Aim To Please (Mustang) Review

The Details

• Title: Aim To Please
• Studio: Mustang/Falcon
• Director: Chi Chi LaRue
• Videographer: Max Phillips
• Still Photography: Greg Lensman
• Editor(s): Delta Productions
• Music: Sound Designs
• Cast: Billy Brandt, Jeremy Jordan, Cameron Fox, Jackson Price, Billy Kincaid, Nick Young, Vince Ditonno, Eric Leneau, Jason Branch, Jon Galt
• Date of Production: July 24, 2001
• Running Time (h:mm:ss): 1:25:31
• Menus & Chapters: Menu looked less chintzy than others I’ve seen coming out of Falcon. 4 chapters, placed strategically around the sex
• Extras: HAHA! Are you kidding me? This is Falcon! You know there’s none!
• Packaging: Billy Brandt all over it! Just the way it should be!

The Story

Jeremy Jordan introduces each scene. No real big plotline, just an icebreaker before the fucking starts! It actually would have been kind of cute if it hadn’t have been so shoddy! Jeremy reads each line off of a teleprompter (cue card?) and you can barely tell a hint of acting in the lines he reads. (Every scene is set at the INNdulge, which is Falcon’s favorite resort location to shoot in Palm Springs.) Also, the background noise wasn’t taken into consideration and you hear all this wind noise on the mics whenever Jeremy would speak.

1. Cameron Fox & Jackson Price
   Cameron Fox is so fucking yummy. I wasn’t feeling Jackson Price at first but I loved the way Cameron’s cock looked once it was pulled out. He just flopped it around and let Jackson have a suck. I also loved the little holes in the back of Jackson’s jeans: very white trash/beach bum looking. This scene really knew how to sizzle! Jackson kept the potty mouth up along with Cameron (who for once didn’t sound as femme as he does in other films), and they learned how to gauge each other quickly. A lot of the kissing seemed a bit fake here, but I was able to ignore it once the penetration came in. Fox is a jackrabbit and Price’s loose asshole was waiting for it! I know “loose” doesn’t sound very sexy but believe me, the folds of skin around Cameron’s torpedo were on FIRE! My only regret was Cameron didn’t finger him longer…
2. Billy Kincaid, Nick Young & Vince Ditonno
   Who let the twinks out?
   Billy is sitting in an empty apartment jacking off to Jocks’ “Eye Contact”. Nick is showing Vince around to his new apartment and happens to walk in on Billy “enjoying himself”. Vince basically gets excited and thus a three way ensues! And for some reason, this scene had all the workings of a hot mix and I just was barely warmed. I loved the slow motion work on the sheathing and unsheathing of Nick Young’s foreskin on the sofa, and I loved the inviting poses Vince seemed to give when his ass was pointed in the camera’s direction….But the rimming in this scene was horrible! And the whole fact that Billy looked 16 and barely like he even got what was going on just totally didn’t do it for me. Maybe if it looked less rehearsed and not as cheesy, I might have worked up to it. The actors just gave little room for me to believe this was professional or anything. They kept waiting for the director to make the next cue and the whole synch of their movements looked almost like a sex carousel. The only real delivery they mustered, was the spurting cum shots…
3. Jason Branch, Eric Leneau & Jon Galt
   This scene almost seemed lost in the midst of the hairless, horny and half-grown. Eric was but the lone twink, sandwiched between two beefy hairy men. He didn’t seem to mind, though, and neither did I! They really let the action simmer here and allowed each other to work off their hunger. Eric seemed like such an apprehensive star in this picture and Jason let his cock in nice and easy. It was almost like witnessing a virgin take it for the first time! Pig bottom Jon Galt wanted some of the action too and thick Jason was happy to oblige! I think it could have been hotter if Eric had used that HUGE wand between his legs, but I think at this point in the picture, I knew there wasn’t much that was going to “aim to please”. The rimming in this scene was also not up to par and had me questioning if Chi Chi LaRue even directed this or if she just slept through it all. Thank god the cum shots come through!
4. Billy Brandt & Jeremy Jordann
   I think it was apparently obvious, by the time that I got to this point, that the whole entire picture was based around this one scene. The two blond baby dolls were sitting on the porn shelf (not for long, because they are very hard working names!) and LaRue had to get them down to play with each other… This scene was the hottest thing about Aim To Please. The milky cumshot in the end, the moaning and pumping…the acrobatic penetration… It was brilliant! This scene itself culled an extra star! I’ll be rerunning this one often! Oh how I love thee, Billy Brandt…let me count the ways…

What I Liked
Billy! Duh! And Jeremy Jordan, when he wasn’t reading those ghetto lines! And I really am glad Cameron came through for me here, because he had so much potential. Jackson Price is also a hottie! I loved the way he used his talents! Heh heh…

What I Disliked
Oh my god, too much! Too much for a porn film to have been made the way it was! When I got to scene two and it had finished, I zoomed to the credits to see who directed this because I was seriously wondering why they would allow so much uncoordination! It looked like they’d all been through this before (even the fucking as most of the bottoms were loose—with the exception of Eric Lineau) and were merely going by the stage hands directions. All the off chance look-aways, made me want to slap the fucker who kept breaking concentration! And what was up with the rim jobs? Was it like, rimmers day off? I need some butt munch! Don’t pretend to lick it and just get your tongue near it. That’s lame! I can tell the difference!

DVD Quality — Very nice! A lot crisper than Falcon’s other efforts! I could barely see any color distortion anywhere! I really loved the credit scene as well and thought that was a nice touch.

Overall Thoughts — Ok, so as much griping as I did about the film, I did pay for it. And I think it offers a lot that a porn needs. It’s got hot sexy guys and it’s got big throbbing cocks and it’s got some pumping penetration, it’s just lacks that umph that I’m used to. And it’s weird because the only places I can point out where it would be needed, are in stupid technical (read: petty) spots. The actors seem to really dig what’s going on (with the except of Billy Kincaid who seemed too young to even know what sex is!) and they seem to be all with it. I just was distracted by the fact that they weren’t doing everything that I would be doing if I was in their same place (besides touching my six pac I would have, if I were a porn star)….

So this is a renter, maybe. Or a buyer if you’re like me and a DIE HARD Billy Brandt fan. I don’t give a shit if he’s gay-for-pay, he is one of the most beautiful creatures that ever walked the earth…And the way he’s featured in this, proves it! Even the way he kisses Jeremy, tugging on his lip and sucking his mouth with his tongue….AUGHH I want him so bad!!!! Billy Brandt “Aim(s) To Please”….this movie (unfortunately) tries too hard to.

~ folkyboy – XXX
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