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I can't imagine what I was thinking, but at some stage I'm sure
I reckoned TT Boy's forays into Brazil were worth checking out.
And maybe at some point they are. Yet I found myself cringing typing
the title of this movie, which isn't even accurate as the girls
are all Brazilian, which makes Portugal, if anywhere, their most
likely ancestral homeland. Doubtless I'm missing the point in my
deliberately obtuse way. It's hard to miss the point of this movie,
however, which sticks rigidly to the proclaimed formula. Each girl
has three black men all to herself (and each girl looks oh so thrilled
about it too, I must sarcastically add). Again, I find myself wondering
just what exactly it is that the racial angle adds to the movie.
As we'll see, this is simply a very formulaic smut flick.
Dada
So like I say, there's no great secret to this stuff. It's just
a case of the homies getting it on down Rio way with a bunch of
curvy little Cariocas - quite possibly coincidence, but it seems
most of the girls in Rio-shot scenes I've witnessed tend to be petite.
The first of these, introduced by Teo, is Dada, the covergirl. She
is just a picture. All in all, from her sweet face to her super
smooth skin and simply unreal tits, she seems too good to be true.
Teo tries to wipe off her sole blemish, a tattoo (or two). Jamaica,
Domineko and Wesley take over, for the usual sort of sex: lots of
oral, with as much cock in her mouth as she can handle, and then
they take turns fucking her and stuffing more cock in her pretty
little face.
It seems each position highlights a different facet of Dada's considerable
appeal, it's all hard and hot and sweat, taking in anal sex and
double penetration too, but it just doesn't seem to add up to a
hell of a lot, perhaps because young Dada is either overwhelmed
or more likely simply uninterested. She's compliant but quite passive,
and all that's really left is the thrill of such a young beauty
doing such "nasty" things. She ends up with lots of come on her
face. You'll see little that differs from this in the rest of the
movie.
Andrea
Andrea is equally young though not so pretty. However, she's certainly
got the moves and the curves, putting both together to turn on the
guys as she wiggles around in and out of white undies. It strikes
me how immune I've become to watching a group of lairy lads pawing
at some poor girl - it's really quite unedifying, in truth, a grim
reflection of the leering home audience. I guess it doesn't pay
to linger on such thoughts. So let's move on to the sex, which is
much as before, with Mark instead of Jamaica in the scene. The positions
are of the usual variety, though at least Andrea seems a little
more vocal and involved, moving herself for a long time on Domineko's
cock, before TT's lens focuses on her rose petal pussy while Wesley
nudges his cock up her ass. IT goes deep inside as she moves herself
again. There's some gritty DP action too before the guys paint her
face with come. Did I say she's got gorgeous tits, lads?
Karini
Another curvy little Rio girl, Karini's looks turn out to be rather
plain, and seem more so as the sex unravels and I'm looking for
something more to maintain my interest. She does have quite a sexy
body, a body that's surrounded by the three men: Mark, Domineko
and Darren. She slobbers over their cocks and looks at the camera.
It seems strangely perfunctory. Surely this isn't an everyday occurrence,
even for…well, I don't want to head down that road. Ask a more cynical
reviewer. Mark goes up her ass, injecting a little more urgency,
and we see her perform ass-to-mouth oral. She can take two in her
mouth and, surprise, surprise, two in her ass. I'd rather she did
one guy and looked like she was really into it. Not that I'm blaming
her.
Angel
So as one girl fades, another appears. A gorgeous bottom slips in
and out of tiny denim shorts. This girl looks familiar. This is
the very pretty Angel, who appears, along with her dinky denim shorts,
in the far superior Sex Thriller. Her body is firm and toned but
still wickedly curvy. If the formula for the sex is the same, at
least her heavenly form is on show, and she gets far more into it.
Jamaica also adds some verve to proceedings, and at last we get
a sense of people getting it on because they're damn horny, and
not just cause TT's writing them a useful cheque. Maybe an exaggeration,
either way, but it's better.
After working up a head of steam with some straight sex, Mark abandons
her hairless pussy and squidges his lubed-up dick into Angel's tight
anus. Squatting on Jamaica, she moves her sensational ass, raising
the pace, till she sits up and a glob of goo spurts from her bum.
Let's move swiftly on to an intense DP which brings a look of concern
to her cute face, all of which neatly encapsulates the appeal (or
otherwise) of this movie and its ilk, namely a pretty little girl
utterly stuffed full of gristly dicks, simultaneously glorious and
grotesque. The finale is the usual round of ejaculations on her
face.
Talisa
Finally, more glorious curves are in evidence as Talisa wiggles
into view. She's a lively girl with light eyes, streaked red and
blonde hair and tan skin. However, as she breathlessly and readily
does the required crude things with her mouth and their cocks, I
find I can't get over her superb boobs every time they pop into
view. They're full, firm and high, and a treat to behold. TT's biography
styles her as a rich girl gone bad, but whatever the truth, she
seems a little wilder, livelier and generally more up for it.
Teo and Jamaica fuck her and benefit from her oral expertise, but
it's the perpetually heavy-lidded Domineko who first intrudes into
her anus. There's no DP here but there's some other naughty and
quite probably unhygienic stuff going on, as Jamaica goes balls
deep into her bum, and then, with brown staining evident on the
sheets, Talisa turns round and sucks his cock without missing a
beat, while Teo crows "You like ca-ca?" Teo also provides her with
penetrating anal before the guys all come on her face as the unashamedly
non-PC theme tune rolls one last time.
Overall
Now, I must admit that most of my problems with 3 Black Dicks and
A Spanish Chick 2 are a matter of personal preference rather than
any fundamental flaws. If the basic premise appeals to you more
than me, then I could imagine you'll get more from the movie. I
just found it all too samey, too plodding and too lacking in the
kind of vibe that would make it more worthwhile - it's all performed
as though group sex is a daily occurrence (which could well be true)
rather than something extra wild, naughty or nasty that's worth
watching as a specially saucy treat. It's shot quite well but could
do with sharper editing and a greater sense of urgency to move things
along, and once too often we see guys who think their face is out
of shot looking like they're missing a good football match. Still,
there are some rather cute girls who sporadically get into it and
are worth a peep if nothing else. Angel and Talisa are pretty hot
stuff, and Dada is too cute to be true, certainly too cute to be
doing this sort of thing with this sort of gentleman!
DVD Comments
The picture quality is good, though the colour has a "flat" quality
to it, and the sound is fine. It's all done to an acceptable degree
of competence, I suppose. The extras comprise the usual cheeky comments
by TT in the biographies, a photo gallery, a selection of trailers
and a short and inconsequential behind the scenes clip.
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