4 on the Floor Review

Reviewed by latinluvr  on  9/16/2006

We start off with a warning that this flick, which was shot recently, was filmed on older equipment (more on that later).

Scene 1 involves Trent, a cute twink with a mop of brown hair. Once he gets out his outfit that looks circa 1985 (tight torn jeans and a wifebeater) we get to see his toned body and nice cock (probably 7 or 8"). This is a solo jack-off scene (wish there was more). Besides the fact that it was shot in what appears to be a cheap motel and Trent addresses his "audience" afterwards, both very trite solo porn conventions, I liked seeing Trent tense up and show us his six-pack and cute pecs. In the end, Trent shoots a massive load (it hits his face, hair, the pillow he's propped up on and probably the headboard). With a sticky string of spooge from his chin to his chest, Trent's done a pretty good job--except that the sound wasn't great and the video quality was terrible.

Ah...scene 2. Now this film redeems itself. Alex is a hot fucking latin boy (probably Central American or
Mexican descent) with a tight little body and chocolate skin. The scene starts off with him jacking to some internet porn. When his computer crashes, he has to call his friend Kelly to come over and fix it because he has a "paper" to finish. Now don't get me wrong, Alex is American--he talks like any young twenty-something ("dude", etc). I also like his assertiveness. Kelly arrives (a little effeminate) and discovers the problem--a pic that Alex downloaded from a gay porn site. Alex tries to deny he's gay but Kelly isn't buying it. Soon Kelly is on his knees pleasuring Alex's slab of carne. Alex responds with a very skilled suck of Kelly. Surprisingly, Alex is the one who gets fucked here (thought for sure he was a top and Kelly the bottom). Kelly slams Alex on his back for a little while and then they switch to doggy. Kelly fucks fast with the occasional, slow deep thrust. To get the maximum bang for his fuck, Kelly pulls in on the thrusts and jabs and pushes out when he resumes the quick doggy. Alex, who's obviously enjoying it, starts leaning into it and Kelly goes deeper after re-adjusting his leg onto the bed. The bed's creaking and we can here slapping as Kelly gives it to Alex. After a hard, grinding fuck, Kelly finally nuts a few nice streams onto the small of Alex's back. Alex then cums in Kelly's mouth as he gets sucked off. What a hot scene!

Scene 3 sucks. Kyle is obviously gay-for-pay. It's shot outside (no sound and bad lighting). Kyle does shoot a nice load up to his pecs in the end though. This was also a solo scene.

Scene 4 was better. Caleb is a cutie (swimmer's build). He speaks to the cameraman in the beginning (also cliche in these solo scenes). He's got a normal sized cock, like Kyle did in scene 3. We have sound this time and the video is better. However, Caleb is a silent cummer who only manages to squeeze out some drops onto his thigh.

Scene 5 has some hot guys with big cocks. Jordan (my favorite), Shane and Bobby are playing cards (strip poker). Jordan wins and before long all of the guys are sucking each other off. In walks Kelly, apparently back from a trip, and he joins in immediately. Kelly then fucks Jordan (in the same hot, deep, grinding style as in scene 2) and Bobby hops into Shane (also a power-fuck). Unfortunately, even though the fucking is hard and the guys are probably making a good deal of noise, we wouldn't know it because the sound mixing people screwed up and kept playing the vocals from the beginning of the scene (and very quietly at that) over and over again! That ruins the scene! Anyway, in the end, the boys are in a chainfuck with Shane the total bottom, Jordan in Shane, Bobby in Jordan and Kelly in Bobby. Shane nuts first--all over his lower chest. Next cums Jordan who's pulled out of Shane but still has Bobby in him. Even though the camera is blurry, Jordan fires some big globs onto Shane's awaiting chest. Kelly had previously pulled out of Bobby and cums onto Shane from the side with a nice ropey wad. Finally, Bobby cums inside Jordan (well we don't see it and can't hear anything so that's what I'm assuming).

To sum up--the video quality is horrible. Especially for a $40 video! Audio is also substandard or absent in whole segments. The flick is also heavy with solos--even though some of the guys are cute and blow nice loads, these are simply boring--especially since they are done in the same mold as all other solo jack-off scenes. Scene 5 would have been hot if it had sound. If anyone can get a copy with sound, I'd highly recommend it. The only scene with any saving graces is #2. If you can, skip this movie and just download scene two on streaming video--it, I promise, is hot, while the rest of the film was an overpriced disappointment.