat making her give us a not so pretty face but it so fit the scene's vibe. Steve then has some fun fucking both her pussy and ass in spoon, then it's doggie anal to close and Steve rains a good load down upon her face which has become even more smeared with makeup and now cum!! This was really one of Hillary's best scenes I've seen yet because she was fucking for so long and my interest in watching her never even waned in the slightest. If she doesn't get nominated for AVN Best New Starlet this year it's a crime unless they wait until the next year. She's got IT and I hope she has a long career.

Claudia Rossi:

Poor Claudia is a very pretty girl in her own right but she has one tremendously hot scene to follow so perhaps watch hers the next day or something because she can bring it as well. We start her scene with Erik and John walking up some stairs and eventually they find Claudia doing some cleaning, presumably in her apartment. It must be winter as everyone is bundled up. There is some friendly banter between everyone and we catch occasional glimpses of her body and leave it to the Hate Plow to get the scene really going. The men surround Claudia and the hands start going up her shirt and John does some good breast sucking. The guys also get her jeans down letting her smoking hot ass out and some good caressing is done to it along with a few playful slaps. Claudia then gets to really impress taking on both their cocks and this was another fine oral display from a very pretty young girl. The scene then shifts to another room where Claudia sucks cock some more and some sex is underway soon featuring spoon, doggie both vag and anal, then a revere cowgirl anal with dp and still in RC the guys trade off fucking her ass. Check out Erik's head which is sandwiched between her left thigh and right breast-- he sure had a great view of her being fucked as did John who was able to look down on her amazing body. You get some equally hot footage in the cowgirl dp which sees some A2M by her. The scene finishes strong with some mish anal with gaping, the boys dp her standing up and we end with her face decorated with sperm. Not a bad scene to wrap up a very well done dvd.

Extras & Final Thoughts:

Well this might be one of John Strong's best dvds since he's come to Platinum. Such a strong cast and each scene offers something for your porn buck but I must give a special shout out to Hillary Scott who has just taken the gonzo world by storm in 2005 and I just hope her weather pattern continues the whole year long!! But a title also featuring Sandra, Barbara, Haley, and Claudia turning in stellar efforts make this one a must buy for the hardcore fan. As for extras you are offered bonus footage which with this title is a must see, you also have a cum shot recap, a photo gallery, and finally some behind the scenes which again I highly recommend checking out. This title I can't recommend strongly enough, it's a knockout in the best possible way.