Alexis On Fire Review

Reviewed by cristabel  on  10/20/2004

"Alexis on fire" reminds "Portrait" so much because of the same climate. In this production Skye Blue (the same director) created very dark tone too. I mean, not "dark" like in "Night of the living dead", but it is darkly, and I do not know how to write this, because instead of to read book, I watch porn and I am not too eloquent. Dark sounds weird, doesn't it?
Aha, review, review.

Therefore we will not to look our women too good, and it's a pity, because they are very attractive. Darkness just wraps every scene, so even if we see the genitals, breast or leg quite well, the rest of body stays in shadow. Better visibility is only in close ups. It teased me very much, after all as I am typical male, I am visualizer and I want to see, to see and to see once again. When I will be wrinkled 60 years old man and my wife will be wrinkled 60 years old woman - then I will be making a love where is not lighting. Unless I will be rich, then I will have three 20 years old girlfriends and everywhere 100 watt fluorescent lamps and mirrors in bedroom. I'm disgusting.

Music accompanies us all the time, it is pretty silent and it does not disturb, but it is very good and nice for ear. Here I was really favourably surprised. Girls do not yell so horibly, rather pretty quietly groan. It irritate me always, as they shout and they groan without reason, even when they sucked just vibrator in this time. Nobody will make believe me, that they so excites with this. Besides when they scream, then I have to turn down always, because others inmates (like mum) will be thinking I'm watching really sick stuff. And finally this is porn, not "Texas chainsaw masacre" where by half of movie some girl run and shout that everybody can hear her, especially guy chasing her, instead of to hide in dark forest and come back to house. Fortunately there isn't this here.

Movie is quite good in artistic way, it's innovative. This is sure freshness for me after typical productions, maybe because I am novice in watching porn. Dark climate, good music, watching is pleasantly.

Minus, or plus, it depends how who will look at this, movie is too little stimulating. Because let's do not act, gentlemen, what disgusting we do, when we close the door in our room and we simulate, that we are watching Discovery, doing homework or we are reading book. When you're watching "Pink velvet", "Gina Lynn's Darkside", "Blonde jokes", it's hard to last out to end, but when you are watching "Alexis on fire" there is no such problem (though I will not say, that I held up, because not, hihi). This movie is not so pornographic like mentioned above. For one man is good, for another is not, it depends what do you need at this moment..

There is no plot in this movie. I would want to describe exactly who played in every scene, but it so bad visibility, that it's really hard to see who is who sometimes, especially to recognize male actors.

In every scene, except lesbian, there is Alexis. Once with one guy, once with two misters, sometimes some girl give helpful hand, but always on main plan is Alesis Amore.

Sex is not bad, rather average, nothing special, not so much varied, and it's dark, so dark. In first scene it make good impression (it's really nice view, Alexis make a love near the fire), but in next scenes is already quite annoying. One scene in darkness is enough.

However, lesbian scene is probably one of the worst I have seen. One minus is visibility, and second minus is that women at all do not caress each other, and supposedly, women like tenderness. Maybe someone does not want to lick by half hour some strange drunken lady, which just vomited, but everyone likes probably watching at kisses and women's caress. I do not want something like "Playboy" here, but I like watching gentle, sweet lesbian scenes.

The movie would be really good, but Sky Blue forgot about one important thing. "Alexis On fire" is not horror, it's not thriller too, it's porn movie. And when man is watching, porn then most of all he wants to see. To see girls and sex. And here we have climate like in horrors. It's too dark, I didn't recognize male actors, and I had problem with recognize of female performers. When you see not much, you are not excited.

The movie is worth of recommendation, if the hard, pornographic sex is a little bored, wants something new, or if someone is not crazy about hard sex on screen.

cristabel@recenzje.com