Alex & Bruno Review

Reviewed by joeblow69  on  5/21/2001

Dildos, dildos, and more dildos. That’s how Alex & Bruno starts out. Adam Kerr is laying alone on his bed, and starts unpacking his knapsack. He takes out about 6 different dildos along with a buttplug and some anal beads. This guy means business! Some of these plastic cocks were obviously meant for novelty use only… they’re bigger than my whole forearm! I’ll be damned if he doesn’t shove every last one up that ass of his! Sheesh! I usually don’t dig dildo play, but this was pretty hot. Except, I have to feel sorry for guys like this… after stretching your hole out that much, there is no way a real dick will ever be able to satisfy them.

Across town, Alex, our star, loves to show off his toned body, so he goes out on his terrace and does a little strip show for the neighborhood. This attracts a hunky cop, who stops by to give Alex a ticket. Before you can say “Is there some way we can work this out, officer?” Alex is on his knees sucking the cop’s dick. The cop is very sexy, has a nice layer of fur all over his chest, and looks mighty fine in his tighty whities. God, I’m a sucker for a man fillin’ out a pair of tighty whities! They fool around a bit before Alex gets his ass poked by the cop’s nightstick. Police brutality! I don’t see Alex complaining, though. Soon Alex is bouncing up and down on the officer’s big dick, and the both spew gooey cumshots.

After all that, the cop still gives Alex a ticket, which he has to work off by helping out at a farm out in the country. It’s on this farm where Alex meets Bruno (who looks much better on film than he does on the cover of the DVD). But, before Alex and Bruno get together, for some reason, we cut to the middle of the woods, where two other guys are meeting for a secret rendezvous. Francois Clairmont catches up with Stephane St-Laurent, who already has a hand down his pants and is ready for action. Francois is fairly average looking, but Stephane could actually be pretty cute if he didn’t shave so much. Chest, stomach and ball sack I can understand, but why in God’s name would you shave your public bush? This was a real turn-off for me, and marred an otherwise decent scene. The two suck each other off, then Stephane shoves his cock up Francois’s ass. (hehe… these French- Canadian names kill me! Just how butch can you be if you’re named Stephane or Francois?) Anyway, it’s a nice outdoor scene, and Stephane blows a particularly hearty load.

So back at the farm, Alex is taking a break from his chores and goes for a walk in the woods. He spies a flock of guys heading down to the river, and decides to follow them. Not only is the hunky, furry cop from scene 2 among them, but so is Stephane (the shaved crotch from scene 3), 2 twinkie boys, and one older scrawny guy (who is definitely not by type). Initially, they all pair up for some oral action, with the cop and Stephane pairing being the hottest. Eventually, they all come together for a big orgy of cock sucking and ass licking. In the end, Alex gets fucked by Stephane while all the other guys cum all over Alex’s chest.

Alex is doing his chores out in the fields when a big lightning storm hits, so he hurries into the barn for shelter. Lucky for him, Bruno had the same idea. Damn, Bruno is one fine looking specimen! And a very tasty looking cock too! Why couldn’t he have been in as many scenes are Alex? Anyway, Alex spies on Bruno jacking off from behind a haystack. Eventually, he gets caught, and Bruno brings him out in the open where the two guys can finally get to know each other better. Alex and Bruno have great chemistry together, and this scene is easily the highlight of the video. Don’t miss the great shots of Bruno’s big cock sliding between Alex’s sweet buns! Hot stuff! Alex sure seems to get fucked a lot in this movie, and this last scene is no exception.

Whoever shot Alex and Bruno must have had a serious underwear fetish… there’s more tightie whities in this flick than in the last 10 pornos I’ve seen put together! Not that I’m complaining, though. Bruno, in particular, looks spectacular filling out his Calvin Kleins with that pulsating boner of his. Unfortunately, the video quality is lacking. Looks like standard VHS graininess to me. There are a few extras, but nothing really notable.

Alex and Bruno was a rather pleasant surprise for me. Shot in Canada, it features fresh actors, and is a nice change of pace from the normal shlock that California is putting out. Sure, there are a few skanky guys here and there, but for the most part, the guys are at least fairly attractive, and the sex is decent. Nothing earthshattering, but it’s still better than the paint by numbers sex you normally get from Californian porn.

Running Time: 85 minutes

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