18 and Eager for Anal Review

18 And Eager For Anal

Leisure Time

Compilation, Anal

Starring: ?

Directed By:N/A

Running Time:Feature: 207 minutes, Total: 207 minutes

RATINGS

Feature:3.09

Extras:2.09

Sex:3.86

TOTAL:3.01

Compliance Statement

FEATURE

I got this free from Adult DVD Empire from September's sale. It is Titled 23568 on the disc as well as at the start of the DVD, but on the underside of the disc, in miniscule print, is the title 18 and Eager for Anal. I checked this out on ADE and found out this is in fact the disc's name. This is a compilation DVD with no extras and a plethora of phone sex adds. There does not appear to be a time code and the audio and video quality vary, but not that much. The video is dependably bad, with the same problems over the length of the film, which leads me to believe it was a bad transfer. Whenever there is a shot with fast movements the video gets blocky. I will only do blow by blow (pun intended but unoriginal) descriptions of scenes that score above five.

SCENE 1:

This woman's lime green and orange fingernails are a tell tale sign of the early nineties. I do not recognize either of these performers, there is a man and a woman. They are in a pool. She has a slightly above average face and big fake boobs that were not well done. The scene only lasts five minutes or so. They do BJ,Doggie Anal, and Missionary Anal with a stomach and pussy cumshot. The camera work is almost entirely made up of extreme closeups.

Chick:4.5

Scene:1.25

SCENE 2:

This scene has Alex Sanders in a gym with a petite woman. She has dark brown hair, tiny tits, a nice ass, and a relatively pretty face. There doesn't seem to be any sound, just bad music.

BJ: This is a very long blowjob, she takes it slow.

Cunnilingus: He plays with her pussy and licks it.

Missionary Anal: He does her vag for a couple seconds before going right to the ass. The closeups and music are ruining this.

Doggie Anal: She strokes her clit, with his cock embedded in her ass, they actually have a few full body shots.

Spoon & Missionary Anal: This is a cool variant of spoon, he is kneeling instead of laying down. They keep keep throwing in closeups of mish, until they switch to it before the cumshot on her vagina.

Chick:7

Scene:4

SCENE 3:

This is a two girl one guy scene that starts in the middle of cunnilingus, this lasts about a minute. The lighting is low. The first girl is a small breasted bleached blonde, she looks very average. The second girl is a brunette with an old bleach job, medium natural tits and a run of the mill face. There are some focus problems. They go through Cunnilingus, Missionary, Dildo, and Missionary Anal before he jacks a BB sized nut onto the blonde.

Blonde:5

Brunette:4

Scene:1.25

SCENE 4:

This is another older scene, it takes place in a kitchen with a guy and a big haired sandy blonde with small tits that are starting to point downward. She is pretty but looks too trashy. They perform a BJ, with a lot of man ass shots, Cunnilingus, more of an ass licking, Doggie, and Doggie Anal. He busts another mini-giz onto her ass.

Chick:5.5

Scene:1.75

SCENE 5:

Another oldie with a black haired woman and a dude. She is wearing early nineties casual office attire. He starts to undress her, getting my hopes up for some foreplay, before the scene cuts to fast sex. She is freckle faced but pretty, she was probably a hottie a few years before this was taped but her boobs are beginning to sag. They do Cowgirl, Missionary, BJ, Reverse Cowgirl, Missionary Anal, Doggie Anal, and Reverse Cowgirl Anal. There are some very odd BJ parts. In one he seems to want to jack off more than get sucked. In another he lifts his legs up like he wants a cock missionary style and pokes his peepee through his legs for her to try and suck.She jacks him off onto her face and blows him afterward.

Chick:5.5

Scene:2.25

SCENE 6:

This begins with a closeup of two dicks in a woman's mouth. It has Ron Jeremy. She has freckles all over her body, but it's a nice body. She is all natural with a face just above the norm. The camera work is horrible and you can here the director telling them what to do. Ron keeps fucking her deep and she keeps having to push him back because it hurts. This all takes place with BJ, Missionary, Doggie, Cunnilingus, and Doggie Anal. She has a penis in her mouth for the entire scene. The doggie anal is sad and extremely overlong, the guy can't stay hard so he has to hold his penis straight to be able to continue. I keep leaving the room in hopes that it will be over when I come back. He sprays on her ass, then Ron Ron finally cums on her tits.

Chick:5.5

Scene:0.25

Scene 7:

This is a spa scene that is in soft focus. Jon Dough is with a hot blond with medium to large natural breasts, very nice. She has blonde hair and is beautiful in comparison to the last few scenes. They dry hum in Reverse cowgirl and cowgirl while in the water.

BJ: There are some cheesy areas but the BJ is sexy. If anyone can I.D. this woman please email me. He stands above her and humps her mouth.

Standing Doggie Anal: Her tits swing while she fingers herself, he cums very quickly.

Chick: 8

Scene: 5.5

Scene:8

This one has Jonathan Morgan with two eighties women with huge knockers. The blonde is a bit chunky and not very hot. The black haired woman is prettier but kind of old. They go through BJ, Titfuck, Cowgirl, Missionary, Cunnilingus, and Missionary Anal. All of the camera angles are bad. He nuts on their monster titties.

Blonde:3.5

Chick 2:5

Scene:2.38

Scene 9:

This chick has a great ass. She is bent over with a white thong on. She has brown hair and a beautiful body. I would appreciate an I.D. here as well, she is the hottest woman yet and she has perfect boobs.

BJ: She sucks him until he gets hard. This is sensual and wet, a very good segment.

Cunnilingus: The camera angles detract from this segment as he fingers and licks her pussy.

Missionary: She rubs her clit as he fucks her. This is overdubbed like old kung fu.

Doggie Anal: She keeps up her clit work and he penetrates her ass completely. She is laying on her stomach and he is squating above her, a very cool position, but you hardly get to see it because of the closeups.

Scissors Anal: They do this for a minute or so before he starts to cum on her tits. She actually cups her hands and tries to catch all of the giz.

Chick:9

Scene:4

Scene 10:

This is outdoors with two guys and two girls. One of the girls is Katie Gold, the other woman doesn't really do anything except stand around being naked so she won't be rated. The camera is handheld, apparently be someone with Parkinson's. The director talks the entire time. I am leaving the room.

Katie:5

Scene:-1

Scene 11:

This scene looks very old. One of the women is old enough to be my mom. The other woman is thin and younger, just plain. The guy can't even stay hard, and I'm not sure I can blame him.

Old Woman:0

Chick 2:4

Scene:2

Scene 12:

This starts with a very shaky interview. She is another average looking girl with brown hair, small boobs and a chunky face. She has a hairy snatch. This camera work is horrible. She does a very long scene with one guy, no anal, then does another guy. This is essentially two scenes with the same woman, her ass gets busted in the second part.

Chick:4

Scene:1.5

Scene 13:

This has an Asian woman getting doubled up on at a poker table. She is another average looking slightly old woman. The guys can't stay hard even though she sucks a mean cock. She keeps talking about how the guy is fucking her ass in the final segment but a close inspection of her koochie area shows that she is in fact taking it in the snatch.

Chick:4.5

Scene:1.75

Scene 14:

This starts with a hot chick showering. She has blonde hair and medium natural tits. She has a very sultry looking round face. For some reason she is wearing all of her jewelry in the shower. She is also very tall.

BJ: She sucks him hard. There is an extremely cheesy slow motion part that takes forever, and ever, and ever...

Cunnilingus: She sits on the counter and he sucks her muff. The shower and oral segments of this scene last fifteen minutes.

Standing Doggie: One of the great things about tall women is all of the standing positions made available by their height.

Reverse Cowgirl Anal: They show the insertion in extreme slow-mo. He ghost cums on her pussy, it must be invisible.

Chick:7

Scene:5

Scene 15:

This is a compilation of all the cumshots.

Scene 16:

This is a safe sex guide thing. At the end of the DVD there is the menu, what a great place to put it.

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