A-List 2 Review
Hustler
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: Van Styles
Starring: Jenna Haze, Shyla Stylez, Hillary Scott, Tory Lane, Kaiya Lynn
Released on: 2/27/2007
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Reviewed by Crucifixio Jones on 3/18/2007
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An A-List Cast That All Does “A”…A+! |
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  2007, 3 hours Hustler Video Directed by Van Styles Starring Jenna Haze, Shyla Stylez, Tory Lane, Hillary Scott and Kaiya Lynn  | |||||
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| A-List 2 contains an atypical cast selection for Styles, evidenced by the fact that there is only one girl here whom has appeared in a Van Styles production before. Seeming to generally prefer younger, all-natural waifs, only one such girl exists amongst this voluptuous and fake-breasted set and coincidentally, she fronts the box. The cast, however, remains not only one of Styles’ best but one of the best I’ve laid eyes on period. We shall see what the rest of the year holds but there have been hardly no movies in the previous three months of 2007 that can hold a candle to this lineup. | |||||
| Scene One: Shyla Stylez with Sascha | |||||
 The Girl: ”I’ve been saving my allowance and I finally got enough in my piggybank to shoot a Shyla Stylez anal scene,” says Van excitedly to Shyla as she goes about bending over and exposing her ass for his camera. If one thing can be said for certain, it’s that this ’07 version of Shyla Styles (letting Van pry her butt cheeks apart while she works a clear pyrex plug in and out of her asshole) is not the waifish yet unbelievably voracious and flat-chested teen we saw take everything Lexington Steele and Erik Everhard could toss at her in now-classic double-penetration scenes in Ass Worship 2, Lewd Conduct 12 and Balls Deep 4 & 5. (in fact, has Shyla done any IR since her much-anticipated “return?”) One failed marriage and contractually obligated hiatus, Styles currently appears even more busty than she was during her short stint with Jill Kelly Productions (and unfortunately for her old fans, her performance skills have seemingly decreased and diminished exponentially as her bustline exploded), Shyla’s now a tanned, thick and toned blonde glamazon who is to contend with the likes of Sascha in this scene. The Sex: After sucking his cock and stroking it into oak with both of her hands, Stylez pushes her massive tits together and Sascha’s tool falls out of sight when placed in between them. Her hips seemingly have a life and uncontrollable horny rhythm of their own when she mounts Sascha cowgirl; she rocks to and fro with malicious intent on his lap before he can even maneuver himself inside her fully. The dance she actually gives the tip of his dick is even worse. Between this bit of action and Stylez cooing nastily in his ear, it’s all too much for Sascha to handle: he hops to his feet and Shyla instinctively drops to her knees, knowing (as she has done to many a performer in the past) that she’s forced Sascha to pop prematurely (after only going one minute and eighteen seconds; yes, I did rewind and time it); were this a boxing match, I think you’d have to call that a first-round knockout. Once Sascha has that first one out of the way, the scene goes more smoothly and he’s able to handle Shyla’s non-stop sexual onslaught once more in cowgirl before they move to anal in doggie, reverse cowgirl and missionary. Stylez collects another load on her kisser and gleams, ”The second load tastes just as good as the first!”  | |||||
| Scene Two: Tory Lane with Mark Wood | |||||
 The Girl: Tory Lane (Angels of Debauchery 2, Bet Your Ass 3 and Big Wet Asses 10), for all intents and purposes, is easily one of the best pure performers working in adult today. An amazing combination of a laundry list of lethal attributes – passionate, explosive and captivating – Lane is a storm; an unstoppable force who washes over all her partners, be it male or female, with a savage intensity that threatens to overwhelm them and home viewers. Tory has been, almost since her debut, a consistently entertaining and compelling master talent and to watch her is to witness something magical. If a porn performance can be beautiful, Tory Lane is an artist who always sutures together brutally whackable and nasty performances out of whatever her partner gives her and turns out time-capsule-worthy perfs. The Sex: Ms. Lane is guaranteed to smoke, whether she’s paired with a broomstick or a corpse, but when thrown to Mark Wood, she becomes downright animalistic. Their chemistry is always off-the-charts (see: Ass Worship 9, Boob Bangers 3, Double Decker Sandwich 7 and Juggies 3) to the point where I wonder if wifey Francesca Le’ ever becomes suspicious of the two (perhaps that was the impetus behind their scene together in Different Point of View). The two fit like puzzle pieces. Lane, her knockers spilling over her airbrushed wifebeater, is a house on fire but it is she who burns Wood down in cowgirl and then on her back, bouncing off of Mark’s cock in anal mish like a hyperactive kid at Disney World who forgot her Ritalin while she slaps at her tits and chokes herself. In anal reverse cowgirl and doggie they build up a wild, fast and pounding pace that Tory’s asshole adores but she has to sink some fingers into her pussy simultaneously just the same. She’s generous with ass-to-mouth oral, doing her best to deepthroat Wood before he covers her chin with his pop. I knew what this would be before it even began: excellence.
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Scene Three: Hillary Scott with Mark Wood & Alec Knight |
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 The Girl: Regardless of your opinion of Hillary Scott (Absolute Ass 4, F My A 2, Take It Black 5 and Twisted Youth), she’s a female talent one should admire and respect. Though her mad, one-of-a-kind performances are now industry-renowned and critically praised it was her razor-sharp and career-minded focus that allowed her to dominate the female performance landscape last year and literally snatch the AVN Female Performer of the Year crown at the awards ceremony, cementing her place in adult entertainment history. To anyone paying attention it was obvious it was something she wanted badly and had her sights set on. By the time January finally rolled around, the envelope marked with her category was one of the few that was never really in question whose name lied inside. The Super Ass Whore, Anal Princess aka “Britney Rears”, especially after her star-making performance in Sex-Z Pictures’ Corruption likely had the least amount of doubt of us all. I recall her striding confidently, almost expectantly and appearing devoid of butterflies, as she accepted her well-deserved and hard-earned prize. The Sex: A long chat with Styles outdoors and copious teasing with a long lollipop eventually leads Hillary to two long, hard dicks indoors. Our Hillary, as we’ve come to expect, knows just what to do with her prospective ski poles; she prepares for a downhill slalom into depravity, inserting one in her mouth and jerking the other, swapping them back and forth with ease and uncanny familiarity in this two-on-one situation. After Alec and Mark share in Scott’s pussy standing doggie, she discards her white tennis skirt and matching pumps before mounting Wood anal reverse cowgirl, her legs appearing to go on for miles, wrapped in sexy striped thigh-high stockings. She continues to tackle each man separately – Alec in anal doggie, Mark in anal cowgirl – before she finally squeezes both cocks into her orifices in a cowgirl double penetration (which she accomplishes by simply removing Mark from her ass in cowgirl and putting him directly in her pussy, making her ass open and available for anal with Alec). They d.p. her standing and feed Hillary their ass juice-covered cock before d.p.ing her again in reverse cowgirl. Scott takes her place beneath both cocks and eagerly awaits their jizz, which lands all over her smiling face and fills her mouth. A gargle and one big swallow later, the loads and this scene are all history. | |
| Scene Four: Kaiya Lynn with Ben English | |||||
 The Girl: Kaiya Lynn (Oh Me So Horny 4, Short & Sleazy and Asian Bang) is in the unenviable position of being the one girl included in this cast who is the least-known (but certainly not the least respected or beautiful); the only non-“superstar” here. But if given the opportunity, Kaiya’s the one girl present who I would have eagerly and enthusiastically personally recommended. Now rarely do I talk about myself within the body of a review but a recent description of Kaiya Lynn (excised for space reasons in the January issue of AVN magazine) was so similarly beautiful it deserves to see the light of day somewhere, much like the performer herself, who I feel is a grossly overlooked, underrated and certainly underutilized talent. I waxed: ”Kaiya Lynn is a barn-burner. A singular talent with an almost unimaginable combination of attributes; a modestly endowed spinner with perpetually erect nipples, a dazzling smile and of course, an insatiable sexual appetite she remains one of the most impressive anal starlets to arrive in recent years.” So I suppose it goes without saying that I’m quite happy to see her here and was anxiously anticipating her presence. The Sex: Immediately recognizable will be the surroundings; this was shot at Jules Jordan’s pad giving it a slightly familiar feel barring the fact that neither Ben English nor Kaiya Lynn have been in any of Jordan’s movies (or Van’s for that matter) before. Kaiya blesses her boss with her typical awe-inspiring head then rides him cowgirl. The deeper Derek drills his curved arrowhead into her tiny twat, the louder Lynn caterwauls. She shellacs his prick with another coat of slippery saliva allowing it easier entry into her asshole spoon on the floor. When Kaiya shrieks ”I like getting fucked in my ass! It feels so good in my ass! That’s good, that’s good, that’s good!” I believe her. With English thrusting upwards into her bung in reverse cowgirl, Kaiya just shuts her eyes, clenches her teeth and rubs her clit, drifting further and further off into bliss. The relentless, high-impact screw continues in standing doggie after some ass-to-mouth and culminates with English splattering Kaiya’s entire face with a messy shower of angry authoritarian semen. It’s good to be in charge. | |||||
| Scene Five: Jenna Haze with Scott Nails | |||||
 The Girl: Rededicating herself to boy/girl sex after Jill Kelly Productions folded, Jenna Haze, with the unmistakable assistance of boyfriend/Svengali Jules Jordan (who cast her exclusively in his and her most high-profile and best project of last year, Jenna Haze Dark Side, which also served to double as an undeniable calling card for the foreseeable future, trumpeting her myriad skills in a variety of different areas) staged one of the most memorable re-emergences in recent memory. The Sex: Van Styles is experimenting again. Because I swear if someone handed you this scene and asked you to guess the director, he’d be the last name on your list, if on that list at all. Jenna teases against a wall, Styles capturing it mostly from a distance, blurring Haze in and out of focus, making rapid cuts and edits and occasionally switching to black and white all with a slow beat playing in the background. It doesn’t hurt our look at Jenna’s tight and round little butt at all but it’s definitely not something we’re used to seeing from Van. Porn’s a strange business: only here can you get away with helping a friend’s girlfriend ram her ass with a clear green butt plug, feed it to her and still be buddies the next day. Jenna begins with her lips wrapped around the lengthy third leg of all-purpose swordsman Scott Nails, who pokes his tool at Haze through the bars of the winding staircase she sits on. He and his Seth Gecko sleeve tattoo eventually make their way around to Haze to let her get at it proper. Like always, Jenna attacks it with gusto, applying an ideal combination of mouth action and two twirling fists ala greats Jeanna Fine and Jill Kelly. Backing against their previous prop, Jenna offers her backside to Scott and he gamely fucks her through the staircase bars. Ass-to-mouth adoration precedes a time cut that takes us to Haze, now shirtless and skirtless, lowering herself anal reverse cowgirl onto Nail’s pistoning prick, the couple still resting on the bottom few stairs. Later, on a red leather sofa Scott has his way with Jenna’s ass up-and-over doggie, Haze shouting back nasty encouragement. He buries his cock in her ass and then between her lips before diving back into her backdoor and repeating the process before lining his cock with Jenna’s other opening missionary. Jenna gives and gets her best in this position and then gets on her knees, stroking Scott’s meat in a circular motion until he streaks her cheek with a sudden blast of cream. Nails scoops it up and feeds it to Jenna, who wears a mischievous grin. Special Features:
 Overall: When you couple this with the grand anal extravaganza that was Gaped Crusaders it makes it pretty hard to argue against Styles’ place amongst today’s better gonzo shooters. Shyla Stylez was a vision in shiny pink and her pussy straight-up embarrassed the underprepared Sascha. Tory Lane and Mark Wood may as well break the news to Francesca and proceed with their nuptials; they make that great of an onscreen couple. It takes more than one cock to sate the thirst of an uncontrollable whore like Hillary Scott and I’m not convinced she was really satisfied at her scene’s conclusion. I’m about fed up with people sleeping on Kaiya Lynn. Perhaps her scene her will convince people to not only seek the Asian spinner’s past work but book her for future appearances. The finale with Jenna Haze was the perfect capper and likely pleased a bevy of Haze’s many dedicated fans. If you don’t see this and soon, you’re only cheating yourself.  |
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