Adult Stars at Home 3 Review

Reviewed by sweet dave  on  8/24/2003

Adam and Eve is well known for making high budget unexceptional exceptional films; films with too much production value in which the production vale steals away from the senuality of the moment. That is clearly not the case with the Adult Stars at Home series, which is basically "Porn Cribs", porn stars showing off their homes, and then of course because they're porn stars, having sex afterwards. In #3, the stars are Britney Andrews, Mark Davis, Steve Hatcher, and the legend himself, Ron Jeremy. Three guys and only one woman is not exactly what I would propose, but it works out at least three-quarters of the time.

Britney Andrews, the stunning statuesque blonde, displays her pretty house without any real personality, until she gets to her paddle drawer, and Britney begins to show another side of herself. That side blossoms as she pulls a "boytoy" out of the shower and spanks him all the way to the bedroom. Now personally, I like S&M only between women, but Britney is quite something. Once in bed, she maintains her complete control and is quite stimulating. Her scene alone makes this film watchable, but she isn't the only good show to be had.

Mark Davis has a simpler house, which he shares with his wife, African porn starlet Kitten. Highlights include his Harley, his department store maniquinn, and his awards, including his lifetime achievement award for over 2000 movies. The sex scene with Kitten is quite good as well. Kitten is gorgeous, and together, the couple show a great deal of the trust and love they have for each other. It's more than the typical porn sex scene; it's quite good.

Steve Hatcher has no personality at all. To me, he was either completely high or is just a total idiot as he bumbled around his house. In fact, at one point when he stepped onto one of his balconies, I feared he might fall off, and feared isn't the right word (hoping, praying, whatever). However, he finds a gorgeus young girl in his tub, and he and Honey combine for some fairly good sex.

Ron Jeremy, at first, seems to interupt the production as they are speaking with a redhaired British girl named Donna Marie, who describes herself as a "dirty British trollop". That's perfect for Jeremy, who enjoys her on the couch, and only then takes the crew back to his house. The Jeremy estate is as much a mess as he is, and what he seems most proud of is his turtle.

Except for Britney Andrews, whose scene was very good and entertaining, Adult Stars at Home 3 is quite uniteresting. You learn no real insight from the stars, only what their homes are like.