2's Company but 3's Allowed Review

Reviewed by Rieekan  on  3/21/2002

* DIRECTOR: Various.
* DURATION: No time code (»75mins?).
* STARRING: Allysin Chaynes, Bridgette Kerkove, Brittany Andrews, Inari Vachs, Jennifer Leigh, Mariah, Tabitha Stevens, Teri Starr & Vivian Valentine.

At first glance, 2’s Company but 3’s Allowed looks a lot better than it really is. With a cast including Allysin Chaynes, Bridgette Kerkove, Inari Vachs, Tabitha Stevens & Teri Starr, there’s potential for greatness. But sadly this sale-priced threesome compilation from Knob-Ryder promises much more than it delivers.

Source material comes from Agent 69, Carnal Secrets, Gush, Limousine Confessions and Tai Blow Job. I haven’t seen any of these films but judging by the represented A/V quality here, they’re all pretty old.

As for extras, I think this is the second DVD I’ve seen that claims ads as its only extras. In this case, they’re for the company rather than for phone sex, but they’re not even good ads. Still not doing yourself any favours Knob-Ryder! (And where’s the dang time code?) For some reason, Jennifer Leigh was omitted from the box-cover credits.

(Tai Blow Job) Allysin Chaynes and Mariah get busy with one lucky guy. The scene begins with virtually no oral (does 3 seconds count?) then the guy does both girls from behind. Allysin and Mariah are two choice offerings from the small-breasted teen segment if that’s your thing, and their hair contrasts nicely. The girls 69 followed by some more sex and a completely fake (not shown) money shot on the girls’ mouths. The sex was quiet and routine and the faked ending was very annoying.

(Gush) Jennifer Leigh, Dave Hardman and another guy go at it in a lounge. Jennifer is a blonde with an average face and small natural breasts, doing a fairly standard suck’n’fuck DT (double team). She was sort of cute but the guys were ugly. I find it virtually impossible to like any scene Dirty Dave’s in. He drips a bit in her mouth, which she spits out. The other guy gets some impressive pops on her face and body, filmed from a poor angle. He then masturbates her and she squirts twice. Interesting ... I haven’t seen that in a while. But still a problematic scene with Dirty Dave.

(Limousine Confessions) Tabitha Stevens and Teri Starr, two of my favourite blondes, take on a guy in this awful A/V quality scene. Damn, this guy died and went to my heaven. The girls give a decent double blow, then he eats them on a couch. The oddly grainy footage, slightly dark room and flat filming style made this seem like a 70s documentary. Tabitha gets to screw first, then Teri, her small tits bouncing together. Tabitha has another ride and the scene ends with a flaccid double facial. This should have been much better but the grain and poor direction harmed what little heat this scene had.

(Carnal Secrets) Vivian Valentine and two guys have sex in a dark strip club. The lighting was poor and some of the filming was R-ready. Vivian blows both guys, screws standing doggy and does anal and a DP. The guys cum around her mouth to end this poor scene.

(Limousine Confessions) Augmented Brittany Andrews and natural Inari Vachs enjoy each other’s company in the back of a limo, while an ugly guy watches. They briefly play with each other (one kiss counts as foreplay in girl/girl scenes) and use toys on each other for a while. Eventually the guy comes over, jerks and sprays on Brittany’s neck and body. An odd, not very enjoyable scene.

(Agent 69) Bridgette Kerkove, looking very nice as usual, takes on two guys in an oddly-lit bar. Standard DT and of course poorly filmed DP. The guys cum on her face and mouth. The coloured lighting and setting were just bad, but I’m over it.

Rieekan (rieekan333@yahoo.co.uk)