100% Strap-On Review

100% Strap-On

Elegant Angel

All Girl

Starring: Loni, Melody Max, Sandra Shine, Brittany Starr, Felicia, Sky Taylor, Nautica, Ava Vincent, Nikita Denise, Caroline Pierce, Katie Morgan, Ashley Marina, Mickey G., Johnny St. James

Directed By:Patrick Collins

Running Time:Feature: 132 minutes, Total: 206 minutes

RATINGS

Feature + Extras:6.56

Sex:6.99

Women:7.63

TOTAL:7.06

FEATURE:

This is an all sex, "lesbian" film from Elegant Angel. Each scene starts with some short, though fairly natural dialogue to lead into the sex. The video gets choppy when the camera moves too fast. I am not sure if this is because of their camera or my laptop, either way it doesn't really grap too much of my attention. The DVD has some scratches as well and my computer had a lot of trouble playing the final scene. Since I had an equal amount of trouble watching the final scene I'm not too angry. Apparently my computer has good taste in porn. Before I talk about why I liked this film I'll elaborate on the negative aspects I encountered. First off: This is not an all girl film, the final scene has two men. Two men and one woman wielding a strap-on. So while the scene remains true to the title, it breaks away from the "All-Girl" written under the title. I don't care how good it may feel in real life, I don't watch porn to see men get penetrated. Second: There are more female performers listed in all of the credits than actually appear in the film. There seems to be a scene missing, you can see parts of it in the opening credits and on the box cover. I am guessing it has Mya and Misty Mason. I am guessing because of my third point: Terrible chick I.D. Yet with all of these problems this movie may still be a keeper. The first four scenes are excellent, with wonderful chemistry and sexual energy. They may not have the most polished camera work or production values but the unedited quality of the scenes conveys the womens enjoyment of sex much better than any overly edited checklist porn I have seen. This is not some sterilized version of sex, it is the real thing. Patrick Collins lets things go and the scenes develope on their own just fine.

Positions: Cunnilingus, Toys, Choking, Fingering, Strap-On: BJ, Cowgirl, RC, PTM, Dick Slap, Missionary, Doggie, DP.

Description: Melody is a photographer doing a hardcore shoot. Ava, Nautica, and Nikita are experienced porn stars and the other girls are newbies who think they are there for softcore. It isn't long before there is a strap-on sextravaganza. The new girls are broken in orgy style. There is a lot going on and the camera work doesn't seem very planned. Melody slaps Ashley in the face when she cums. Then when Ashley cums a second time she gets choked a little. The scene is a very natural twenty minutes or so. There are female orgasms all over the place.

Ava:8

Nikita:8.5

Melody:8.5

Nautica:9

CAroline:3

Katy:8

Ashley:8

Scene:8.79

Positions: Whipping, Slapping, Fingering, Cunnilingus, Anal, Toys, Strap-On: Cowgirl, RC.

Description: Sandra and Lolita are slutty teens and Melody's job is to beat them, then fuck them, into submission. Melody slap Lolita hard right at the start of the scene. Then she cages Sandra and attaches clamps to her nipples and clit. Lolita is tied up naked and she takes a whipping from Melody. Melody them makes her use a huge back massager on her clit. I love all the talk. Lolita's butt is whipped while she has a bead dildo in her ass. Then she rides Melody's strap-on in a sex swing. Once again the performance rules out any of the little things I might find wrong with this scene. Sandra Shine is almost an extra, she never gets very involved in the sex. Each girl orgasms in this twenty minute scene.

Sandra:9

Melody:8.5

Lolita:8

Scene:9.25

Positions: Feet Play, Cunnilingus, Toys, Fingering, Anal, DP, Analingus, PTM, Strap-On: BJ, Doggie, RC, Cowgirl.

Description: It is Brittany's birthday and she has always wanted to work with Felicia. Felicia gives her some presents and a cake. She squats down on the cake and has Brittany lick it off. This is very hot. After some foot worship they oil each other up and the fun begins. Brittany orgasms very quickly but realistically. Brittany fucks with a strap-on as good as most men. At the end Felicia melts some wax onto Brittany's bottom, then puts the candle in her ass for her to blow out.

Brittany:8

Felicia:7.5

Scene:9.75

Positions: Masterbation, Foot Worship, Spanking, Analingus, Cunnilingus, Toys, PTM, Choking, Strap-On: BJ, RC, Missionary, Doggie.

Description: Nautica is being interviewed by Sky, she wants to get into porn. Sky makes Nautica masterbate, which is extremely hot, before calling in Loni to assist in her tryout. Nautica licks Sky's feet and then the sex really kicks in. Nautica's vagina and ass get very wet with saliva and pussy juice. Loni gets too loud, almost obnoxious. Each woman takes the strap-on until orgasm, with Loni fucking the shit out of it, before another great twenty minute scene comes to an end.

Nautica:9

Loni:7

Sky:6

Scene:8.67

Positions: Analingus F2M, BJ, RC, PTM, Standing Doggie, DP, Strap-On: Male BJ, Male Doggie Anal, Male Cowgirl Anal, Male RC Anal, Male ATM

Description: Two guys paint a room while Sky watches. Pretty soon the blond guy is licking her feet. She leaves and they discuss her, then she comes back in a robe and the brown haired guy leaves. When she turns around you see she is wearing a strap-on, which she has the blond dude suck and fuck. I am not cool with any of this. I don't think he is either because he remains flacid and never really makes it to fully erect. Then the laptop froze several times, a blessing in disguise because I skipped through a lot of the scene. Then the brown haired dude returns and they work her up to a DP and finish things off with two shots to her face. This doesn't fit with my perception of an all girl scene.

Sky:6

Scene:-1.5

EXTRAS:

Trailers: Big Bottom Sadie and Exxxplosion look good while the others range from rentable to bad.

Behind The Scenes: The camera is on throughout what looks like the entire pre-scene setup, focusing on the girls getting ready, doing stills and just hanging out. All of the girls from the first scene arrive as the BTS progresses and the house gets very busy. After the setup they show a little of the scene with some strange slow motion blur effect. Then it jumps to the end of the scene and all the girls except Nautica leave. She just stays in her spot on the couch and masterbates with a vibe. Then it goes to Felicia and Brittany getting ready for their scene, this is a little more intimate and less hectic. They show some dialogue direction too. The BTS is 63 minutes long!

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